Ed Sheeran [3]

That tuneless ginger gargoyle cunt, Sheeran, has said that his cycling injury (which he has whored all over social mong media and not shut the fuck up about!) has caused problems in his sex life… I presume by that, he means his arm injury has put the mockers on him wanking every night (probably over a picture of himself)… Let’s face it, who in their right mind would shag the ginger gremlin? Oh, I forgot, he’s famous and has got money….

Nominated by Norman

‘Useful Ginger Idiots’

I’d like to nominate “Useful Ginger Idiots and their unseen social engineering head patters” for a cunting.

While watching Country File last Sunday I was despairingly not surprised to see that the only native English looking male presenter (as I expected) Just had to be a ginger victim of school bullying. These hidden self important cunts in control of our entertainment and possibly indirectly our wold simply could not bring themselves to put a typical British male in a position of influence in front of their heavily lobotomised, passive, teat sucking audience, so instead they went off a found some useful ginger, freckled, victim of an idiot to stand in his rightful place.

I have noticed this prevalence of these ginger stooge, substitutes over and over down through the years where ever left wing, feminist, victimhood proper gander is regularly aired, from TV adds, bill boards advertising beds, to even train timetable covers etc. Everywhere you look the avoidance of real white male roll models is plainly evident.

I was at Asda (in England) yesterday and saw a poster with about eight children’s faces grinning, looking out at me, most of them were obviously of foreign origin and the two white boy’s, one was hard to distinguish whether it was a boy or a girl (possibly non binary) and the other was a freckled ginger with short back n sides and sticky out ears (no blond English white boys).

Possibly the biggest cunts however could be those who literally have not noticed this subtle long term erosion and in so doing actively endorse it and wish to vigerously inforce it.

Nominated by Blue Van Man.

Ed Sheeran (2)

Ed Sheeran is a cunt…

Apparently what drives him is that he ‘wasn’t the most popular kid in the school’…
And now he is ‘the most popular kid in the school’ (err… didn’t he leave school years ago?!) he ‘takes it too far’ (ie: he’s a walking ego of a cunt)… So, because he was called ginger bollocks by his classmates, he still wants to ‘show them all’ decades later and rule the fucking world?… What a pure mardarse… And his ‘Prince Ludwig The Indestuctable’ mode didn’t stop there… He had this to say about a new album:

“In a 100m sprint to get a number one album I just know I’m going to win…
I don’t care who’s doing what. I just know I’m going to win…. I’m going to make sure I come first….”

Nice to know he’s doing it for the love of music, isn’t it?… I bet he throws a fit when he doesn’t get the right end of the Christmas Cracker… Fuck me…

Nominated by Norman.

Tim Peake


I was awaked in my dreams by such a fearful flame and a rushing of comets. Terrible signs and portents indeed. A ginger haired man fried to a crisp. The heavens hath spoken. I bespoke me the ginger haired cunt about to leave this world never to return: the grinning astronaut cunt Major Tim Peake

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Adam Henson

Two cocks for the price of one!

Two cocks for the price of one!

Adam Henson of Adam’s Farm/Countryfile IS A CUNT!

Not because he’s ginger I hasten to add, but that does nothing to help his cuntishness. It’s his incredible ability to bore the living arse off every man, beast, fowl and insect in every square meter of countryside. His irritating energy and enthusiasm, dressed in what looks like Man At C& A- Autumn wear circa 1985. His annoying habit of continually chattering as he hurls straw bales about for no other reason other than it probably makes him feel more rugged.

Smacking the arse of one of his Hereford Bullocks with an ‘Isn’t she a beauty’, and then carting her off to be slaughtered, the sandy skin toned callous bastard’s unrelenting eagerness never wanes. I swear that in one edition of Countryfile I saw one of his prize bullocks look at him as if to say ‘YOU GINGER TOSSER!’

Of course I am ignorant being a city dweller, and I know nothing about farming. I am sure Mr Henson would give me a good dressing down if he were to read this post. But I still think he’s a bit of a cunt! And I trust there will be plenty who would agree with me. Despite him being labelled the ‘Nation’s Favourite Farmer’.

Nominated by: Chris McMillan