German Car Syndrome


“German Car syndrome” (AKA “Panzer Fever”) a complaint which transforms even the most reserved, mild mannered individual into a selfish impatient lead-footed cunt, the minute they slide behind the wheel of an Audi, Beemer or Merc.

VW beetle owners can be cunts too, sneering down their noses at “lesser” classic motors while preaching the virtues of their nasty, rattly, draughty Nazi-memorabilia-on-wheels.

Nominated by: Mr Bastard