The 23rd of September was Bisexual Visibility Day. To quote them they “feel left out of the media, erased from historical narratives and excluded from LGBTQIA events” (whatever that means).

Back in the day you were either hetrosexual or poof/lezza. Now we have a sorts of transgenders, Bisexuals and various other poofs and benders fighting each other for recognition, media space and financial support

It’s getting a bit confusing for an old cunt like me – do you think we could have a national hetrosexual pride day.

Nominated by: Mahatma Koat

You know the type, Graham Norton, Alan Carr, Rylan Clark.

They obviously grew up watching too many repeats of “Are you being served” on UK GOld and now think that being gay equates to acting like Mr Humphreys.

I could not give a shit if you are gay, if you enjoy a good arsehole reaming, giving a good arsehole reaming or sucking on a cock. What you do in your personal life is no concern of mine, but what pisses me off (and actually gives the gays a bad name) is the effeminate stereotype gays who act like divas saying shit like “talk to the hand girlfriend” and are extroverts acting like right fucking mincers.

Nominated by: Dribbling Reality TV Junkie

Gays need cunted. Sick to the fucking back teeth of hearing about them and their rights.

Bastards even bring their poisonous little agendas to fucking eurovision, booing the lovely Russian girl and her splendid song.

What a bunch of bullies.

Nominated by: Danb

So the Irish want equality for gays and lesbian. No problem with that, but I feel sorry for the kids brought up by these cunts who are going to get pilloried in the playground.

Equality? Fair enough. But gays want to be more equal than others. Gay pride? Fuck that – what’s wrong with straight pride?

Oh, I forgot – that’s discrimination!

Python got it right…

Nominated by: Dioclese