Why is it when I fancy a banana I can only ever buy them green and unripe in a bunch these days?
All the local greengrocers have been squeezed out of the high street by fucking Tesco, Asda, Sainsbuys and the chavvy Aldi and Lidl.
So I really want a banana, I go to the supermarket and have to buy a bunch of 12 of the green fuckers for £2.
I then get them home and it really is pot luck when they will ripen, will it be a few days? will it be like usual and take 10 days? Who fucking knows, but you can bet your bottom dollar they will all ripen on the same day, so two weeks ago I wanted a banana, now I have to eat 12 of the cunts before they start to rot!
Nominated by: Boaby