Shitholes of the World – Part One

Shitholes of the World. Part One.

There are numerous shitholes on planet Earth, something the Tango Man alluded to recently. They come in all shapes and sizes across various countries. Our intrepid columnist,  Hugh Chattering Islington-Cunt, went to see the benefits and positive changes that are occurring in many so-called shitholes – debunking the myths about them.

In this opening article of the series we take a look at our first European city, gay Paris, and here is what Hugh discovered:

‘Before it was a very popular tourist hot-spot with magnificent architecture, boulevards and little streets, teaming with pavement cafes, bistros and romantic charm. Today, it has a new edgy charm with a neolithic rather than neo-Gothic feel to it. The post modernist shanty town rivival and ghetto style, complete with rubbish strewn about, street crime, rampant prostitution, people trafficking, rough sleeping and tuberculosis has a delightfully primitive sub-Saharan African feel to it combined with the more developed religious zeal of north African and Moorish Arab culture. Coupled with an organised (criminal) tone to it, courtesy of a balkanised eastern European influence, it makes for  a cosmopolitan liveliness sadly absent before.

However, for some inexplicable reason not all Parisians appreciate the benefits that cultural enrichment has brought their city.

Away from the glitz of the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre and the Notre Dame, the suburbs of the city have developed their own very distinct culture with a warm, fuzzy, ghetto vibe of shabby-chic social housing, grime and grunge. There is a bizarre feel or should that be a bazaar feel, since one feels one has arrived in the hubbub of north African cities such as Tangiers, Tripoli or Cairo. In keeping with the Arabic theme some bars ban women and have become solely all male preserves.

At the ‘Au Jockey Club’ bar in the suburb of Sevran, a French Arab customer said: “We’re in Sevran, not (central) Paris.”  In this café, there’s no mixing.” said another and a third stated “The mentalities are different, here it’s like it is back in the old country.”

Sevran also has an active job training and recruitment scheme for the youth. In under two years at least 15 young people from this one suburb went out to join such schemes in Iraq and Syria organised by some charitable religious types. While out there they enjoyed the camaraderie and activities on offer so much that no-one knows if they returned to France.

Police, emergency workers and locals avoid many of these Paris suburbs which is a shame since they miss out on the rich diversity and new cultural experiences. Although, I did not get to time to visit most of these areas, I am sure they are as delightful as parts of Marseilles, Toulouse and Perpignan.  I  can safely state – from my comfy north London abode –  when on the rare occasion problems do arise, it is down to misunderstanding and ignorance on the part of the more elitist Parisians due to their preconceived ideas and fear of other cultures and civilisations.

Just this week, on the Paris metro it has been reported that some train drivers now refuse to stop at certain stations on lines 4 and 12.

“Between the brawls that occur on the platforms, which sometimes end up happening on the train or across the tracks, you could hit someone, or crush them,” trade union representative Jean-Marc Judith told a news organsation adding that the number of attacks on travellers and RATP staff “are becoming increasingly dramatic.”

Many Parisians fail to appreciate that these stations have become magnets for start up businesses. Entrepreneurial businessmen who arrived from abroad have quickly spotted opportunities in the market. Business is booming at some stations with crack selling particularly well. Customers come from far and wide to meet the  dealers on the platforms, with large sums of euros changing hands, so breathing new life into the once staid local economy. One needs to witness the vibrant economic activity and fervent pace of life while jostling among the homeless lining the platforms and enjoy the free entertainment – a stabbing here and a mass brawl there – as disagreements are resolved in a thoroughly honest and straightforward manner. These new street performers are so much more avant-garde than those passé mime artists, jugglers, fine artists and musicians of the Paris of old.

Monsieur Macaroon is clearly a smart cookie, who sees an opportunity to bring France into the 21st century B.C, with his globalist, ‘back to basics’ agenda. Welcoming the best talent from around the globe to create a new, culturally diverse, open and dynamic France.’

In articles over the next few weeks Hugh will examine how cities in Sweden, UK, and Germany have become the new Mecca, (an oxymoronic paradigm) of openness, tolerance and cultural diversity.

By our columnist Hugh Chattering Islington-Cunt.

Hugh graduated from the London School of Economics and has a masters degree in Marxist Leninist Indoctrination. Hugh has been regularly interviewed by James O’Shithead and Oh-wen Jones and writes for the Grauniad, Not-so-Independent and Morning Star. He is a supporter of globalism and open borders being a founding member of the think tank ‘Open Sesame’  – named after the story of Ali Baba and the 40 thieves – and proudly supported by the billionaire philanthropist George Sore-arse.



Bastille Day


So once again our fraternal amis make the rolling news channels. How do you like being the yanks first and closest ally now my froggy friends? Liberte Egalite Fraternite? As yours truly has highlighted in previous posts their reputation for being the whiffiest cunts in europe points to a long history orf colonial subjugation and exploitation. They and their Belgian acolytes share a bloody colonial past in the muslim world. Not so much orf the past at that. Bugger me why Obama has tossed orf so orften about “America’s oldest ally”? The frogs still have a large and productive (for them) empire or “administrative dependencies” as they style them. When we joined the Common Market we had to give all that up. Not them. How did the garlic farting tossers pull that orf? Give them credit when due, they have been robbing and rubbing johnny muslim up the wrong way for 200 years.

Back to tragic events. Up half the night hoping to spot a mangled frog but censorship rules okay. Bugger. Bastille Day, Reign of Terror. Very appropriate. Reminds yours truly that europe has been regularly fucked by little frogs with tiny todgers – Napoleon naturally and more recently Mitterand, Sarkozy and now Holland.

Stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity with our froggy friends? Fuck that. No intention orf getting hit by a truck.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

The French

kermit and miss piggy in paris

The French are complete cunts, and so are the migrant scum that inhabit the so-called Calais Jungle… The fact is that every single inhabitant of the Calais Jungle has passed through several safe countries…. None of them should ever be allowed into the UK…..

And as for those garlic chewing surrender monkey frog fuckers, trying to blackmail Blighty into staying in the EU by saying ‘Stay in the EU, or we’ll flood the UK with migrants…’
Well. fuck the French cunts… Let’s just bomb the bastards and take Calais with it… As old Henry V would say, ‘Lets’ get the smelly frog cunts!’

Nominated by: Norman

The United States of France


In the wake orf the Paris killings I would remind our froggy friends that Obama takes every opportunity to remind the world that the French are America’s oldest allies. Hollande basks in Obama’s shadow. You may have taken Britain’s place at the yankee top table mes amis but as the waves orf synthetic grief sweep la belle France, is the free admission to the number one spot on the jihaddi hate list worth it? No doubt Monsewer Hollande has taken to wearing his mackintosh and crash helmet again.

We do not forget how Obama managed to forget the British involvement in the D Day landings and the liberation of France during the recent remembrance observances when the only Head orf State who had actually served during WW11, HM The Queen, was sidelined.

While I find the machine gunning of a few fucking journalists understandable, what I cannot condone is the perfectly predictable outpouring orf liberal wailing and solidarity that has followed. That is down to you, you cunts in black. Candles, cuddly toys, cliched slogans, twittershit, grieving widows snivelling to camera, France has caught the fucking spirit orf Diana. Rumours orf a free concert in Paris from Elton John. Jihaddis take note.

Obama has been pushing the line orf Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité (LEF), French spiritual founding fathers orf the American Constitution ect ect. We know that the twisted cunt hates anything British but worth reminding ourselves that the French still actually have colonies or as they like to term it “colonial relationships” and were renowned for their sadistic rule and involvement in the slave trade. Froggy political hacks queuing up to puff France and LEF. I seem to recall that the high flown ideals orf LEF soon degenerated into The Reign Of Terror. Well mes amis, you have it now.

Je suis cunt.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Matthew Simmons


Special 20th anniversary cunting: Matthew Simmons is a cunt…

This badly dressed, loudmouthed, racist Palace gobshite got everything he deserved that night at Selhurst Park….. It was a great drop kick and then a cracking punch from Eric… The way this despicable little fucker got his 15 minutes (with the help of those cunts at The Sun): acting the wronged and innocent loveable ordinary joe football fan was sickening…

Turns out Simmons was/is scum of the lowest order… Offences for racism, assault, robbery and apparently girlfriend beating… Cantona got more coverage than OJ Simpson and Fred West combined (sorry, Fred). Yet Simmons was treated like some sort of working class hero…

It wouldn’t surpirise me if this odious cunt put his head above the parapet to get a few quid 20 years after the event… If he does we (as reds) will be more than happy to reacquaint ourselves with him……

Nominated by: Norman

“All I said, yer honour, was ‘Orf you go Cantona. It’s the early bath for you!'”

Funny, ‘cos it came out “Why don’t you fuck off back to France, you froggy bastard!?!”

Nominated by: Dioclese