Football [3]

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I would like to cunt football,all aspects of it-

Players – over paid kids with no life experience apart from acting like cunts most of the time,
management-over paid dodgy, wankers,very few of whom are British are paid an obscene amount of money to do fuck all

Fans – if they are not moaning about violence they are causing it! This doesn’t happen in any other sport,so why football? Is it due to a very large cunt ratio?

Hangers on – all the wankers selling various shit to the football cunts, counterfeit kit, out of date burger bar dog food, cans of coke with multipack on three for a fiver.

A very high cunt ratio in football. I reckon even more than the government…..

Treble cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

The BBC’s FA Cup Final coverage

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Once done with dedication, humour and style (actually, ITV were always better at it though), the Cup Final is now yet another victim of BBC cuntitude…

Some mong who call himself DJ Yoda (fucking sad bastard!) doing ‘loops’ of David De Gea muttering or LVG falling on his arse (someone should tell this nu-footie twat that ITV’s ‘The Big Match’ were doing comedy loops of footage in the early 70s)…

And right now there is someone on, who can only be described as some sort of ‘theatrical’ golliwog on crack, mincing through the highlights of this season’s cup ties… A quite good tribute to Jimmy Hill was on before all this crap came on, and seeing all this celeb infested, PC, let’s have an OTT black presenter shite almost makes me miss old Chinny…

Things ain’t what they used to be…

Nominated by : Norman

That Gary Lineker is a right cunt too. Knows about as much about football as he does about fucking Walker’s crisps…

As for the cup final, I’d rather sit here and write up “…is a cunt” which gives you a rough idea how much I love BBC Sport and the Cup Final in particular.

Nominated by : Dioclese

Hillsborough

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OMG! I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing about bloody Hillsborough.

Don’t get me wrong. It was a needless tragedy that 96 fans went to a football match and lost their lives. I get it. We all get it. But for fuck’s sake change the bloody record. It’s now been ruled that the victims were killed unlawfully. OK, so how does that help exactly? Too many (unticketed) fans + some idiotic policing = 96 deaths. As others have said, there needed to be too many fans to begin with, so for the scouse cunts to claim everyone else is to blame except them strikes me as a bit thick. Oh wait, they’re from Scouserpool. Bottom line, it was a very unfortunate event that nobody wanted or set out to do.

On the other hand, the murdering scum scouse fans who deliberately killed 39 opposition supporters in a fucking riot in the Heysel stadium in 1985 is all but glossed over. That slaughter was deliberate, perpetrated by the same group of scum supporters we’re all supposed to feel sorry for over Hillsborough. Is it just me?

Scouserpool FC is scum. Their fans are scum. The fucking 5 year ban for English clubs resulting from the murderous scouse rioting kept my team out of the UEFA Cup 3 fucking times. Bastards! Scouserpool FC should have been banned from European competition forever for crimes against humanity. THAT would have been justice for the 39.

The endless media favouritism directed at that club makes me puke too. Everytime they’re on the box, we’re forced to witness several minutes of their pathetic anthem before kick off. No other club gets that. Everything about that crap city is shite. Wasn’t it 2008 when Scouserpool was voted European Capital of Culture or some such nonsense? What a laugh. The only way that rancid place is a capital of culture is if all the supermarkets ordered extra quantities of yogurt that year.

Nominated by: Imitation Yank

Right… Those Scouse cunts….
So they have finally got their verdict (the one they wanted), but will there be closure?
Will there fuck… Now the compo claims start… Didn’t see that coming… This will never, ever end… They will make sure of that… It’s like a family business…

But what I want to know is why the arselicking, Scouseloving papers and TV fail to point out certain facts about these not so loveable vermin…

There’s plenty of evidence that Liverpool have consistently sought to capitalise on what Hillsborough brought them (just enough sympathy to wash away their Heysel disgrace for instance, allowing them their stunning attempt to present its own twentieth anniversary in 2005 as a joint Liverpool-Juventus commemoration – grief hijacking extraordinaire!)…

There was that Scouse cunt, John Aldridge at the replayed semi-final at Old Trafford a mere three weeks after Hillsborough… His disgraceful taunting of Forest’s Brian Laws following the latter’s own goal was unbecoming in any circumstances and fully deserved Tony Adams’ retribution – “That’s for Brian Laws, you cunt” – three weeks later when Arsenal stole the championship at Anfield…

Of course that came after the all-Merseyside cup final (just five weeks after Hillsborough) which, as though nothing had happened, was once again marked by images of numerous scousers scaling the stadium walls to gain entry and, with the fences removed, pitch invasions that they’d been put up to prevent…. Meanwhile, stewards on duty that day were called to a disturbance at one entrance ten minutes into the game where they were met by the sight of hordes of scousers attempting to storm their way in… Forget the earlier ridiculous calls for the season to be abandoned and Liverpool awarded the FA Cup in memoriam – some of the club’s fans had in mind a far more fitting way to honour the disaster’s victims…. Which begs the question: if the police did open the gate at the Leppings Lane End, why did they? Could it be that there were hordes of baying, ticketless scousers causing so much mayhem that the coppers were forced to open it? It is no secret that scousers were jumping the turnstiles at that end during that game,….

And of course there were the ever-present ‘Liverpool FC celebrate Munich 1958’ banners and the ‘Who’s that dying on the runway?’ song that these cunts sang for decades… Not forgetting, of course, the massacre of 39 Juventus supporters at Heysel… Don’t see too much of an outcry from Scousers about ‘Justice For The 39’, do we?
What I want to know is why did it take the deaths of 96 of their own for these scum to actually grow a conscience? Cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Joleon Lescott

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Joleon Lescott is a prize cuntflap.

Aston Villa were relegated from the Premier League yesterday and Lescott, who “plays” for Villa, apparently said this regarding their relegation, “Now it’s confirmed, maybe it’s a weight off the shoulders and we can give these fans what they deserve, some performances”.

What a fucking cunt! Have the players heroically not been giving performances in the dimwitted hope that the club would stay up? And now that it doesn’t matter are they thinking of actually winning a fucking match? Footballers in general are dislikable, lynchable cunt-towels but this twat and his bizarre double-forehead has somehow managed to lower the bar even further.

Nominated by: Galted Asas

Roy Hodgson [2]

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I would like to get an early Cunting in for Woy Hodgson before Euro 2016.

Don’t get me wrong – he seems a nice bloke an’ all but he is a useless manager cunt. He should have been sacked after the World Cup in Brazil after that gutless load of shit. Worse than that he has made that cunt Wayne Rooney England Captain. Rooney is utter shit at the highest level and his England record is full of goals in pointless friendlies and he has done nothing in the really big International games.

Now Wayne is Captain that guarantees another 3+ years taking a place upfront which he’s not good enough for anymore. Roy ‘scared to drop Rooney’ Hodgson will put Rooney upfront every fucking game until were eliminated in the group stages of the Euros, then he will be sacked and we will be back to square one.

We should start with Kane and Sturridge (if fit) with Vardy as the impact sub end of. The F.A need to be cleared out and get some cunts in there who know how to appoint a cunt who can win a competition. The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt