It’s about time Facebook had a cunting.

I’m currently serving 24 hours in FB prison due to meme I posted in one of the groups I’m a member of being removed, after some snowflake cunt reported me. It was a cartoon of a pig fucking a muslim, with the words, “That’s the way Allah, Allah I like it”.

The post I put it on was by some muslim gobshite bragging the UK would be taken over by muslims and we’d all become slaves.

(Ed: Provocative and insulting to all non-muslim British people. Slavery is a crime in the UK.)

Now I don’t really give a fuck about being blocked, I have a life outside FB. Besides, I see it as a badge of honour. I’ve offended at least one lefty, and that pleases me.

What annoys me, is Zuckerberg’s double standards. He’s quite happy to allow the most vile, left wing bullshit to be posted without sanction, but when those of us who are NOT braindead, lefty dickheads post something, we don’t even get to appeal. There was also mentioned in the message that they would delete my profile if I keep doing it. Big fucking deal.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw.

Angie Bowie


Which rotten piece of woodwork did this old hag crawl out of? Yet another freeloading slag who uses her ex-husband’s more famous name, because no one will recognise her own… This old witch has just been on Celebrity Big Brother and basically dining out on the fact that she was David Bowie’s wife 40 years ago… How pathetic is that?

And the myth (put about by this old gluebag) about the Rolling Stones song ‘Angie’ being about her is bullshit… Keith Richards mainly wrote the song, and he stated that it wasn’t about anyone and it was just a name he came up with…

Some rock stars can be cunts (Lennon, Jagger, Page, Crosby) etc… But those who live off their fame, like Courtney Love and Angie Bowie, are even bigger cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

Rachel Dolezal


Rachel Dolezal is a cunt…
Why pretend for years to be something that you are not?

I’ve known both black and white lads from Jamaica and, like the black lads, the white lads also love their weed, their reggae and talk in patois… But they don’t pretend to be black, because they aren’t… And why is this silly bitch trying to make out she spread all this bullshit in order to be a race rights activist? One can be white and still stand against racism and be a race rights activist… Just like a man can speak up foe feminism (it won’t be me though)…

A cause that somebody fights for or supports is about belief… It has fuck all to do with skin colour… The daft tart probably did it to get attention and appear ‘cool…’ The stupid cow wants to ask people who lived in Apartheid stricken South Africa or the USA in the 1950s and 1960s how ‘cool’ it was to be black…. Fighting for a cause is one thing, but pretending you are one of them and know what they are going through? That is just taking the piss and is so patronising…

What a cunt, and I thought Plastic Paddies were bad…

Nominated by: Norman

Tara Hudson


Tara Hudson who wants its cake and to eat it…is a Cunt.

Her mummy says : “My 26 year old daughter, Tara Hudson, has recently been sentenced to 3 months in prison. She is transgender and has lived her whole adult life as a woman. Despite this she has been told by Bath Magistrates that she will serve her sentence in an all male prison. The Magistrates have said that because she is legally identified as male (on her passport), they can’t place her in a female prison. I know that transgender women are at high risk of abuse in male prisons and don’t want my daughter to suffer because of bureaucracy. That is why I am campaigning for the courts to be humane about this and place my daughter in an all female prison, where she belongs.” Followed by an invitation to sign their petition. NO!

He, she, it or sh’it can’t have it both ways, or most probably it can on C wing with sh’its faux fanny and duck lipped pout, shower time’s going to be an interesting place. You’d-a-thunk it’d have the sense to have its documents seen to after seeing to its privates. Nah! Tough titty -very likely. Let this be schadenfreude justice for those poor sods who’ve pulled one of these ………….????? and ended up with a hand full of meat and two veg in the clinch; it’s not a game and it would make you cry.

Cunt! (Artificial)

Nominated by: King Cnut

Isn’t justice a marvellous thing? The magistrates say it’s up to the prison service and bugger all to do with them. So they reject her appeal. Then the justice secretary decided that it would be a good bit of PR to get her moved after 140,000 with fuck all better to do signed a petition.

More than that signed a petition to leave the EU, but they did fuck all about that!

Perhaps the cunt should learn to behave itself and not go around head butting barmen and breaking their teeth then we wouldn’t be having the debate.

Transgender people are a fucking pain in the arse – or wherever they’ve moved it to…

Nominated by: Gender Bender

The Sex Pistols


The Sex Pistols are routinely cited as one of the greatest bands in history, along with their debut (and only) album Never Mind the Bollocks… The truth is the Pistols had nothing to do with music or youth culture…. They were simply one of the greatest marketing operations of all time, whose rise to fame was made immensely easier by the shockingly backward state of 1977’s society…

If there’s one revolution the Pistols kickstarted, it was the idea that anything shocking – no matter how dumb, vacant, or closer to the lowest common denominator – is going to generate cash, and that’s the harvest we’re still reaping to this day with gems a-la Pete Doherty, Liam Gallagher, or even Jade Goody…. Get your name in the paper through whatever stunt or nonsense, look wasted, wear the right clothes and wag that oh-so-rebellious finger and half the job’s done…

Look at the publicity generated by one of the most stupid moments in the history of British telly, the Bill Grundy interview in which the affected young clowns make the presenter’s job stupidly easy. “Go on, you’ve got another ten seconds. Say something outrageous.” “You dirty bastard”. “Go on, again”. “You dirty facker! Worra facking rotta!”. If you’ve got a pet dog at home you may know exactly how it works…..

And then there was that swastika wearing, samckhead, psychotic prick, Sid Vicious… He was a proper cunt…

Nominated by: Norman