#Is a Cunt General Election Game 2017 #

Right here are are the entries for who cunts here think will lose their seat.(This is the also the official thread for general election shitposting.

Picks:

Shaun
1)Cat Smith
2)Helen Goodman
3)Clive Lewis
4)Liz McInnes
5)Byron Davies
6)Gavin Barwell
7)Tulip Siddiq
8)Kate Green
9)Gareth Snell
10)Liz Kendall
11)Dennis Skinner
12)Nick Clegg
13)Tim Farron
14)Simon Danczuck
15)Holly Lynch
16)Chuka Umunna
17)Yvette Cooper
18)Owen Smith
19)Chris Bryant
20)Paul Flynn
21)Kate Hoey
22)David Winnick
23)Rupa Huq
24)Calum Kerr
25)Ruth Cadbury
26)Wes Streeting
27)Daniel Zeichner
28)Joan Ryan
29)Dawn Butler
30)Ed Miliband
31)Alastair Carmichael
32)Tom Brake
33)Ian Murray
34)Jess Phillips
35)Ben Gummer
36)Tom Watson
37)Ian Austin
38)Neil Coyle
39)Kerry McCarthy
40)Geoffrey Robinson
41)Ruth Smeeth
42)Ivan Lewis
43)Jon Cruddas
44)Angus Robertson
45)Mary Creagh
46)Emily Thornberry
47)John McDonnell
48)Diane Abbott
49)Jermey Corbyn
50)David Lammy

Megacunt:
Chris Matheson
Rupa Huq
Ruth Cadbury
Holly Lynch
Margaret Greenwood
Wes Streeting
Paul Farrelly
John Woodcock
Rob Marris
Tulip Siddiq
Joan Ryan
Peter Kyle
Paula Sherriff
Cat Smith
Natascha Engel
Gareth Thomas
Madeleine Moon
Tom Blenkinsop
Karen Buck
David Winnick
Rosena Allin-Khan
Ian Lucas
Richard Burden
Mary Creagh
Vernon Coaker
Clive Efford
Robert Flello
Gisela Stuart
Susan Jones
Jim Cunningham
Jenny Chapman
David Hanson
Gordon Marsden
Mark Tami
Nic Dakin
Kerry McCarthy
Paul Flynn
Alan Whitehead
Helen Goodman
Lindsay Hoyle
Daniel Zeichner
Albert Owen
Rob Flello
David Crausby
Neil Coyle
Liz McInnes
Tulip Siddiq
Alan Meale
Julie Cooper
Ivan Lewis

Anton Pillar
1. Mhairi Black
Paisley and Renfrewshire South (SNP). Back to school for this cunt!
2. Chris Matheson
City Of Chester (Labour)
3. Rupa Huq
Ealing Central & Acton (Labour)
4. Calum Kerr
Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk (SNP)
5. Holly Lynch
Halifax (Labour)
6. Tom Brake
Carshalton & Wallington (LibDem)
7. Ian Murray
Edinburgh South (Labour)
8. Alistair Carmichael
Orkney & Shetland (LibDem)
9. Margaret Greenwood
10. Holly Lynch
11. Wes Streeting
12. Paul Farrelly
13. John Woodcock
14. Rob Marris
15. Joan Ryan
16. Tulip Siddiq
17. Catherine Smith
18. Ian Lucas
19. Natascha Engel
20. Madeleine Moon
21. David Winnick
22. Karen Buck
23. Gareth Thomas
24. Gordon Marsden
25. Kirsten Oswald (SNP)
26. John Nicolson (SNP)
27. Andy Slaughter
28. Byron Davies
29. Amanda Solloway
30. Corri Wilson (SNP)
31. Tim Farron
32. Jonathan Reynolds
33. Stephen Gethins (SNP)
34. Richard Burden
35. Rob Flello
36. Jamie Reed
37. Vernon Coaker
38. Jess Phillips
39. Iain Wright
40. Nic Dakin
41. Jenny Chapman
42. Jim Cunningham
43. Julie Cooper
44. Mark Tami
45. Helen Goodman
46. Paul Flynn
47. Kerry McCarthy
48. Thangam Debbonaire
49. Karin Smyth
50. Ben Bradshaw

Freddie the Frog:
My entry is:

(1) Little Timmy Farron

That’ll do me

Can’t be arsed with the rest

Dioclese:
1. Norman Lamb
2. Caroline Lucas
3. Cat Smith
4. Ian Murray
5. Mary Creach
6. Jess Phillips
7. John McDonnell
8. Wes Streeting
9. Peter Kyle
10. John Nicolson
11. Ben Bradshaw
12. Chris Bryant
13. David Winnick
14. Tim Farron
15. Ed Miliband
16. Gareth Snell
17. Chris Mathewson
18. Rupa Huq
19. Nick Clegg
20. Sarah Olney
21. John Pugh
22. Albert Owen
23. Ruth Cadbury
24. Margaret Greenwood
25. Holly Lynch
26. Natasha Engel
27. Karen Buck
28. Rob Flello
29. Jim Cunningham
30. Jenny Chapman
31. Gordon Marsden
32. Mark Tami
33. David Crausby
34. Geoffrey Robinson
35. Hilary Benn
36. Allan Meals
37. Tom Brake
38. Alastair Carmichael
39. Greg Mulholland
40. Mark Williams
41. Pete Wishart
42. John Nicolson
43. Calum Kerr
44. Richard Armless
45. Alexander Burnett
46. Angus Robertson
47. Byron Davies
48. Amanda Solloway
49. Gavin Harwell
50. Tom Blenkinsop

Quislings:
1.. Alex Salmond
2..Chris Bryant
3.. Liz mcinnes
4..Mary creagh
5.. Paul farelly
6..Catherine mc Kinne
7.. Alan whitehead
8.. tom brake
9..Elidh whiteford
10..Tim farron
11..nick clegg
12..Owen smith
13.. Kate hoey
14..Chris matherson
15.. rupa huq
16..Ruth Cadbury
17..Peter Kyle
18..tuilip siddiq
19..clive Lewis
20..Liz Kendall
21..chuka umunna
23.. ed milliband
24.. tom Watson
25..David lammy
26..Emily thornberry
27.. John McDonnell
28.. Gareth Thomas
29.. Margaret greenwood
30.. cat smith
31..Ivan Lewis
32..holly lynch
33.. Wes streeting
34..Stephen gethins
35..Ben Bradshaw
36..Helen goodman
37..Paul Flynn
38.. hiliary Benn
39.. John Nicholson
40..John woodcock
41..rob Marris
42..alistair Carmichael
43..Ian Lucas
44..John Pugh
45..IAIN wright
46..vernon coaker
47.. Ian Murray
48..Jamie reed
49.. Gordon marsden
50..Joan Ryan

Vermin Cunt Spotter:
I cannot be arsed listing 50 fucking names . But a few that would case me to LOL would be
1 Alex Salmond
2 Angus Robertson
3 Tasmina Ahmed Shrek
4 Nick( Head Boy) Clegg
5 Dim Farron

June Sarpong [2]

Caught The Pledge on Sky News recently, is a weekly news themed debating show fronted by arch anti Brexit bitch June Sarpong. What a cunt! Debating is about putting your point across with reasoning, facts and logic not talking over people repeating some Guardian propaganda that has been proven to be bollocks. This cunt has no off switch.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Sky Arts

Sky Arts is a massive, cowardly, self-censoring cunt for dropping a short comedy film starring Joseph Fiennes (white actor) as Michael Jackson (black child, white adult) because Jackson’s children are apparently a bit upset by this. Not sure why the press insist on calling them “Jackson’s children” either since none of them appear to be mixed race and therefore cannot possiby be Jackson’s biological children.

Apparently Jackson’s daughter seems to think her drug-addicted, unconvicted child molestor father is deserving of “respect” which presumably means no artistic project of any kind should ever be permitted unless it depicts her freak of a father in a flattering light. The show was called “Urban Myths” (the clue is in the title) and was a comedy – not a serious biographical drama, for fuck’s sake. You would think that any programme maker who valued freedom of speech would not be eager to set such a dangerous precedent – but then again Sky is owned by the Murdochs so automatically has an in-built degree of cuntitude.

Nominated by Fred West

Watership Down protesters

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Parents who have complained about Watership Down being broadcast on Easter Sunday need to cunted into the stratosphere.

Fucking limp cunts, grow up.

Nominated by : Cunt O’MaCunto

Here’s a few gemettes from the Twitter twatterati —

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Dan, your’re a cunt!
Emily, you’re a cunt!
Lucy, you’re a cunt!
Maddie, you’re a cunt, too!

In fact, you’re all cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Tara Hudson

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Tara Hudson who wants its cake and to eat it…is a Cunt.

Her mummy says : “My 26 year old daughter, Tara Hudson, has recently been sentenced to 3 months in prison. She is transgender and has lived her whole adult life as a woman. Despite this she has been told by Bath Magistrates that she will serve her sentence in an all male prison. The Magistrates have said that because she is legally identified as male (on her passport), they can’t place her in a female prison. I know that transgender women are at high risk of abuse in male prisons and don’t want my daughter to suffer because of bureaucracy. That is why I am campaigning for the courts to be humane about this and place my daughter in an all female prison, where she belongs.” Followed by an invitation to sign their petition. NO!

He, she, it or sh’it can’t have it both ways, or most probably it can on C wing with sh’its faux fanny and duck lipped pout, shower time’s going to be an interesting place. You’d-a-thunk it’d have the sense to have its documents seen to after seeing to its privates. Nah! Tough titty -very likely. Let this be schadenfreude justice for those poor sods who’ve pulled one of these ………….????? and ended up with a hand full of meat and two veg in the clinch; it’s not a game and it would make you cry.

Cunt! (Artificial)

Nominated by: King Cnut

Isn’t justice a marvellous thing? The magistrates say it’s up to the prison service and bugger all to do with them. So they reject her appeal. Then the justice secretary decided that it would be a good bit of PR to get her moved after 140,000 with fuck all better to do signed a petition.

More than that signed a petition to leave the EU, but they did fuck all about that!

Perhaps the cunt should learn to behave itself and not go around head butting barmen and breaking their teeth then we wouldn’t be having the debate.

Transgender people are a fucking pain in the arse – or wherever they’ve moved it to…

Nominated by: Gender Bender