Stuart Gulliver


HSBC’s CEO Stuart Gulliver has put in a compelling early bid for Cunt Of The Year – he admits failure in “governance controls” at HSBC, former DPP Lord Macdonald says HSBC should face criminal charges for “engaging in a systematic and profitable collusion in serious criminal activity”, yet still Gulliver happily trousers bonuses worth millions which in the past he routinely sequestered in a Swiss bank account via a Panamanian corporate account.

When this was discovered, he eventually offered the risibly feeble excuse that he did so only to stop his colleagues finding out how much he got paid. Which is probably half-true since he most likely hid all his backhanders in those accounts too.

Just when you thought no banker could ever be more of a cunt than the last one to be exposed, along comes Gulliver to remind us all what loathsome criminal cunts bankers are.

Nominated by: Fred West

Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Robert Mugabe [3]


The corrupt commie cunt learned his trade from Kwame Nkrumah, President for Life (ie dictator) of Ghana. Nkrumah styled himself the African Lenin. What a sweetheart.

Mugabe’s ‘victory’ has been endorced by the African Union – and to be fair it has been exactly the sort of election those democracy loving cunts ranging from Algeria via Libya to Rwanda and Zimbabwe would recognise ie totally corrupt.

Cards were marked when Mugabe started dipping his barnet in the old dictator dye, that flourescent black hair product so favoured by a chain of dead despots including Sadam Hussein, Gadafi and Hitler.

Mugabe was ‘elected’ by tens of thousands of zombie voters. At 89 he’ll soon be a zombie president. First cunt to rule from his coffin?

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Mick Philpott


Mick Philpott and the five rent a minge slappers that let the depraved clap faced goat turd shag them and produce 17 kids are beyond cunts. As the mouthy fuckprick Cuntpott sees it he does actually have a job and gets paid per pint of spunk produced. To the tune of sixty shagging grand a year. Not unlike the Royal Family really. Arise Sir Cuntpott.

Like a bit of domestic violence Mr Cuntpott? Your family life entitlement. Have another ten grand in benefits sir.

Time to apply sharia law and castrate the cunt.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke