Douglas Carswell (2)


Douglas Carswell is a two faced, unprincipled, hypocritical, turncoat cunt.

Call a by election and show us just how ‘honourable’ you really are Carswell!

There was an MP for Clacton
Who once had a UKIP hat on
But despite his defection
He won’t call an election
‘Cos the voters are saying he’s not on

Vote Loony! You know it makes sense…

Nominated by Dioclese

Douglas Carswell

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I’ll tell you who’s a cunt, that slimy fish-hook mouthed spastic Douglas fucking Carswell.

One man got us this referendum and that’s Nigel Farage and he deserves a knighthood (dog in hell’s chance, even though he is technically saving her majesties sovereignty) for awakening the public to what a stinking pile of socialist shite the E.U. is.

Carswell on the other hand, has been trying desperately to shove the knife in good old Nige’s back since he defecated on UKIP – hoping to highjack his twenty years of hard graft to grab the glory for himself (typical Conservative).

Now if there’s one thing you’ve got to give to Kippers, it’s that they say it how they see it, and the whole membership saw that Carswell’s a cunt and has treated him like one since.

From now until doomsday, every textbook given to children about this referendum should end with the footnote, “and Douglas Carswell was a treacherous back-stabbing judas cunt.”

Nominated by: Toomanycuntstoomanymanycunts