Stuart Gulliver


HSBC’s CEO Stuart Gulliver has put in a compelling early bid for Cunt Of The Year – he admits failure in “governance controls” at HSBC, former DPP Lord Macdonald says HSBC should face criminal charges for “engaging in a systematic and profitable collusion in serious criminal activity”, yet still Gulliver happily trousers bonuses worth millions which in the past he routinely sequestered in a Swiss bank account via a Panamanian corporate account.

When this was discovered, he eventually offered the risibly feeble excuse that he did so only to stop his colleagues finding out how much he got paid. Which is probably half-true since he most likely hid all his backhanders in those accounts too.

Just when you thought no banker could ever be more of a cunt than the last one to be exposed, along comes Gulliver to remind us all what loathsome criminal cunts bankers are.

Nominated by: Fred West

Neil Hamilton


For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Rolf Harris [3]


This an emergency cunting of Rolf Harris following his conviction on TWELVE counts of kiddy-fiddling.

We all know Harris did “Two Little Boys” in the 1960′s, but now it transpires the cunt also did two little girls in the 1970′s…

Not only a lying nonce, but a fucking Australian to boot. Behead the cunt immediately.

Nominated by : Fred West

Now we all know what his ‘extra leg (diddle diddle diddle dum)’ was… And I dread to think what he wanted to tie a kangaroo down (sport) for….

I always wondered why he made those funny panting noises he was so famous for… Dirty old Aussie cunt!

Nominated by : Norman Whiteside

Now we know what he made his didgerie do…

Nominated by : Dioclese

Paul Flowers


Job interview tick list for £130,000 pa Chairman of the Co-op Bank

Tick all that apply:

Gay tosser
Crack Head
Supplied illegal drugs
Left previous charity jobs under a cloud of fraud and drug taking
Run rings around The Charity Commission
Labour Party Brown Noser
Expenses cheat
Proven ignorance of banking industry
Methodist Preacher kiddie fumbler
Collector of inappropriate (but legal) gay porn
Must demonstrate ability to lavish expenses on rent boys
Must be IT literate (to use Co-op email to invite young gay men to hard drugs parties)
Don’t know what all the fuss is about. Paul Flowers? Easily the best qualified candidate.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Robert Mugabe [3]


The corrupt commie cunt learned his trade from Kwame Nkrumah, President for Life (ie dictator) of Ghana. Nkrumah styled himself the African Lenin. What a sweetheart.

Mugabe’s ‘victory’ has been endorced by the African Union – and to be fair it has been exactly the sort of election those democracy loving cunts ranging from Algeria via Libya to Rwanda and Zimbabwe would recognise ie totally corrupt.

Cards were marked when Mugabe started dipping his barnet in the old dictator dye, that flourescent black hair product so favoured by a chain of dead despots including Sadam Hussein, Gadafi and Hitler.

Mugabe was ‘elected’ by tens of thousands of zombie voters. At 89 he’ll soon be a zombie president. First cunt to rule from his coffin?

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke