Dead Pool [68]

It’s not often we have to commiserate with a Dead Pool winner, but commiserations go to Dioclese who has reluctantly won the Dead Pool by nominating Sussanne Cameron-Blackie better known to the blogging community as Anna Raccoon.

We have lost a lady of indomitable will and great wit. Who amongst us could forget her marching up the garden path path and confronting our favourite troll!

Our thoughts go out to her family. The blogosphere will not be the same without her.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 68.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Dead Pool [67]

 

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Er Indoors for correctly predicting Glen Campbell would be the next dead cunt. I wonder if he’ll have a rhinestone coffin.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 67.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

Dead Pool [66]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that it was only a matter of time before little Charlie Gard’s life-support was switched off.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 66.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s noms:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

Suicide Squad [1]

Inspired by an idea put forward by birdman.Suicide squad like the Deadpool requires players to pick 5 names of celebs who they think will die next.Catch is you can only win the round if one of your picks commits suicide.Yes it is a sick idea but having been reading all the comments on this site over the past few months safe to say most of you are sick cunts!

Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

Good luck cunters!

Shaun`s nominations:

Daniella Westbrook
Sinead O`Connor
Paul Gascoigne
Kenny Sansom
Marieke Vervoot

Dead Pool [65]

Congratulations to Mr Bastard for correctly guessing that the Night of The Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead creator George A Romero would be the next famous famous face to pop his clogs.Romero was 77 and had been suffering from lung cancer.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 65.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations

Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Eberhard van der Laan
Rayya Elias
Gord Downie