Dead Pool [103]


Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who correctly predicted the death of Peter Lord Carrington, a long standing nomination by her other half!

Carrington’s death on Monday came on the same day as the resignations of Boris Johnson and David Davis – the first time two cabinet ministers quit within 24 hours of each other since Carrington and Humphrey Atkins resigned in 1982.

On to Deadpool 103

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Dead Pool [102]

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye who predicted the very sad death of Dawn Sturgess a victim of Novichock poisoning.She was 44 and struck down last week.A murder investigation has been opened .R.I.P a very sad case 🙁

On to Deadpool 102

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

Charlie Rowley (Novichok Victim)
Elvis Costello
Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Begum Kulsoom Nawaz Sharif

Dead Pool First 100 results.

As promised in light of the Deadpool recently turning 100 here is the full score results since it`s inception over 8 years ago.

Deadpool 1: Amy Winehouse (14th September 1983-23rd July 2011) (27) picked by .243 win
Deadpool 2: Colonel Muammar Gaddafi (c 1942-20th October 2011) (69) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 3:Abdelbaset al-Megrahi (1st April 1952-20th May 2012) (60) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 4:Clive Dunn (9th January 1920-6th November 2012) (92) Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
Deadpool 5:Nelson Mandela (18th July 1918-5th December 2013)(95)Picked by Ollie Burton`s Granddad
Deadpool 6:Ronnie Biggs (8th August 1929-18th December 2013) (84) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 7:Ariel Sharon (26th February 1928-11th January 2014) (85) Picked by All Seeing Eye
Deadpool 8:Jimmy Ellis (15th March 1931-8th March 2014) (82) Picked by Dan
Deadpool 9:Mickey Rooney (23rd September 1920-6th April 2014) (93)Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 10:Bill Ash (30th November 1917-26th April 2014) (96)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 11:Chapman Pincher (29th March 1914-5th August 2014) (100) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 12: Richard Attenborough (29th August 1923-24th August 2014)(90)Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 13:Joan Rivers (8th June 1933-4th September 2014) (81) Picked by King Cunt
Deadpool 14:Gough Whitlam (11th July 1916-21st October 2014)(98) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 15:Jeremy Thorpe (29th April 1929-4th December 2014) (85) picked by the Grim Cunter
Deadpool 16:Leonard Nimoy (26th March 1931-27th February 2015)(83) picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
Deadpool 17:Sam Simon (6th June 1955-8th March 2015) (59) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 18:B.B King (16th September 1925-14th May 2015) (89) picked by Lez
Deadpool 19:Christopher Lee (27th May 1922-7th June 2015) (93) picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 20:Peter O`Sullevan (3rd March 1918-29th July 2015)(97) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 21:George Cole (April 22nd 1925-5th August 2015)(90) Picked by Entopy
Deadpool 22:Stephen Lewis (17th December 1926 -12th August 2015) (88) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 23:Denis Healey (30th August 1917-3rd October 2015) (98) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 24:Maureen O`Hara (17th August 1920 – 24th October 2015) (95) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 25:Al Molinaro (24th June 1919-30th October 2015) (96) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 26:Helmut Schmidt (23rd December 1918-10th November 2015) (96) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 27:Patricia Brooker (1935-16th December 2015)(80) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 28:Greville Janner (11th July 1928-19th December 2015)(87) picked by Guardian Hater
Deadpool 29:Pavel Srnicek (10th March 1968-29th December 2015 )(47) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 30:Douglas Slocombe (10th February 1913-22nd February 2016)(103) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 31 Martin Crowe(22nd September 1962-3rd March 2016)(53)Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 32 Nancy Reagan (6th July 1921-6th March 2016) (94) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 33:George Martin (3rd January 1926-8th March 2016) (90) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 34:Cliff Michelmore(11th December 1919-17th March 2016)(96) Picked by Richard Debo Debson
Deadpool 35:Muhammad Ali (17th January 1942-3rd June 2016)(74) Picked by All Seeing Eye
Deadpool 36:Joao Havelange (8th May 1916-16th August 2016) (100) Picked by Cunt O`MaCunto
Deadpool 37:Brian Rix (27th January 1924-20th August 2016)(92) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 38:Gene Wilder (11th June 1933-29th August 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
Deadpool:39:Arnold Palmer (10th September 1929-25th September 2016)(87)Picked by Rebel Without a Cunt!
Deadpool 40:Shimon Peres(2nd August 1923-28th September 2016) (93) Picked by King Cunt
Deadppol 41:Prince Mikasa (2nd December 1915-27th October 2016) (100) Picked by Uncle Dickie
Deadpool 42:Robert Vaughn (22nd November 1932-11th November 2016) (83) Picked by JR Cuntley
Deadpool 43:Fidel Castro (13th August 1926-25th November 2016) (90) Picked by King Cunt
Deadpool 44:Peter Vaughan (4th April 1923-6th December 2016) (93) Picked by Uncle Dickie
Deadpool 45:Zsa Zsa Gabor (6th February 1917-18th December 2016)(99) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 46:George Michael and Liz Smith (Draw) (25th June 1963-25th December 2016 and 11th December 1921-24th December 2016)(53 and 95) Picked by Mr Blobby Blobby and Fred West
Deadpool 47:Peter Sarstedt (10th December 1941-8th January 2017)(75) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 48:Clare Hollingworth (10th October 1911-10th January 2017)(105) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 49:Jimmy Snuka (18th May 1943-15th January 2017)(73) Picked by Prime Minister Sinister
Deadpool 50:Gorden Kaye(7th April 1941-23rdJanuary 2017) (75) Picked by King and Cuntry
Deadpool 51:John Hurt (22nd January 1940-25th January 1940) (77) Picked by Fred West
Deadpool 52:Steve Hewlett (8th August 1958-20th February 2017) (58) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 53:Chuck Berry (18th October 1926-18th March 2017) (90) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 54:David Rockefeller (June 12th 1915-20th March 2017(101) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 55:Brian Matthew (17th September 1928-8th April 2017) (88)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
Deadpool 56:Geoffrey Bayldon (January 7th 1924-10th May 2017)(93) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 57:Ian Brady (2nd January 1938-15th May 2017) (79) Picked by Sheriff of Cuntingham
Deadpool 58:Gregg Allman ( 8th December 1947 -27th May 2017) (69) Picked by Dick Fiddler
Deadpool 59:John Noakes (6th March 1934-28th May 2017) (83) Picked by Bastard Well Bastard
Deadpool 60:Peter Sallis (1st February 1921-2nd June 2017) (96) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 61:Adam West (19th September 1928-9th June 2017)(88) Picked by Black and White Cunt
Deadpool 62:Chuck Blazer (26th April 1945-12th July 2017) (72) Picked by Cunt`s Mate cunt
Deadpool 63:Liu Xiaobo (28th December 1955-13th July 2017)(61) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 64:George A Romero (4th February 1940-16th July 2017)(77) Picked by Mr Bastard
Deadpool 65:Charlie Gard (4th August 2016-28th July 2017) (11months) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 66:Glen Campbell (22nd April 1936-8th August 2017) (81) picked by Fred West
Deadpool 67:Susanne Cameron -Blackie (c 1949-18th August 2017)(68) picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 68:Younes Abouyaaqoub (c 1995-21st August 2017)(22) Picked by Vermin Cunt Spotter
Deadpool 69:Liz Dawn (8th November 1939-25th September 2017) (77) picked by Fred West
Deadpool 70:Tony Booth (9th October 1931-25th September 2017) (85) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 71:Hugh Hefner (9th April 1926-27th Setember 2017) (91) Picked by Norman
Deadpool 72:Fats Domino (26th February 1928-24th October 2017) (89) Picked by `Er Indoors
Deadpool 73:Charles Manson (12th November 1934-19th November 2017) (83) Picked by Gutstick Japseye
Deadpool 74:Rodney Bewes (27th November 1937-21st November 2017) (79) Picked by Mr Bastard
Deadpool 75:David Cassisdy (12th April 1950-21st November 2017) (67) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 76:King Michael of Romania (25th October 1921-5th December 2017) (96) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 77:Johnny Hallyday (15th June 1943-5th Decemeber 2017) (74) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 78:Keith Chegwin (17th January 1957-11th December 2017)(60) Picked by Ram it Home Ginger Rogers
Deadpool 79:Jimmy Armfield(21st September 1935-22nd January 2018)(82)Picked by The Bournemouth Red
Deadpool 80:Mark E Smith (5th March 1957-24th January 2018) (60) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 81:Liam Miller (13th February 1981-9th February 2018) (36) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 82:Dobri Dobrev (20th July 1914-13th February 2018) (103) picked by Dick Byrne
Deadpool 83:Morgan Tsvangirai (10th March 1952-14th February 2018)(65) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 84:Billy Graham (7th November 1918-21st February 2018) (99) Picked by Dioclese
Deadpool 85:Ken Dodd (8th November 1927-11th March 2018) (90) Picked by Sir Limpy Stoke
Deadpool 86:Stephen Hawking (8th January 1942-14th March 2018) (76) Picked by Proper Cunt
Deadpool 87:Jim Bowen (20th August 1937-14th March 2018) (80) picked by Basement Bob
Deadpool 88:Katie Boyle (29th May 1926 -20th March 2018)(91) Picked by Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 89:Bill Maynard (8th October 1928-30th March 2018)(89) Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 90:Ray Wilkins (14th September 1956-4th April 2018) Er Indoors
Deadpool 91:Tessa Jowell (17th September 1947-12th May 2018)(70) JR Cuntley
Deadpool 92:John Bain (8th July 1984-24th May 2018) (33) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 93: Teddy Johnson (4th September 1919-6th June 2018)(98) picked by Boris the Boilsucker
Deadpool 94:Jon Hiseman (21st June 1944-12th June 2018) (73) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 95:Leslie Grantham (30th April 1947-15th June 2018) (71) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 96:Charles Krauthammer (13th March 1950-21st June 2018) (68) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 97:Joe Jackson (26th July 1928-27th June 2018) (89) picked by Shaun
Deadpool 98:Matt Cappotelli (12th November 1979-29th June 2018) (38) Picked by Shaun
Deadpool 99:Peter Firmin (11th December 1928-1st July 2018) (89) picked by Pedantic Cunt
Deadpool 100:Steve Ditko (2nd November 1927-c29th June 2018)(90) picked by Prime Minister Sinister

Dead Pool [101]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly predicted that Spiderman co-creator Steve Ditko would be the next dead dude.He was 90 and was found dead in his house from a suspected heart attack.

On to Dead Pool 101.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck

My picks (Shaun)

Kirk Douglas
Leah Bracknell
Stefan Karl Stefannson
Spencer P Jones
John McCain

Dead Pool [100]

Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who has defied all the odds to prevent Shaun winning his 6th successive Dead Pool by nominating the man who gave us Bagpuss, the Clangers and all sorts of other kiddy shit, Peter Firmin (even though it was spelt wrong!)

So we move on to the auspicious occasion of the 100th Dead Pool and perhaps Shaun might give someone else a chance to win that too? No? Thought not!

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck