Dead Pool [157]

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who predicted Eurovision singer and one half of a singing duo with her husband Teddy ,Pearl Carr would be next to snuff it at the age of 98.Carr who died today sang alongside her late husband Teddy Johnson who was a previous Deadpool hit in 2018 when he died also at 98.They where married nearly 65 years and spent their final years at Brinsworth House a care home for showbiz types.Onto Deadpool 157.

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 celebrities you think will be next to snuff it.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples picks from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy Cunt we have heard of.

My nominations (Shaun) :

Joanne Woodward
Douglas Hurd
Sandra Day O’Connor
Paula Tilbrook
Bill Treacher

Dead Pool [156]

Congratulations to Bob Grapples who correctly predicted Hollywood legend Kirk Douglas would be next to snuff it aged 103.Kirk survived a place crash in 1991 and a near fatal stroke in 1996 but still made it well past 100.Good innings indeed.

Anyway on to Deadpool 156

The rules.

1)Pick 5 cunts who you think will be next to conk out.First come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from other pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does!)

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have all heard of.

My mom’s (Shaun)

Rush Limbaugh
Genesis P-Orridge
Leon Spinks
Shaun Weiss
Gianluca Vialli

Dead Pool [155]

Congratulations to our musical friend Chas C who correctly used obviously inside information to predict that Andy Gill, the founding member and guitarist of British post-punk band Gang Of Four, has died aged 64.

The musician’s scratchy, staccato riffs provided the band with their signature sound, and influenced the likes of Nirvana, Fugazi and Franz Ferdinand.

Gill had developed a “respiratory illness,” after finishing an Asian tour. The word coronovirus comes to mind, but the tour was a while back.

On to Deadpool 155:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Dead Pool [154]

Just a minute, it’s congratulations to our old mate Dioclese who correctly predicted sales of the century legend ‘Nickle Arse’ Parsons would be the next to shuffle off the mortal coil. No obfuscation or deviation, just dead. Parsons was 96 and died after a short illness.

He was a consummate gentleman and had excellent choice in female co-presesenters.

On to Deadpool 154:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

Dead Pool [153]

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted Comedy legend Terry Jones best known for his work in Monty Python would be the next dead parrot.Jones was 77 and had been battling dementia for several years.

On to Deadpool 153:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are next to conk out.Picks are first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal other players picks from previous rounds (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun)

Peter Tobin
John Lewis (Politician)
John Hume
Daniel arap Moi
Leslie Phillips