Dead Pool [113]

Congratulations to Dioclese who is chasing my record by correctly predicting aging vamp the Queen of Double Entendre and Carry On Legend Fenella Fielding would be the next celebrity to die aged 90.Wonder if she will ask if she can smoke in the crematorium?

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool 112


Congratulations to Pedantic Cunt who correctly picked Carry On’s favourite bit of fluff, Liz Fraser, who passed away at the age of 88.

As Norman puts it so elequently in the comments below : “Worth all today’s celebrislags put together”

So we move on to Dead Pool 112.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool [111]

Congratulations to ‘Er Indoors who predicted the very sadly inevitable death of BBC Five Live Presenter and newsreader Rachael Bland who has very sadly died aged just 40 after a 2 year struggle with breast cancer. Thoughts are with her husband and young son at this difficult time.

Apologies to Black and White Cunt who was named the winner before we realised that he’d been pipped to the post by an earlier nomination.

So we move on to Dead Pool 111.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead pool [110]

Congratulations to pedantic cunt who correctly predicted that the legendary US playwright of the Odd Couple Fame who Robert Redford described as “the best writer since Shakespeare ” would be the next dead dude. Simon had long suffered from kidney disease and Alzheimer’s but at 91 it was ultimately a bout of pneumonia that claimed his life.I bet he is in the VIP section of heaven drinking cocktails with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon as we speak!

So we move on to Dead Pool 110.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Dead Pool (109)


Congratulations to Dioclese who wins Dead Pool 108 by successfully stealing Senator John McCain from Shaun and nominating somebody that we all actually heard of.

So we move on to Dead Poll 108.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.