Dead Pool [70]

Coronation Street: Liz Dawn as Vera Duckworth.

Congratulations to Fred West who correctly predicted that Liz Dawn the legendary Corrie actress who played Vera Duckworth would be the next deadpool hit.Jack better take cover in the Rovers in the Sky when Vera catches up with him.Anyway on to Deadpool 70.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Tony Booth
Ray Wilson
Charles K Kao
George Fernandes
Eberhard van der Laan

Sir Bruce Forsyth [6] and Jerry Lewis [2]

This past week has seen the passing of two A list celebs.As a tribute here is a rehash of their previous cuntings!

Bruce Forsyth:

Bruce Forsythe……just do us all a favour and fuck the cunt off our screens of a Saturday night, you dilapidated old cunt (I don’t even watch Strictly Come Dancing…..but its like its a constant presence isn’t it….like a buzzing fly, or genital herpes?)
Nice to see you! To see you nice! Why don’t you stick your chin up your arse and see if it fits? You Cunt! I’ve nicked that from Scarface obviously

Nice syrup, too!

Nominated by : King Binge [2013]

Bruce Forsyth has been a cunt for as long as I can remember.

Now Sir Bruce for services to mediocrity.

What a camp, talentless, consistent cunt.

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble [2011]

‘Strictly’ host, Bruce Forsyth, is a bald cunt

Nominated by Dioclese [2010]

Bruce Forsyth is a big chinned, rug wearing, coffin dodging cunt.

Nominated by Gigits [2009]

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Lewis, The Cunt orf Comedy
In his heyday in the fifties and sixties this prize wanker sported a greasy looking barnet with that “slicked back with me own spunk” look. Clearly the total tosser always had a ready supply on hand. In all his career on stage and in innumerable crap filums the mugging cunt has never made me laugh once. Although in fairness I did manage a little chuckle over his last coronary.

Needless to say considered a comedic legend by the French (as was Norman Wisdom by the Albanians to mark yer card) and received an “Homage” at last years Canne Film Festival. Needless to say the little circumsized cunt continues to lap up the pretentious adulation of the frog fuckers (who incidentally regard tuneless fuck Johnny Halliday as a rock god) . “Mais oui. Ve are zo out zair. Cool n’est pas. Ve zo get ‘im. Jerry is zo zo funnee you anglo fuckairs.”

Famously the cunt despises his deminishing audiences and anyone dumb enough to give the talent free zone a living. Oh how ironic mes amis. Difficult to think orf another performer so hated within his own profession (although Topol is a leading contender) for being such an irredeemable shitehole (steady on might start to admire the cunt).

Reasons to be cheerful. Jerry is now 88 and fills in his down time collecting terminal illnesses including prostate cancer, meningitis, a dodgy ticker, diabetes and drug addictions various. Now me pet vulture Gristle does not usually eat kosher but is very interested in trying this one. So tough cheddar old sports, have already nabbed the cunt for the Dead Pool.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke [2014]

Also a cunting to all of us for missing these two in the Deadpool.

Here is an old episode of the Generation Game for you all to watch at your leisure.Brucie at his best :P:

Dead Pool [69]

Congratuations to Vermin Cunt Spotter who correctly predicted that “The Scum cunt of a islamist bastard who drove the van in Barcelona and hopefully by having his fucking head ripped from his body and a pig rammed up his fucking hole” Younes Abouyaaqoub would be the next dead cunt.He was shot dead by police this afternoon.After the sad deaths of Bruce Forsyth and Jerry Lewis who were not in the pool this death can bring us all a smile for once.Murdering cunt!

On to Deadpool 69

Hear are the rules as always

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

Leah Bracknell
Malcolm Young
Gord Downie
Rayya Elias
Eberhard van der Laan

Dead Pool [67]

 

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Er Indoors for correctly predicting Glen Campbell would be the next dead cunt. I wonder if he’ll have a rhinestone coffin.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 67.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper

 

Dead Pool [66]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dioclese for correctly predicting that it was only a matter of time before little Charlie Gard’s life-support was switched off.

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Deadpool 66.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s noms:

Clive James
Denis Norden
Leslie Phillips
Liz Dawn
George A. Cooper