Joanna Cherry


Need to cunt SNP cunt Joanna Cherry. She actually had the brass neck (and with no hint of irony) to say during the Brexit Bill debate that “this bill has been railroaded through this house with scant regard for democratic process”
For fucks sake what was the process on 23 June 2016 ? The biggest democratic process the country has ever seen but apparently not democratic enough for this cunt.
Oh, I forgot, it only counts if they get the answer they want.
Absolute cunt.

Nominated by Johnson

John Bercow [3]

I’d like to nominate John Bercow for a cunting.

Now as Speaker of the House I have a little time for him because he has been impartial across both benches and often holds order with a bit of humour (much lacking in our disgrace of a parliament), however, today Mr Bercow overstepped his boundaries by cheesing off about not wanting Donald Trump to speak in “this” house (House of Commons) where “…sexist and racist views should not be tolerated!”

Neither should having a speaker proffering his opinion on a matter which does not concern him (especially infering that Trump is a racist which – whether he is or isn’t – there’s no factual evidence to support that accusation, against illegals yes, racist no).

You can tell he’s leaving the speaker’s chair this year because I doubt he would have been so garrulous with his opinion ahead of his appointment as the speaker.

That alone though is not enough for a cunting. The main reason for nominating Mr Bercow for a cunting is because immediately following his statement, the ABBC sought comment from our very own “Cunt of the Year!” Tiny Timmy Farron (their go-to Libtard on anything Trump or Brexit related these days – the cunt must be rubbing his hands).

To afford that non-entity any airtime whatsoever is a cuntable offence, and hence my nomination for John Bercow.

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Dead Pool [50]

Congratulations to Prime Minister Sinister who correctly identified WWE wrestler Jimmy “Superfly” Snuka as the next dead cunt.Snuka has kicked the bucket aged 73 and was charged with killing his girlfriend but was spared trial due to ill health.So we move on to Dead Pool 50.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Here are my five:
Tony Booth Ray Wilson Glen Campbell Reverend Billy Graham Kirk Douglas

Cyclists

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Cyclists are all cunts – especially the “club rider” cyclists, who think that riding 6 abreast down narrow roads, thereby holding up the traffic, or weaving in and out of stationary cars who are stuck at busy road junctions and scratching paint or banging into wing mirrors is part of the highway code.

They build cycle lanes for these cunts, and said cunts ignore them, preferring instead to piss off other road users with their antics.

I won’t even start on their ludicrous avacado shape helmets..

Nominated by: Toadspanker

Cyclists are all cunts. They arrogantly ride around on their victorian toys in the mistaken belief that they are “saving the planet”

Actually, all they’re doing is adding to the sum of human misery by not paying fucking road tax,riding on pavements, ignoring traffic lights and signs and putting everybody at risk from their stupid cavorting.

Just fuck off you healthy cunts !!

Nominated by: Anonymous

Dead Pool [8]

ariel-sharon

* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to our illustrious web master, The All Seeing Eye, who correctly guessed the next cunt to kick the cunting bucket … therefore becoming a dead cunt … would be Ariel Sharon. It was a long wait – 8 years in a bloody coma (Sharon not the Eye).

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt waving us a cheery bye-bye and thanks for all the fish. Let’s hope that the funeral gets less coverage than that other dead cunt, Mandela.

So the slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 8. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.