Michael Heseltine [3]

Michael Hesslecunt just became front runner for cunt of the year 2017.
He’s just said that brexit is like letting Germany win world war 2.

Nominated by DeploytheSausage

I thought staying in the EU was like letting Germany win WWII ??

He’s totally lost the plot!

Nominated by Dioclese

Old Tarzan must be suffering from a spot of dementia or else he is just being a deliberate bellend.

Nominated by Mike Oxard

Gareth Southgate

Gareth Southgate is a cunt…. Apparently we, The English, must drop our ‘Island mentality’ and ‘learn from elsewhere’… Don’t know if that’s more anti-Brexit propaganda (he was probably prompted by the BBC)…. And even if he means in football terms, it’s done a fat lot of good so far, hasn’t it?… What with Sven and then Capello… Truth be told though, there hasn’t been a decent England manager since Bobby Robson, and that was nearly 30 years ago…

Nominated by Norman

Samantha Bee

Every fucker who voted for Brexit or Trump is a Nazi! That’s the go-to response of any libtard snowflake when they don’t get their own way!

In fact one yank (so-called) libbo comedienne Samantha Bee (nope, I’d never heard of her either) had a dig at young attendees of the CPAC convention (The Conservative Political Action Conference) by shouting “Nazi Haircut! Nazi Haircut!” at CPAC footage whenever a young white male appeared on the screen that didn’t look like some beardy hipster cunt (i.e. clean shaven and a well groomed haircut).


The story, however, only came to light after one of the boys labelled “Nazi!” turned out to have stage 4 brain cancer.

Whether the boy had cancer or not – tragic as that may be – is irrelevant to me. What gives this cunt the right to call anyone a “Nazi!” from just looking at some stock footage of a convention? Oh that’s right, because it was a “Conservative” convention and conservatives are fair game these days in the land of the liberal facists!

However, what would happen if there was a libbo snowflake convention and while reviewing the stock footage…

Every time a non-munter pretty libbo lady (a rare commodity it has to be said) came on-screen and the joke was to shout “WHORE!”?

Evertime a black man in a baseball cap appeared the joke was to shout “DRUG DEALER!”?

Or everytime a “peaceful” cunt appeared in a doylie hat and beard or a hijab and the joke was to shout “BOMB MAKER!”?

How do you think neo-liberal facists would respond to that! Exactly there’d be riots across the whole fucking nation!

But because it’s said by a libbo bint and is attacking anyone with a conservative point of view then that makes it all right then, and the libbo press and media excuse it off as a bit of “high jinks”.

Well Samantha Bee, it is NOT alright and you, and your vacuous TV programme deserve a thorough cunting! Consider this your nomination!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!


I have to cunt Greenpeace.
Greenpeace, in the shape of a young man I assume was (hopefully) a foreign student, knocked on my door the other evening looking for a monthly donation.
Not four pounds a month…
Not five pounds a month…
Nope, his recommendation was the “average” monthly donation, by direct debit naturally, of twenty pounds a month.
Twenty Quid? Fuck off! That’s my bike petrol fund…

I’m told Greenpeace own a fleet of Land Rovers by the way.

U2 (2)

U2 are cunts…

The cuntitude of their frontman is legendary… But this latest stunt really is taking the piss…In 2007 their ‘Joshua Tree’ album was reissued as a ’20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition’… This contained unreleased and rare tracks, DVDs etc and was reasonably priced.

Fast forward to 2017: and a ’30th Anniversary Deluxe Edition’ is coming out… It’s the same as the 2007 one (without the DVD and some new flash packaging) with (it says) ’25 unreleased tracks’… 18 of the tracks are from a live concert recorded in 1987, and the other 7 are ‘new remixes’ of Joshua Tree tracks… And the price for this ‘new’ set borders on the obscene… For a live CD and a few pointless remixes… Cunts….

Nominated by Norman.