Dead Pool [59]

We have a winner!

Congratulations to Dick Fiddler for correctly predicting the demise of Gregg Allman.

So the slate is wiped clean and nominations are now open for Dead Pool 59.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James

Denis Norden

Liz Dawn

Leslie Philips

George A. Cooper


Andy Burnham [4]

Fuck off, Andy Burnham, you disingenuous venal virtue signaller of a cunt…. You make me sick with your bullshit faux outrage… I spit on you, you fucking Scouse bastard pro-muslim cunt…..

Nominated by Norman (and everyone else on recent threads)


The Millennial generation will retreat into their safe spaces when ISIS come knocking and ironically spineless cunts who have appeased radical Islam for years will be the first to go.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator

Katy Perry [2]

Katy Perry is a monumental cunt….
As if her ‘Heartbroken for Manchester’ fakery on Twatter wasn’t sickening enough, this immense slag now demands Britain opens its borders and co-exist with IS…. This thick as pigshit whore would do and say anything to gain publicity and more online ‘fans’…. Her shameless media prostitution and endless brainless bullshit stinks as bad as her overused twat… Fucking cunt…

Nominated by Norman

Owen Jones [4]

This from our dear dear friend, Mr Owen Jones;

“LBC depends on guests to function. Until they sack Katie Hopkins we should all boycott all interview requests. Enough is enough.”

Enough is enough? Enough of what is enough, Owen? Enough freedom of speech? Enough of the truth? Pity you don’t think enough dead British children is enough you sanctimonious cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart

Owen Jones is an uppity, only gay in the village prick.

He deserves to have a prize winning marrow inserted in his rectal cavity, but he would probably enjoy it.

Nominated by Paul Maskinback