Uh ?

If you misheard what I said, weren’t bothered to listen properly, or simply lack the mental capacity to formulate a coherent response without the need for some extended ‘thinking space’, then the phrase you are looking for is:

“Pardon ?”
“I beg your pardon ?”
“I humbly crave your forgiveness, Sir”

Not “Uh ?”. You ignorant, cloth-eared, neanderthal cunt.

Nominated by: Cunt Reviled

Epping Forest District Councillors

A “don’t question us as we know better” cunting for Epping Forest District councillors. Where the fuck is that I hear you say – yes, a little market town on the edge of the M25 and “famous” for being the last station on the Central Line. The sort of place where nothing really happens except for a punch up on Friday night in the local hostelries. So, apparently, it is the ideal place to lump a load of Syrian “refugees”. The motel (brings back memories of Crossroads) is owned by some Joe Dakis, so they don’t give a fuck about who is in there.

But, I digress, the real cunting is for the councillors who, regardless of their political hue, are sticking together to tell us locals that we are all r@cists should we be unhappy with these cunts being foisted on us. And what the Britain First say is right as I, unlike the councillors, have spoken to local people and the “refugees” are indeed nicking the food out of the charity basket.

Nominated by : Lord Cuntingford 


The Old Lady who Swallowed a Fly

I’d like to nominate the old lady who swallowed a fly.
The song or nursery rhyme.

She swallows a fly. Instead of letting nature take its course and passing it out the other end, she then swallows a spider to catch fly, then a bird to catch the spider. It goes on and on.

*Spoiler alert!*

Then she dies.

For fork sake! In the words of Alf Garnett, “Silly moo!”

Nominated by: Spoonington

(Hope the Animal Rebellion mob don’t read this! – admin)

The Legacy of Derek Michael Chauvin

This is the stupid cunt who allegedly killed Chicken George by kneeling on his throat for 8 or 9 minutes.

He was assisted by 2 or 3 fellow police officers, but it was him who actually killed him. Not only that but he is being charged with alleged tax evasion – but that’s a different story.

The actions of this stupid cunt has effectively changed history, either for the best or worst, depending on who’s side you’re taking. But clearly it has come at great cost both in lives and cost, perhaps running into the billions.

Not only that but it has reignited the Far Left, while more or less castrating anything even remotely approaching centrist or moderate-right politics and opinion.

Both the US and UK have seen social anarchy in the streets ever since. I don’t know if this is the same in other countries, but all of a sudden the traditional social fabric of England in particular is under siege from all directions.

Derek Michael Chauvin, has a lot to answer for, not only for allegedly killing a known criminal, but also destroying this country’s history and freedoms for ever!

That will be his legacy when he eventually leaves this world – what a stupid stupid cunt!

Nominated by: Technocunt

The BBC (42 – no, really), and Sly News (8)

Another cunting for Al Beeb and Sly News.

This is the headline.


But no. Having heard it on the radio, I switch on and see Bill (I didn’t fuck her and I don’t smoke ganj) Cunton banging on about John Lewis, an incredible person, yes, but not someone who deserves the fawning that that the BRITISH news services should be giving when there’s shit going on going on back home.