On the subject of Doctor Who, I’ve been working my way through the last series stacked up on my video recorder. I don’t think I’ve missed an episode since William Hartnell days, but I have to say the three episode with the zombie monks was fucking dire, especially the third part. It reminded me of The Prisoner where McGoughan couldn’t figure out how to end it so he came up the most unintelligible loads of pseudo bollocks that ever graced the British TV screen – that is until this latest shit with the monks.

No wonder Capaldi says he does want to make any more. These scripts and characters (the Matt Lucas cunt, Bill the Lezza and that bloody Missy) are absolute bollocks – and the acting is crap too. It’s had it’s day so consign it to the dustbin where it now belongs.

As far as I’m concerned, the Moffatt cunt can shove his sonic screwdriver right up his arse. He’s completely destroyed an iconic piece of TV history.

Hartnell must be turning in his grave…

Nominated by Dioclese

Can I nominate for a royal cunting Weatherspoons?

I have been told they are the reason for a few of my favourite locals being put out of action.

I refused to be drawn to such a mighty symbol of the globalist elite, putting hard working grubby locals out of business.

Problem is I went into one of the culprits yesterday and found Doombar to be £2 a pint, a bowl chips topped with goodness at £3 a bowl, the atmosphere was terrific and the décor superb.

This throws me quite the conundrum. One of my favourite moans is that it is impossible to go out on £20 and pubs have lost their atmosphere. I am now faced with choice between getting stung at my local or capitulating to the den of commercialism. For that dilemma weatherspoons are complete and utter cunts.

Also having re-read the above and realising that I am becoming a middle class yuppy makes them even bigger cunts on a personal level than before.

Nominated by bandwagoncunter.

The UK is a cunt.

I cunted the UK a while ago but I feel a fresh cunting is urgently required for the following reasons:

The country is full of foreign cunts, loads of Africunts and Eastern European cunts and a load of Arab type cunts who I don’t even know where the fuck they are from. I am a black and white cunt with English and Jamaican ancestry but all these cunts are turning me into a racist cunt, I despise the blackies and whities equally, the arrogant cunts.

They prance around like it’s their country and they act like they own the place. Add the Somalian cunts who hang around the street all day every day and it adds up to a super sized piece of cunt.

We get ripped off on everything, we pay tax on income, tax on fuel, tax on the necessities we need, and we get totally ripped off with the Gas and Electricity we use.

Brexit will be a joke and anyone who thinks it’s going to be a hard Brexit is deluded.

All the lefties, snowflakes etc are turning this country into a pc, can’t criticise anything, let’s welcome a population the size of Hull every year, hashtag cunt, protest about shit that does not concern you, land of cunts.

As I get older I can see myself becoming a more bitter and resentful cunt but I don’t give a fuck.

Also worthy of a mention is the thriving community of cunts who we all know about who have this minority of cunts who are out of control.

Also the rich cunts who eat their rip off food and have dinner parties every other day and think by living in what was once a rough area makes them cool.

I was born in the late 70s and life was so much simpler back then, you had white cunts, black cunts (mostly Caribbeans), and Pakistani cunts, and Indian cunts.

Now look at the pile of cunt this country has become.

It’s a cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, with an added piece of cunt.

Immigration should have stopped in 1972 and that’s it. It can’t be right to have an area 90% full of one type of foreigner.

The BBC which is a lefty broadcasting company pay ridiculous salaries to the likes of Jeremy Vine and Fiona Bruce without our agreement and send some cunt to your door if you dare to not pay the TV licence fee.

We make fuck all anymore and give it 30-40 years and we will be getting foreign aid from India. By which time I’ll hopefully be on my yacht in the Carribean smoking. and drinking the finest Rum.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.