HM Revenue and Customs

I want to nominate HM Customs for a cunting.

Now if this lot were to stop drugs, weapons and terrorists from entering the country, I’d be singing their praises. But they don’t, and in any case it’s the sniffer dogs that do all the work.

No sir, their entire preoccupation is taking money off people who have found their goods cheaper abroad and paid for them with money they’ve already paid income tax on.

Free trade with Europe? Don’t make me laugh. Try bringing a van of booze and ciggies back from France and see how far you get. Even if the stuff was manufactured in the UK in the first place.

Cunts all. (Except for the dogs. The only employees doing a decent days work).

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.

Shanique Syrena Pearson

Nappy haired Ho Shanique Syrena Pearson is a cunt.

On the surface this could be a debatable statement, her crime is attacking Jeremy Vine a BBC broadcaster so probably a cunt, who was cycling at the the time. Cycling? So the evidence of Jeremy being a cunt is building, being named Jeremy isn’t helping his case either.

Shaniique is a 22 year old wanna be gangsta. at the time of the incident, she was subject to a suspended sentence for a string of previous convictions for robbery, thefts and assault.

She was also convicted in February of driving without reasonable consideration for other road users at Hammersmith Magistrates’ Court. She had admitted driving an unlicensed vehicle.

On balance there may be two cunts in this tale, only one of them is getting nominated on this occasion.

Shanique Syrena Pearson you stand before us accused of being a cunt. not only though are you a cunt you are a stereotypical cardboard cutout cunt.

Fuck knows what shit you’ve been involved with and not been nailed for, I don’t know how much cred you get in the hood for getting sentenced for assaulting a middle aged cyclist? Surprised your hommies ain’t burning down their own streets rioting over this.

On the other hand they are probably laughing so hard at you they can’t make it out of their crack dens.

Silly fucking Ho.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

Pauline Cafferkey (3)

I see Pauline Cafferkey is up to her fucking attention seeking shite again, as pointed out in boilmypiss’s well deserved rant.

This stupid cunt cost the nation tens of millions because of her fucking crass stupidity and her reckless behaviour in falsifying her medical record upon re-entry to the UK.

These fucking idiots who fuck off to shite ridden countries to” do their bit” should all be detained in isolation offshore upon return.( I strongly suggest somewhere like Ascension Island ) And they should be irradiated with     radioactive Iodine for good measure. Any surviving flesh can be bottled and stored in Lily Allen’s Bathroom. The green glow will provide adequate and subtle light to enhance Lily’s ablutions.

Cafferkey is a cunt, a stupid cunt, and we are all fucking cunts for letting cunts like this put all of our lives in danger, and we are monstrous cunts for our adulation of specimens of shite like her.

Nominated by Asimplearsehole.

Can I throw in a ‘drive past’ Cunting to Pauline Cafferkey, the Glaswegian nurse with the Ebola virus. The Cunt is heading back to Sierra Leone to try and raise a bit of cash out there to help some local charities ….

The Cunt was on the radio recently, bumbling on about how she is feeling health wise, hoping she will be fit to travel, and hopefully be able to do her bit for the people of Sierra Leone.

How about she raises some money in THIS FUCKING COUNTRY for the cost she has caused the NH fucking S !!!! It must have run into zillions of fucking pounds to look after her and ship her around in her fucking bubble, being treated by the UK’s finest and not forgetting the fact that she could have caused a major fucking epidemic in the UK … …. Now that does boil my piss !!

Nominated by Boilsmypiss.

Jeremy Corbyn [7]

I’ve read and heard a lot of people have been saying, “Corbyn is a man of principles.” I disagree.

He voted to NOT join the E.E.C. in the 70s; he voted AGAINST Maastricht; however when it came to the big one last year, the dozy bell-end towed the (Tory) party line, consequently both going against his “principles” as well as choosing the wrong side.

Furthermore, where were his “principles” during that whole train debacle? What an embarrassingly monumental turd he looked, despite the fact it was engineered by Richard “Atlantic-sized cunt” Branson.

All politicians are vile, foul, power-seeking liars. I like Mark Twain’s quote about giving the power to the person who wants it the least. Nonetheless, this time I’ll vote to whoever delivers Brexit the fucking quickest.

Nominated by captain Magnanimous

Cressida Dick

Cressida Dick is a cunt.

The new chief of the Met has announced that she is a lesbian. Well,what a fucking shock,who would have guessed? However,the reason I’m cunting the silly bitch is that she has announced that “diversity issues” will be a key part of her regime, while also announcing that solving burglary was now a low priority.

Fucking great. Ignore the fact that people’s houses are being robbed,in favour of pushing minority agendas. …”Your house has been burgled,you say…Well tough shit, we’re too busy making sure that deviants and immigrants are taking priority over the people who pay taxes.” I’d have thought that keeping peoples homes safe is a bit more important than the Gay/Lesbian/Sandwog/Pikey/Extremist Alliance feeling “excluded”.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler