Jeremy Kyle [2]

jeremy kyle

Jeremy Kyle is a right cunt. Telling us how to live and shit. Just a poor mans Jerry Springer.

Saw him at Aldis once. He was buying cheap beans, you know the ones that come from Estonia and are cheaper than the carrier bags.

At times like this I ask: What would Cato the younger have done? Probably open a vein and have a hot bath. Good man that Cato the younger.

Nominated by : Lard Porsenna of Clusium