Non-entity celebrity

We’re now in the era of the non-entity slebrity. TV these days has gone so far down to the bottom of the shitpool, that any old bucket of toss can be seen as the next big thing, mainly because the younger sheeple don’t even care about decent programming anymore. Usually raised on a diet of BeniTwat and The Only Way Is Cunt.

Another thing which made me laugh are these so-called “Social Media Stars”. It’s fucking laughable how these “Facebook Stars” are given attention just because they film their adult-child antics, ie act like a total cunt and get famous for about three days before fading from memory. Way too much of a disposable non-culture these days, and it’s a steaming delivered basket of giraffe shit.

Talent isn’t required in today’s fucked up world. All that’s needed is to act like a knob. It pays to be a cunt in TV slebland these days. What in the crap went wrong?

Nominated by: TwatVarnish

400 migrant brats


400 celebs and other do-gooders protested to allow at least 400 hundred “children” living in Calais Jungle Camp to come and live in the UK. Mainly because they have relatives living in the UK.

Now if they paused to think these do-gooders and celeb band wagon hangers on may realise each one of these cunts they allow in is justification for all their relatives to come and join them.

You cunts are not doing good you are fodder for the no borders commies that will use any justication to ignore the borders of nation states and in the process erode out culture and identity.

If these cunts don’t like France or any other country they passed through on the way to attempt entry on the UK they should fuck off home.

We have enough parasites of our own, fuck off you are not welcome. Happy clappy do-gooders may tell you this is the promised land but it ain’t and you are not going to welcomed.

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

400 hundred celebs, 400 kids. Do the math!

Take one each and then you can lecture me

Fucking hypocritical cunts…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Review shows


Review shows are a celebricunt magnet!

I have been trying to think of a name that describes this cunting and that is what I have come up with. You know the shows I mean where they get a load of past it, washed up Celebrities who get no work so they end up on these shows. It was alright in the seventies, and all the other nostalgic shit titles they come up with are crap shows. Some unfunny cunt or cunts tries to be funny recalling how ‘wild’ it was back then or how ‘you couldn’t be like that these days’.

That Sinitta cunt is always on them and that ‘Comedian’ Romesh Ranganathan is usually on them as well talking shit. I don’t know who are worse, the cunt ‘Producers’ of these shows who can’t come up with anything original or the Celebricunts who accept offer to talk shit on these shows. One thing is for sure you watch these shows and they get worse as they go on, and you then start to realise these Celebricunts think the show is all about them and how they felt about whatever the stupid topic is.

The cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

TV celebs on a jolly


Those fuckin’ TV progs featuring fuckin’ so called celebs off on a jolly to some far flung country.

Either motor cycling ( Ewen fuckin’ McGregor) or jumping on trains ( Michael ( Dolphin Sq ) Portillo, Chris Tarrant ).

Who wants to watch these annoying twats being paid to have a fucking good time. Ben fuckin’ Fogle is another one.

Fuck off out it – we’re not fuckin’ interested!

Nominated by: Ozmandias