The Red Lion – Rum & Woke Please


Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/17/britains-wokest-bar-refuses-to-sell-thatchers-coke-and-heineken-16119371/

They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.

If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?

And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.

Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator