Angela Merkel (7)

Merkel Says “Germans Have a Lot to Learn from Asylum Seekers” Oh Yeah, we have so much to learn from them about rape, massacring people on the street with semi trailer trucks, cousin fucking and how to wipe your ass with your left hand. Just kill yourself Merkel you fat dogfaced cunt

Nominated by TitSlapper.

In a recent speech ” mama” merkel launched into the recent spate of terrorism and the attacks on women by the peaceful ones, but according to her the problems don’t stem from her decision to let in a million plus virtually unchecked muslims? Oh no!! , apparently her government have been let down by local authorities and the police , she laid the blame of the 2015 cologne New Years sexual assaults, the Xmas market attack firmly at the door of local authorities , this has happened as “they” failed to intergrate the tsunami of peaceful people?? North Rhine – Westphalia have according to merkel “take the blame”!! , well I’m glad she’s cleared that up!, because I’ve always thought these problems we are hearing about all over Europe had something to do with her inviting millions of Muslims to flood into Europe!!!
What a 24 carat cunt ……

Nominated by Quislings.


Last summer I made a post cunting the modern world for making life shite since the 90’s.
I’ve been thinking a great deal and now would like to cunt globalists as the cause of the demise.

It’s come to my attention that there are a bunch of weapons grade cunts with hook noses at the top of world society who have decided that it would be better for them if everyone was in one basket. No nations, no governments, no patriotism, no grief, just one mixed race bunch of humans with one govt.

Easy to control and administer and fleece.

Ah you think..a conspiracy theorist loon.

Well if you think that the very wealthy and powerful at the top with all the influence who run the worlds finances haven’t considered conspiring with likeminded people in order to get themselves more of the same, then you are the loon.

If your goal is a global govt…..
(Hillary Clinton and Bilderberg group advocated a hemispheric and world govt many times).

Then how do you get it?

You take out the law and order in the area between the first and third world, the Middle East by removing the leaders and allowing chaos. Assad is the last left.

Eradicate nations by mixing everyone up.


Create massive migrant flows through war. Allow them in having first infiltrated most western governments and media.

How do you start wars?

You stage attacks on the west by middle eastern countries.
9/11. That was the start of it all.

I think they, the elite, the establishment, whatever, are firmly in control of the manipulation.

Watching Trump switch over to Assad attack mode when Assad had nothing to gain by using chemical weapons at a point where he had won, suggests to me that they give us the odd hope (like scratch cards) to make us think there is a counterance to the likes of Clinton, where in all likelihood, it’s just that, an illusion.

Actors to make it look like we have a choice.

Brexit a minor inconvenience.

Circuses and bread keep everyone occupied while they carry on with the plan.

It will directly impact all our lives soon enough.

Nominated by Lord ferrigno.

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes and Legs-it.

The shit storm surrounding The Daily Mail front page last week needs a cunting. The offending headline draws attention to the fact that both Treezer and wee Burney have got legs. Phew! The usual suspects have jumped on the bandwagon to scream “SEXISM!”. Comrade Corbyn demonstrates his firm grasp on history by commenting that it is 2017. In a rare show of Labour solidarity, Harriet Harmen and Yvette Cooper do the same. Ed Millerband broke ranks, but kept to a historical theme by plagiarising a very old joke while Catherine Mayer, co-founder of the Women’s Equality Party, blamed Brexit on this sort of thing. Meanwhile Sky News’ breakfast time ginger skank Sarah-Jane Mee (me-me-me-me) opined that this was precisely the sort of thing which kept wiminz out of politics, thereby defining wiminz as fragile little flowers who cannot take a fucking joke. Sexist much? Cunts.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

Blame it on Brexit

Remember ‘Blame it on the boogie’ by the Jacksons? Well now we have ‘Blame it on the Brexit’.

Post triggering of Article 50 we have a surge in hate crimes against Brexit. All over Europe anti-Brexit feeling has boiled over to vitriolic hate and it has even been linked to climate change by Al Bore.

Everyone in the MSM, zleb land and tired old, has been, cunt politicians and their slippery advisors have been turbo charged into mass Brexit hysteria.

Only at the weekend we heard of Spain being giving rights to block Gibraltar leaving the E.U.  This is an obvious distraction technique whistled up by the Pavlovian dogs of the E.U management aka ‘International Socialist Party’  – sounds like a name Adolf would have been proud of – to weigh down the Brexit negotiations. Also, Alastair Scumball, a man usually depressed, became manic depressed on national TV,  as he suffered a psychotic episode with Nigel of the Farage. Scumball really should keep taking the meds but seriously up the dosage.

Then, a young Kurdish asylum seeker is given a serious beating by ‘racist pro-Brexit scum’.  The MSM were quick to blame Brexit as the cause of this hate crime, before anything was known about it’s perpetrators.

Lard arse M.P,  Dining About – On Fried Chicken,  even stated there is ‘widespread’  hate crime occurring against foreigners, as if it is an everyday occurrence. So, the knee jerk reaction to this crime was that evil white, ‘scum’ put this teenager in intensive care.

Err….hold the front page ……it would seem not. Instead, we have black yoof from the local boozer – a hangout for Zambians – who would seem to be responsible. The mug shots of three more people the police are looking for are clearly black. Whoops…..

So with this new information, is this a hate crime or not?  Does it change with the colour of the perpetrators?  It shouldn’t do, should it? Yet, the MSM have feverishly diluted this story, now the colour of the attackers is known. We are of course waiting for an apology from Dining About, once she has finished eating. There is a chance she is feeling embarrassed at jumping the gun and getting it wrong. Although, since she is a serial offender in the long running drama of playing the victim, we may have a long wait.

The best of the worst, from Ms About, was sending her son  to a private school while talking up the wonderful state school system and simultaneously slagging off the private school system. Hardly, principled behaviour from a politician. So we strongly recommend she stick with what she is good at….eating….and leave politics and social commentary to some other ‘experts’. Hypocrisy always leaves a bad taste in the mouth, unlike fried chicken it would seem.

The biggest hate crime of the moment seems to be against Brexit and Brexiteers. Will anyone be charged? Maybe the police would like to investigate?  Of course not, Brexit is not a person and neither it seems are Brexiteers to the likes of the MSM, politicians and the mouthy zlebs.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Alastair Campbell [5]

Alastair Campbell is on this week pontificating about how he will reverse Brexit whilst smirking and patronizing all leave voters.I will give him an emergency no holds barred cunting tomorrow when I am less tired.I am shouting cunt at the TV and am tempted to chuck it out of the window.I think he might get my nomination for COTY 2017 such a horrible duplicitous arrogant terrorist loving europhile shitbag.Cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nominated by Shaun

One of the many things I despise about Campbell is when he goes fishing for sympathy about his ‘depression’. Fuck off Al, perhaps it’s just a moment of clarity, and you realise how much of a massive cunt you are, and how your best friend is an even bigger cunt. Crawl back under your rock you despicable twat, you’re part of the reason this country is as fucked as it is.

Nominated by Gutstick Japseye

Campbell has been on the anti-brexit ‘The Wright Stuff’ all week, bleating on about how the worlds ending due to brexit, with Pantomime Dame Matthew Wright, nodding in agreement with Campbell. Matthew Wright is a double of my auntie Betty, all he needs is a fur hat and clip on ear rings.

Nominated by Harry Balls