Iain MacNab

Who the fuck is Iain MacNab I hear you ask?

Iain Macnab proudly flies the Scottish flag outside his home in Brunsmark, where he is the burgermeister – or mayor. He has been elected to the post three times but Brexit means he will not be able to stay in office for much longer.

“The minute Brexit occurs, that’s me,” Mr MacNab said. “That’s the end of my tenure because I am no longer an EU citizen.” He has had that confirmed in writing by the state of Schleswig-Holstein that includes the Lauenburg lakes region of which Brunsmark is part.

The letter states that when the UK leaves the EU, British “people won’t be allowed to hold any office in a local council or local government”.

Unless he becomes a German citizen or secures dual nationality before the 31 October, he will be forced to quit the prestigious office he has held for 12 years. He has a German wife and two children. He says he’s a Scot and proud of it and refuses to renounce that to become German. He says he will move back to Scotland, campaigns for independence and wants Brexit cancelled.

So this why Mr MacNab is a cunt. He’d rather relocate his family to a foreign country than take dual citizenship. Nobody asked him to renounce being Scottish. He’s scoring political points and helping the BBC propaganda machine.

He’s a cunt. The BBC are cunts for the way they are portraying it. The EU are cunts for persecuting him.

Three cunts for the price of one…

Nominated by Dioclese

The Patriarchy

The Patriarchy

I would like to nominate this doctrine and consign it to the dustbin where it belongs.

There is no patriarchy in the West. Power is money or having back scratchers in high places, both types have been enjoyed by me. Have I ever felt unempowered, abused, owned by men? No.

Maybe back in 1754 had I been the first born daughter of a Lord I would have been pissed off that I couldn’t inherit. Maybe in 1914 I would have been a Suffragette. Maybe in the early 1960s I would have been pissed off about the lack of free and safe abortion. Now it’s 2019 and I have all the rights I need. What patriarchy? Sadly men are having a bad time.

Fuck off feminists like Jess Phillips, except for the ones in backward A rab countries, who usually get whipped or killed.

Nominated by Cuntologist

Sargon of Akkad, aka Carl Benjamin

Sargon of Akkad, aka Carl Benjamin, Youtube personality and UKIP MEP candidate, is a cunt.

This is one of those instances where I find myself nominating someone who I hold some affinity or respect for. I follow this guy on YouTube and have done for a few years.

Benjamin is currently an MEP candidate for UKIP in the SouthWest, and is making tabloid headlines right now for his ‘rape’ tweet made three years ago to major cunt Jess Phillips. In context, Benjamin at the time stated to Phillips that ‘I wouldn’t even rape you’, as an edgy joke response to Phillips’ claim she got rape threats on a frequent basis. This comment has recently been dug up by the media, both to denounce UKIP and, where applicable, to give positive traction to Labour.

That tweet itself, to me, is not particularly outrageously offensive, especially in context. Rape jokes are, or were, common with mainstream comedians. And a word must go to the conniving cunt Jess Phillips who at the time, did not express any notable concern at the comment but three years later revealed how it left her “crying in the street”.

However, Benjamin has really fucked up on the following:

  • Going for the media red-blooded by calling them names at a UKIP press conference
  • Acting fairly fucking smug and arrogant in interview
  • Unbelievably, he stated a few weeks ago that he ‘might’ rape Jess Phillips to ‘test how the media would react’
  • Causing his YouTube channel de-monetised, linked to the above no doubt, meaning he no longer gets revenue for his content which he himself has said is relied upon to support his family
  • Almost single-handedly torpedoing any possible UKIP resurgence.

The whole debacle has shown why people popular on YouTube rarely translate well in the more conventional forms of media. What works in an online format for his type of audience will only ever translate badly in interviews or press coverage. He has gone about his campaign like a flailing autist and just deliberately antagonised the media into hounding him. I’m not saying he should pander to the media at all but there’s always got to be an element of forethought, especially considering the media influence during elections.

I wanted UKIP to get back to where they were in 2015 as a viable alternative party, one with policies and more grounding than The Brexit Party and one which millions of disillusioned voters could gravitate towards over the whole Brexit issue. Sadly, UKIP seem to be the same shambles as they were when Steven Wolfe was photographed spark-out on the floor with his briefcase.

I agree with Benjamin on much – the damage from feminism, millennial stupidity, the lunacy around diversity, immigration, the EU – but it was a grave mistake for Gerard Batten to blindly believe that Benjamin’s online presence alone would bolster UKIP as an MEP candidate. The cunt should never have been allowed to appear outside of his YouTube channel.

So with heavy heart, Sargon of Akkad – you are something of a cunt, my son.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Philip Hammond (8)

Philip Hammond is a cunt, isn’t he.

This chinless Remainiac has been a constant handbrake on the Brexit process. Hammond’s been like an irritating wart on a scrotum which is apt as his face has the defeated sag of an octogenarian’s withered beanbag. In the House of Cunts it looks like a clumsy undertaker’s left a corpse on the front bench.

This week Hammond has been muttering about a Second Referendum, no doubt testing the air for interest. No mention of a third referendum or fourth or fifth.

What we require now is leaders with vision, with vim, with a gung-ho, pro-British vigour. Instead we have are these hollow men like Hammond, dour powder-puff cowards, refusing to seize opportunities, and constantly supporting the equally wretched Maycunt.

What a shame his Mum didn’t fall down the stairs while pregnant with the little shitbag.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Lisa Nandy

A red rosette “for the many not the few” cunting please for turncoat Labour MP, yet another remainer-for-a-Brexit constituency MP who has decided she would be prepared to revoke Article 50:

I am sick of this party of harridans, feminists, windbags, Dark keys, Parking Stanleys, poofs and mincers, and this bitch now joins Lady Starmer, Sugartits Cooper, Tom Watson, fuckwit extraordinare , not to mention the Blairite pansies Bradshaw and Kyle who have done so much to frustrate Brexit.

The whole fucking thing is a pantomime, and looking at the flat chested trollop Yvette Cooper, she has to be first choice for the Principal Boy and of course Mangledbum has to be dame.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs