Oh fuck no! Get in from a lovely day on the links, fish supper in hand, settle down in front of the idiot lantern (before Morpheus wisps me away in a sea air fuelled slumber), and fuck me it’s the BARF-TA awards.
All the birds done out in bin bags to show support to the mass hysteria of #pleasepleasepleaseincludemetoo why don’t the cunts just wear burkahs and tick two virtue-signalling boxes in one fell swoop.
Needless to say the EE new talent was the cunt playing the black panther. He’s also nominated for best actor for his turn in “Get Out” – which was half-decent but not BARF-TA or Oscar material – but I doubt he’ll win that when Oldman is doing Churchill (you know that racist cunt who saved the whole if Europe from Germany, just so that Germany could gift it to “peaceful” cunts 65yrs later). But who knows in this fucked up day and age.
Also why is every award twosome I’ve seen thus far of the “Modern TV Advert Family/Couple” variety? I mean for fuck’s sake ABBC talk about force-feeding unreality down every cunt’s throat! And I’m paying for the fucking privileged!!! ???
……Oh! – and notice the sideways snip at FX cunts by the “actors” not to model them in the future!
‘Cos those cunts know their time is short before studio bosses pay a one-off fee to use their image and then fuck them off, and their demands, and their tantrums, and their not turning up for a day’s work cos they’re “not in the right place today”.
No that’s baaaad, but importing cheap scum labour to keep indigenous wages low and replacing real people with real live lives (and manufacturing jobs) with robots is perfectly ok with them! Two Faced elitist cunts!
……and the Jackson Five with fiddles doing the eulogy tribute music. I mean COME ON!!!!!
Fuck off BARF-TA you cunts and God cunt the United Cunts of AL-BB-CERA!!! Fucking box-ticking, virtue-signalling, neo-liberal fascist cunts!
Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
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Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!
