Cohen on the other hand, is an ambitious, left wing handwringer, who wouldn’t know great television if it flew over and shat on his head. Cohen is perfectly willing to lose £50+ million per year, just to get rid of a man he despises. That’s bad business sense. If Clarkson were were one of Cohen’s lefty fuck buddies, his antics would have seen him receive nothing more than a slap on the wrist. But because he doesn’t share Cohen’s unreal, lefty view of the world, he is evil and must be destroyed.
The big problem with the left, is that they firmly believe they have the divine right to tell everyone what to do, say, think, eat and drink. They think it is for them to tell us how we should act, who we should vote for, and that we should do as they say without question or dissent. Not only do they not understand that they are wrong, but the reaction to being told they are wrong is usually a violent one. Whether it be actual violence, or verbal violence.
Cohen is a prime example of this. Cohen is a shit, who have should have been sacked by the BBC during the big Saville cover up at the corporation after the Panorama incident. He was covered in more shit than most, but Cohen knew exactly which arses he had to kiss to not only avoid being sacked but to pass it on to his boss. Nice guy.
Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw