Fifty Shades Of Grey

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Fifty Shades Of Grey (the film, the book, the crabby old minger who wrote it, and anything else connected with it) deserves a monumental cunting…

How this load of sick shite has become a phenomenon and ‘news’ shows how much of a backward shithole Britain has become. And the silly slags who are into it: how is a sadistic pervert and rapist sexy and heroic? And since when was it acceptable to abuse women in mainstream culture?

What makes me laugh is the silly bitches who read it and wet their bloomers over the film will doubtless complain endlessly about how their husbands, boyfriends and other men are ‘Bastards’ and ‘Pigs’. Yet they’ll do a Kit Kat Shuffle over some fictional sadist. Do they also get off on how female prisoners were treated in Nazi concentration camps too?

I tell you, lads: some women really are the dark side of the fucking moon…

Nominated by: Norman

…and let’s not forget the sequel

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Dave the Internet Troll

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I do apologise for our David’s behaviour. He really is an utter cunt. Takes after his father unfortunately.

David’s never been the sharpest tool in the shed. He’s always been what you would call a “problem child” very rude and disobedient from a very young age with a very strange obsession with disabled toilets. He’s never sparkled in the love department either having only one boyfriend as far as I can remember. That was a disaster as well. I remember the first time he brought Benjamin home and they went straight to David’s room. I could over hear their love talk quite clearly. Benjamin said “ooh Davy, I want you to show me something 8″ long, rock hard and full of spunk !

So Dave pulled a sock out from under his bed. It had been there for fucking months, I should know, its me what has to change his soiled sheets every week.

Nominated by: Dave’s Mum

Vube

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Vube is/are cunts…

Always popping up (usually interrupting a decent song that is already playing) and it’s always the same old shite…. Some piss poor Coldplay impersonator (let’s face it: the real Coldplay are bad enough!), or some whiny Alanis Morissette (what a howling harridan she was!) type bollocks, or some other weedy voiced folkie emo shite….

Talentless cunts who will do anything to get noticed, and for people to ‘like’ their video….

Whoever is responsible for Vube.com should be shot…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

Rolf Harris [3]

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This an emergency cunting of Rolf Harris following his conviction on TWELVE counts of kiddy-fiddling.

We all know Harris did “Two Little Boys” in the 1960′s, but now it transpires the cunt also did two little girls in the 1970′s…

Not only a lying nonce, but a fucking Australian to boot. Behead the cunt immediately.

Nominated by : Fred West

Now we all know what his ‘extra leg (diddle diddle diddle dum)’ was… And I dread to think what he wanted to tie a kangaroo down (sport) for….

I always wondered why he made those funny panting noises he was so famous for… Dirty old Aussie cunt!

Nominated by : Norman Whiteside

Now we know what he made his didgerie do…

Nominated by : Dioclese

George R.R. Martin

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Firstly the pretentious ‘R.R’ thing: Maybe he doesn’t want people to confuse him with the Beatles producer? But it’s more like he wants to be like J. R. R. Tolkien (or Wile . E. Coyote!).

Then there’s that ‘Game Of Thrones’ shite. It’s total bollocks: it’s just badly ripped off and rehashed Tolkein stories with lots of violence, bloodshed, incest and shagging (the incest bit also shows that old ‘R.R’ is also a sick old cunt!). Another way to look at Game Of Thrones is to see it as EastEnders or Brookside with swords and sorcery.

It’s amazing how people can make millions of dollars out of steaming piles of crap like Game Of Thrones!

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside