Islam, the religion that never knowingly ignores the potential to take offence.
I’ve realised that it was my fault that I didn’t understand the issues involved in some of the recent high-profile incidents involving Islamic protagonists.
Lee Rigby’s murder – as stated by Anjem Choudhury and one of the killer’s brothers, it was OUR fault that this murder happened as we didn’t understand how Islamists feel about what the West is doing in the Middle East. So the vicious, insane and witless killers are innocent and it’s all OUR fault.
Rape of young white girls – It’s my fault I don’t understand this because I don’t share his cultural values. It’s clearly not his fault!
Grooming of young white girls – the instances are too numerous to link but the protagonists are often excused (and the real victims ignored) due to Islamic cultural values trumping traditional British values. Furthermore, the police discriminated against real victims rather than the perpetrators
Lee Rigby again – my fault – I hadn’t realised that we couldn’t even object to a UK citizen being massacred on our streets by Islamists –
So it’s my fault. I’ve clearly not understood the Islamists’ culture properly. I’ve done some research and now I understand; it is NEVER their fault and I must give them whatever they want.
OK – I have an idea which might finally keep everyone happy. Massacre them all so that they get their 72 virgins (as per the Koran) – with any luck if it’s done quickly enough, there won’t be enough virgins to go round and they’ll end up bumming each other. Hopefully, they will be finally happy.
Nominated by: Bordran