Independence Day


I just can’t let the 4th of July go by without marking it by cunting the entire nation of the United States of America. It just wouldn’t be right.

Every year, these wankers celebrate the “nations freedom and the brave men who died defending it”. That’d be the brave men who illegally invade foreign countries, stomp all over any nation that disagrees with them, and forces their dogma on the entire world. The biggest bunch of hypocritical bullshitters on the face of the planet.

The nation that “defends freedoms future” by bombing the fuck out of anyone who gets in their way.

The nation that turned up late for two world wars. Britain would would still be waiting now if it wasn’t for Pearl Harbour.

The nation that was populated by the dregs from the gutters of Europe and whose slogan was “No taxation without representation” when the British crown never received a fucking penny in taxes in the first place.

The nation that has laid claim to every invention it never invented and has rewritten history to suit its own ego. Orwell would have been proud.

Basically, a nation of cunts. Happy 4th July, you fuckers!

Nominated by: Dioclese

The Leader of the Free World


The last several Presidents of the wonderful U S of A have all been cunts. Obama is sure shaping up to be one. George Bush was the perfect epitome of a cunt. Bill Clinton skull fucked a big fat cunt.

I’ll bet, though, that some of the goons criticizing him the loudest did a lot more than skull fuck a cunt in their offices. I wonder how many other presidents (cunts) skull fucked a cunt (or something else) while they held office the good ol’ voters, never knew a thing about it????

Nominated by: Jim Something Or Other