The US military

I wouldn’t trust the US military to complete an operation even as simple as sticking a post in a fat bird.

Their special forces don’t look that special to me.
Take that Bin Laden malarkey for starters. They spent years and billions looking for the cunt. Scouring the whole region, mountains, cave systems etc.

And where was the cunt all that time?…….at home.

Nominated by: J R Cuntley

Having dealt with the US military on multiple occasions over the years they leave a lot to be desired. The airforce seem to be reasonably acute, army and navy less so, and the Marines are as dumb as a bunch of blind, deaf, legless chimps. The vast majority of these fuckwhits chew tobacco and gob the slimy shit all over the shop, some even leaving it in cups, the dirty cunts.

I had the misfortune of hosting a group of USMC once and they had a similar amount of computing power as a bag of tangerines. Oxygen thieves to a man.

Nominated by: Thorax Cockslammer

Americunts rioting

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Every single one of the rioters kicking off in the US are snowflake cunts. Not one of them over 25 and 90% white. They have been told NO! by the grown ups and the dummy has been spat right out. They should get the national guard in and shoot the cunts.

They argue that Clinton won the popular vote, i.e. she got more votes than Trump all together. But all the votes are not in yet. Arizona and Michigan, both presumed Republican states have not reported and neither has New Hampshire. I’ve no idea why they have not reported their vote tally yet, maybe once a winner has been declared they stop the count. But until the true vote tally has been reckoned the snowflakes need to shut it and get back to doing their homework. Cunts.

Nominated by: Skidmark Eggfart

Chris Rock

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers...

Chris rock salutes the Black Panthers…

So Chris Rock reckons if there was a nomination process for host at last night’s Oscars then he wouldn’t have been there.

Why is that then, Chris? Is it because you’re black? No. It’s because you ain’t fucking funny!

And let’s face it, the only reason you were there is because you are black.

And that’s alright is it, Chris?

Racist cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Yanks

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Don’t get me started on those fucking Yanks!

Gotta love the fact they have a World Series (Baseball) but as far as I know it is only for US & Canadian teams, fucking cunts.

And they always go on about VIP’s (very important player) and Hall Of Famers.

The US are the biggest shower of cunts on the planet

Nominated by: Boaby

Some Yanks are alright – but not the ones who start up their cars by remote control under my bedroom window at 5:15 am and then fuck off back inside to finish their coffee while the engine warms up.

The cunts don’t even live here. They work at the local airbase and rent our houses thereby pricing the locals out of the market

Why can’t they just fuck off back to their own country? If they behaved like that back home, some cunt would shoot them…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Classic film remakes

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How dare they. They are classics, they’ll always be classics; they may be classically good, they may be classically cheesy or they might even be so classically bad they come out the other side as classically brilliant. Here’s my selection of originals that have been duplicating mincer:

The Day the Earth Stood Still
12 Angry Men
The Flight of the Phoenix
High Noon
The Italian Job
The Day of the Jackal
The Ladykillers

And The Railway Children. How could they take the daughter from the original and have her as the mother in the remake? Does that count as incest? “Daddy. My daddy.” One of the best cinematographic moments ever. Add Brief Encounter to the list. kinell! A very sad old Cunt am I.

I’ll tell you what it is. Some brainless degree in media studies halfwit with access to more dollars than taste decides the original made money, so, with his genius input the remake must make more money. No you funking brain dead cunt the original made money because people liked it. I’m sure you erstwhile Cunters will have exceptions, but this is a Cunting in defence of those that are not here to defend themselves. Fuck me! I’m so sad I can pick up the dialogue no matter where you drop me into the Ladykillers, I love: the characters, post war London scenes, steam engines, the rollicking good script, actors with training and presence, the wacky -could only be British- premise and most of all the gentle violence. One little old lady and five hardened criminals, what could possibly go wrong. The others have had similar sad butchering and it’s just not good enough. Cue Bouncing ball and:

♫ We are the boys and girls all known as,
Minors of the ABC……………..♫

Just wait for The Madness of George Washington . The Cunts are fucking stupid enough.

A grumpy old dinosaur of a Cunt I might be, but at least I’m not a:

Classic film butchering Cunt.

Nominated by: King Cnut