Sir Alan Duncan


Emergency cunting for Tory Remoaner Sir Alan Duncan who, at a recent speech to the Chicago Council of Global Affairs, stated that Brexit was caused by “the working class throwing a tantrum about immigration”.

I hope this odious, patronising cunt gets a taste of a real tantrum one day – the sort that ends up with him dead inside a holdall concealed in the cupboard of a flat in Westminster.


Nominated by Fred West.

Dead Pool [71]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted that “Long-haired Scouse git” Tony Booth would be the next deadpool hit. We’ve missed a few big names recently, so it’s very satisfying that we score two within a matter of hours. Now the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 71.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.


Fred West’s Nominations:

Clive James
Leslie Phillips
George A. Cooper
Denis Norden
Tony Britton


Online Echo Chambers

Following on from Mike’s recent cunting of Party Politics and Cunt’s Mate Cunt’s cunting of the Daily Mail, I think Online Echo Chambers are severely overdue for the same treatment. You only have to look at below the line comments on sites like Guardian Online to see all the retarded opinions supported by so-called “facts” gleaned from daft, cuntish, leftwing conspiracy theory sites like The Canary and Left Foot Forward – and the more these sites endlessly recycle and repeat such unchallenged “facts” among themselves, the more the left accepts it all as “truth” and it becomes gospel.

And it’s no better on the right either. It’s a given that people who read the Daily Mail are cunts and those who actually believe what they read in it need their fucking heads examined, but to see Mail Online’s BTL comments confidently referencing “facts” they freely admit they’ve picked up from Breitbart or Guido Fawkes (hilariously regarding these sites as impartial and politically neutral) is absolute fucking insanity.

Half the problem is the ubiquitous conflation of Reportage and Opinion – the none too bright evidently don’t understand the difference and lack the intellect to read between the lines. But the other part of the problem is the fact that so many people now get their “news” from the internet. While the plurality of online opinion ought to be a benefit, in reality the opposite happens because so many people simply seek out “news sites” which pander to their own existing political prejudices. Truth is the loser, cuntitude is the winner.

Online echo chambers only serve to spread ignorance and dumb down political debate even further. Cunts who repeat without question the crap they read on The Canary or Left Foot Forward, Breitbart or Guido are narrow-minded, ignorant, weapons-grade cunts who choose to believe the world is a certain way instead of bothering to find out whether it really is or not. And then they seek out like-minded cunts online who won’t challenge their sad, deranged opinions because they share the same cranky worldview. Isn’t this is exactly what the cunts on Spivey’s site do too? These fucktards should get fucking educated and understand that the world is far more complicated than their lazy, cuntish, binary tribalism would have us believe.

Free speech and all that, but the really depressing thing is how many previously amusing and informative blogs and websites have now deteriorated into uninformed far left or far right echo chambers.

Nominated by Fred West.

Chi Onwurah

Emergency cunting for the Labour MP for Newcastle Central, who has suggested that the grooming of underage girls by the recently jailed Newcastle gang “is not an issue of race or religion”. Well, I think my vision must be failing, fellow cunters, because when I look at the Newcastle grooming gang there’s one particular aspect that seems to stand out a mile. I wonder if any of you can spot it:

Onwurah claims that the “real” issue here is misogyny. But since misogyny is firmly entrenched in the peaceful religion (ditto the sexual abuse of children), can I politely suggest she’s talking out of her fucking arse?


Nominated by Fred West.

Paul Leighton

Emergency cunting for Paul Leighton.

Looks like a sex offender, doesn’t he? Well, he is.

Kiddy-fiddler? Rapist? Nothing as simple as that, fellow cunters. Leighton had set up between 30-40 fake teenage aliases (both male and female) on Facebook which he used to befriend young teenagers all over the world, from whom he solicited nude photos and/or compromising videos. As soon as the images were obtained by Leighton, he immediately began to blackmail the senders, threatening to send their pictures and videos to all their Facebook friends and families if they did not immediately comply with his demands.

And what were those demands? Here are a few examples –

Leighton coerced a terrified 15-year-old American girl into abusing her 10-month-old sister while he watched and filmed the abuse via webcam;

A 14-year-old boy from Florida was instructed to repeatedly rape his 12-month-old niece while Leighton watched/filmed via webcam;

A 13-year-old girl in Tennessee was blackmailed into having sex with her 19-year-old brother while Leighton watched/filmed via webcam.

Leighton admitted three counts of rape as well as numerous other offences, including blackmail, causing a child to engage in sexual activity, making indecent photographs of a child and sexual assault. Plod believes he had more than 100 victims in North America alone, but found evidence that he had also blackmailed kids in the UK, Australia and New Zealand.

Two days ago he was sentenced to sixteen years which to my mind seems a bit on the lenient side, so I’m inviting suggestions for more suitable punishments for Leighton…

Nominated by Fred West.