The Chinese Cuntmunist Party

Aaand….Back to the politics. The Chinese Communist Party is most definitely in need of cunting, and I am officially nominating them for the great accolade of ‘Cunt of the Year’. Not content with unleashing a virus (which may are may not have been man made) on to the entire world that has already killed hundreds of thousands of innocent of people, they are entering a phase where they are preparing to take full control previously autonomous Hong Kong. It’s a coming people. It’s a coming. I response to this Boris has announced the UK is considering granting up to 3 million Hong Kong citizens refugee states and allowing to come here. Personally, I support this, but I know a lot of you wont. Of course, this means kicking out 3 million undesirables, illegal immigrants, criminals, terrorists etc. But still, I would rather have 3 million Hong Kong refugees come here. Why? Because unlike the illegals, they will come here and work for a living, study and for the most part, not engage in violent behaviour against our police or the public in general. Most of them won’t make constant accusations and demands.

In case anyone as has forgot, today (4th June) marks the 31st anniversary of the Tiannenman square massacre. Those of us of certain age remember well the images of those Chinese tanks driving through the square, until three of them are stopped by a lone protester with his shopping bags, who bravely stood in front of the first tank, and refused to move. That image was sent all around the world, and helped to force the CCP to take a step back.

It worked. And for the past couple of decades things started to improve. Over the past few years though, the CCP have been slowly taking steps to claw back control and introduce even more Draconian laws and rule. Even their dear leader has gone all North Korea and declared himself ‘leader for life’. They are systematically erasing the gains that were made in 89. What’s more worrying is that they seeking to withdraw the autonomy that China granted to Hong Kong. But what to do? The most sensible thing would be economic sanctions, hit them where it hurts. China has a reckoning coming. Done sensibly, they could easily get China to roll over.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Robert Peston


Peston is basically what happens when you grant Royal status to the village idiot.
He’s a delusional left-wing half-wit. Forced to survive in the real world, he would have been exposed as a talentless and ideologically retarded annoyance that should and would be regarded with the upmost contempt.
Fortunately for him, Peston has found employment at the great British Broadcasting Corporation. Yes, the very same BBC that stands on a pedestal of liberal values, yet is more than happy to see vulnerable women thrown into a prison cell if they fail to pay the compulsory tax that funds them.
This arrogant, drooling fool is therefore wrapped in the bubble-wrap of unaccountable left-wing ideology. With his generous salary being forcibly extracted from the ignorant masses, he is free to unquestionably pursue his political agenda.
What a complete and utter CUNT.

Nominated by Gary Morris


A quick cunting for the 40-something women who take their children with them everywhere, have a blonde bob and spend their boring lives complaining to ‘customer services’, often asking to speak to the manager AKA ‘the Karen’

Because this very successful meme targets women in their 40s, the guardian decided to hire a potential Karen to complain about how it was ‘mired in sexism’.

Who gives a fuck.

Karens have an air about them, and a condescending tone to anyone who works behind a counter or kiosk.

They form little groups on Facebook where they bitch about local amenities. It all stems from wasted potential after studying dance and drama degrees, meeting a professional and giving up the idea of ever working again to become a ‘full time mum’, slopping out a few kids and popping anxiety pills.
That, or they are just complete cunts with pinched up faces, spoiled and entitled from birth. They speak down to any poor sap on minimum wage they feel they can bully and intimidate. Any backchat from anyone they snipe at receives a haughty, ‘do you know who my husband is?’ or something along those lines.

Karens have been in full control-freak mode recently, telling strangers they aren’t complying with the rules of social distancing properly, some are having public tantrums over it.

Karens are basic cunts.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime



Not content with destroying the global economy and murdering hundreds of thousands with their virus (while accepting no blame whatsoever), the cunts are now (yes, now!) doing all they can to improve their image…by repressing the folks in Hong Kong.

In essence, the Chinese are looking to renege on their 1984 deal to allow HK to remain independent from China. The cunts are simply going to make it part of China in terms of laws, currency and customs.

Great timing. At least they’re not hiding the fact of how cuntish they really are.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks


Algorithms Up Me Arse

Yours Truly has been in the habit for many a long year of contributing helpful comments and supportive remarks aroinde the internet – all in the sake orf free speech ect ect. Now in recent times they are taken doine faster than a pooftah’s pants. Outrage.

Latest example see dubious photo above (if not pre-removed by Thought Police) to which I appended to the right hand photo the comment “Who is that bending over?”. That drew a few Likes and a Smiley Face and you know how much I like those, to which I replied ” Nice to see the Taoiseach in a scene with his partner”. Innocuous enough you will agree and the Likes and Laughing Faces started pinging in. Then me screen froze, did a refresh and the whole thread “poof” vanished.

Come to the conclusion that cunting FaceBook or some other cunt as inserted an algorithm or tracking cookie up me arse. Yours Truly has been posted as an oitlaw orf the digital world. Here we go a’hacking again. All very doable but such a bore.

In case the photo is banned here follows a verbal description:

“Three flabby shirtless aging pooftahs in cropped jeans me dears and aviator shades disport in the sun while a young punk offers his arse on the grass”

Imagine Elton John and com-padres sunning themselves on Elt’s yacht.

You  get the picture

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke