Lily Allen (9)

Lily Allen.

Here we go again cunters, our favorite mongs opened her trap before engaging her tiny brain:

Stop singing rule Britannia? Fuck off you dozy fucking tart. I thought you had given us a break and fucked off to America?

Do us all a favour Lily…FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!


Nominated by CuntyMort

Anna Soubry (5)

Anna Soubry:

A blue and gold, Tena Lady, last hurrah cunting please for this terrible, AmDram actress:

Can anyone imagine old mother gin guts being scared of anybody? (except perhaps the threat of a sweaty, long, hard, brutal shag from David Lammy), yet here she is in court calling somebody else *obsessed* (pots and kettles comes to mind), and saying she was too frightened to use public transport.

Hopefully the defendant will be found not guilty and Soubry, losing her deposit at the next election, will slide into the obscurity she so richly deserves. If she needs a part-time job, perhaps Keith Vaz will take her on as a mechanic in his washing machine repair company.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs


A nomination for Britbox if you please. Britbox is a new subscription streaming service created by the ever-desperate BBC, in conjunction with ITV. Note the word “subscription”; so we have to pay to watch programmes that we as licence-payers have already funded in the past, effectively making us stakeholders….

The main reason for this cunting though is that these woke wankers have stated that many of the classic comedy shows will be shown in a censored format to “avoid offending modern audiences”, including ‘Fawlty Towers’, ‘Porridge’ and ‘Only Fools And Horses’. Now there was some ribald humour in all of these, but can any of you cunts think of a single moment in any that’s “offensive”?? Jesus wept. Obviously ‘It Ain’t Half Hot Mum’, ‘Love Thy Neighbour’ and ‘Till Death Do Us Part’ have been explicitly banned already.

Selective editing of history; as I recall the Nazis were pretty big on that…..

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

Laura Pidcock MP

A nomination for the amusingly named Labour MP, Laura Pidcock.

In launching her campaign to be returned as Labour MP for North West Durham, the insane Pisscock said the following about Comrade Compo –

“I know it has been a long time coming, but we are on the path to justice. And because people know that it is perfectly possible that Jeremy Corbyn could be our prime minister, you can be sure that absolutely everything, absolutely everything, is going to be thrown at us in the next few weeks. People will say some of the most hurtful things about our people and our communities and our political representatives. PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO”.

So there you have it. In Pisscock’s warped world view, Compo is on the same level as Jesus Christ, to the extent that the words spoken by Jesus on his way to crucifixion are directly applicable to Compo.

Putting aside the question of blasphemy which I expect the Libtard leftist Church of England to ignore as the speaker was not a Conservative, quite frankly I hope that Compo is on the path to crucifixion. But to suggest a parallel between Compo and the messiah of Christianity demonstrates apocalyptic self-righteousness and tone deafness to an extraordinary degree that it’s quite frightening.

What a stupid cunt.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A right-on-keep-left cunting please for this jumped-up, four-eyed, stupid as fuck looking whore, who seems to have very uni ideas on immigration (“lets be cool and flood the cuntry”):

The horrible things is that this daft looking moron is apparently tipped to be a future Labour leader. If that is true and not just a John McDonnell wank fetish (an old man’s whim), then Labour have now not only scraped the barrel but got under it.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs

Donald Tusk (8)

A take your unasked for opinion and shove it up your ring cunting for European Council president Tusk.

This little pimple, the archetypal EU oligarch, has now stuck his oar into the general election proceedings, advising Remoaners ‘not to give up on stopping Brexit’, and adding that he agrees with ‘a friend’, who claims that Brexit ‘will be the real end of the British Empire’ (whatever the fuck that’s actually supposed to mean). He then laughably adds that he envies ‘Short Arse’ Bercow, saying that our late lamented Speaker of the House is now free to tell us how he really feels about Brexit. As if we didn’t know already.

I don’t know what leads this shit to think he’s got a remit to interfere in the election process, but he’s gone ahead and done it anyway, sticking two fingers up to 17.4 million voters, and once more denying the outcome of the largest exercise in democracy in this proud nation’s history. If this isn’t yet another demonstration of the utter contempt that Tusk and his ilk hold for democracy, then I don’t know what is.

Well, here’s my message to YOU, you preening, Polish prat. I’m not giving up on getting Brexit done, and quitting your rotten, bloated, anti-democratic plutocracy once and for all.

Fuck off over there you jumped up little cunt, and when you get there, fuck off again.

Nominated by Ron Knee