Greta Thunberg – once again a publicity-seeking cunt. Cant say it better than the BBC news item:-
‘Greta Thunberg believes she had coronavirus’.
‘Teenage climate activist Greta Thunberg has said it was, “extremely likely” that she fell ill with Coronavirus, but has now recovered.
The 17-year-old said she felt “tired, had shivers, a sore throat and coughed”, after returning from a trip in Europe, so self-isolated for two weeks.
“Everyone feeling ill are told to stay at home and isolate themselves. I have therefore not been tested for Covid-19, but it’s extremely likely that I’ve had it, given the combined symptoms and circumstances,” she wrote on Instagram.
She warned people to stay at home because “our actions can be the difference between life and death” for others’.
Nominated by knobrot
Being a biker/cunt, I think we get a raw deal for speeding, number plate size, noise, riding like a twat and lots of other things. I’m guilty of most of them, but I have just seen a video on the news about a group of wannabe adventure riders – you know the type: BMW capable of riding to Mars and back, fat, sweaty wanker who can hardly get his leg over the fucking thing (all the gear, no fucking idea, middle-aged fuckpigs).
These fuckpigs have decided to congregate outside the West End Cafe (shouldn’t that be shut?) in Llandovery, drinking coffee, chatting and hanging around in a small group less than 2 metres apart. Anyway, a slack jawed yokel has been filmed telling them to fuck off.
So fuckpigs, the bikes are for riding, not standing next to, you lazy cunts. Don’t add yet another problem to biking, you cunts. We are already unpopular enough, especially in Llandovery – the place is only on the map for the great roads, Duffy and that’s it.
Don’t fuck it up.
Nominated by Fuglyucker
Madonna is a cunt…
This particular cunt has never had any real talent to speak of (substandard disco, or out of her range ballads lapped up by doughnut punchers) and she has always been an unpleasant individual, but in recent years, old ‘Madge’ has become an even bigger cunt than she was in her step-on-anybody prime, which is no mean feat.
As she ages and her star fades, the daft cow tries to look and act years younger than she actually is. Every video and photo shoot is photoshopped to hell and she’s still doing now what she was doing in the late 80s and early 90s (i.e. acting like a slag in saucy underwear in her videos). If any other woman in her 60s went around flashing her tits or her snatch, they would be sectioned and/or certified. She sold sex in her younger days (she did nothing but), but when she’s still doing it? It’s pathetic and sickening. The obligatory toy boy (usually a foreign, or dark type) is also laughably weird.
Then there’s the jumping on current trends to get noticed and appear ‘controversial’, though she has always done this. The deliberate saying of the word ‘Shit’ at Live Aid and then the totally contrived saying of ‘Fuck’ at Live 8 twenty years later. Recent instances include the deaths of David Bowie and Prince. While never mentioning either man when they were alive, Madogga suddenly becomes a ‘lifelong fan’ and gushes tributes on social media. Her out of nowhere stories about going to a Bowie gig in the 70s were horribly inaccurate and blatantly made up. That’s the thing though: the dead artist has to get enough publicity for her. She didn’t say a word when the great Scott Walker (RIP) passed away. This is probably down to two things: she is too ignorant, or stupid to know who the man was and also because there wasn’t enough publicity or Twitter mileage in eulogising Scott. Same goes for terrorist targets. Lights a candle in Paris after Charlie Hebdo, TV cameras and press all over the shop naturally. Manchester and London got fuck all in way of tribute. It all depends on what she can get out of it.
Then there was the absurd ‘Me Too’ patronage. After years of acting like a prossie with a record contract and doing fuck all for women’s causes, Madogga suddenly decides she is and always has been a feminist. A feminist that hangs out and works with rapists (like Mike Tyson)? A feminist that simulated rape, degradation and calling her men ‘Daddy’ in her ridiculous ‘Sex’ book? It actually shows how thick modern ‘feminists’ are, when this trollop is seen as a feminist icon. Again, it is trying to stay relevant as the knacker’s yard looms on the horizon. And her ‘Bomb the White House’ remarks aimed at Big Don and his family? She deflected whatever criticism she got by immediately parading her bought and brown babies in a tacky and staged photo shoot. Virtue-signalling made to order and cynical as fuck, after condoning acts of terrorism on the American President, of course.
Now the old fish wagon has surpassed even her own levels of staggering cuntitude. ‘Self isolating’ and filming yourself is cuntish enough, but coming out with crap like Covid-19 is ‘wonderful’ and a ‘leveller’?! She even uses this to appear ‘shocking’ and even tries to make death and tragedy all about her. She’s always been a despicable cunt, but this is astonishing cuntitude, even by her stinking standards (or lack of them). One of the biggest (and most overused) cunts of all time.
Nominated by Norman
Blow me down and who’d have thunk it? A piece of Earth-shattering news has broken; Me-gain Markle and her puppet, Prince Harry de Halfwit have left Canada ‘for good’ to settle in, er, Los Angeles.
Coronavirus restrictions notwithstanding, they fled Canada before the border closed. Another private jet, one wonders? So much for the assertion from Little Miss Sparkle that she wouldn’t live in the States while The Don was president. Apparently, the happy family is now in lockdown in a secure community to sit out the current emergency. Mmm, I wonder who’s picking up the security tab now?
I honestly don’t think that many of us saw that one coming, but ‘her people’ are saying that it’s a good idea because she can be close to her mother, and her ‘support network’. Oh, and of course, there’s her budding film and fashion career to think of. I’m sure that she’ll now be very happy mixing it on the awards night and chat show circuit with the Kardashians, the Osbournes and all the other slebs that hang out in Tinseltown. They’re clearly her kind of people. Likewise, the Dumb Prince of Bel-Air will surely relish life as a bit of royal arm candy for his lady love to swank about with. Well, at least until she decides that he’s outlived his usefulness and it’s time for the divorce.
Enjoy life in the ‘woke’ capital of the world, you tedious, irrelevant Muppets. You’ll blend in perfectly with all the other hypocritical, virtue-signalling cunts. Just don’t ever darken our national doorstep again.
Nominated by Ron Knee
Nazifa Zaman is the Labour chair at Warwick University and is delighted that Boris Johnson has coronavirus. She tweeted, “Pm got Covid, Happy Muslim women’s day again!”
In her biography, Zaman identifies herself as the Chair of Warwick Labour, and an “advocate” of Warwick Decolonise, a group dedicated to “decolonising the curriculum” at the University of Warwick. This piece of filth is supported by Labour MP Zarah Sultana, and no doubt by her university too. The University of Warwick’s official Twitter account replied to Zaman’s original tweet. “We send our best wishes and compassion to each and every person who has sadly become infected, and for their families, and do not condone any remark to the contrary,” but added that they “deplore the abuse now being directed at a member of our university community [Zaman].”
So this piece of trash celebrates that our PM has the virus, but somehow she’s the victim. Well, as the virus does not discriminate, hopefully she’ll be next.
Nominated by Mystic Maven