UK General Election 2019

This is not so much a cunting as it is a playbook – should any of our common sense contingent get approached by, or have chance to deal with, any party campaigner or – even better – candidate.

It does not matter the party, or colour of the rosette; it is universal because they’re all a pile of wank!

No matter what they say…

“The Conservative Party pledges £129bn for the NHS, 100,000 new homes over the next 10yrs, 2,000 new schools, and and an extra lane on the M1 and M6!”

“The Labour Party pledges £139bn for the NHS, 200,000 new homes over the next 10yrs, 3,000 new schools, and and an extra two lanes on the M1 and M6!”

“The Liberal Democrat Party pledges £149bn for the NHS, 300,000 new homes over the next 10yrs, 4,000 new schools, and and an extra three lanes on the M1 and M6!”

Sincerely agree with them and then say this: “That’s fantastic, and I will vote for you/your candidate if you will answer the following simple question honestly: Why? And while you take a moment to think about it let me explain that the birthrate of the indigenous peoples of the UK is currently at 1.8, which is well below the replacement rate of 2.1, a difference which also more than cancels out the fact that people are living longer in general. So, if the indigenous population is not increasing, what is necessitating this massive spending bill that will invariably cause huge tax hikes? To reiterate my original question: Why?”

If it’s a Tory pleb then they may mention Priti’s plan to decimate immigration (a plan that is also being backtracked on already).

If Lib/Lab then they’re likely to blank you and fuck off without another word (after the gooning smile has left their smug faces).

If you get chance – and I pray you do – state the above reasonably and pleasantly (give them no reason to brush you off as an angry zealot/bigot/whatever) but above all else, make sure plenty of people hear you, and – more importantly – your question.

The party campaigner’s/candidate’s reaction/response will be all telling.

Let the cunts squirm. THEY (the 600 green leather arse polishers) are the reason this country is falling to bits. Only THEY have the power to affect change, and yet THEY remain complicit in our destruction, and the destruction of our way of life, all whilst favouring those from without at the expense of those from within. It stinks!


Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

Lily Allen (9)

Lily Allen.

Here we go again cunters, our favorite mongs opened her trap before engaging her tiny brain:

Stop singing rule Britannia? Fuck off you dozy fucking tart. I thought you had given us a break and fucked off to America?

Do us all a favour Lily…FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!


Nominated by CuntyMort

Anna Soubry (5)

Anna Soubry:

A blue and gold, Tena Lady, last hurrah cunting please for this terrible, AmDram actress:

Can anyone imagine old mother gin guts being scared of anybody? (except perhaps the threat of a sweaty, long, hard, brutal shag from David Lammy), yet here she is in court calling somebody else *obsessed* (pots and kettles comes to mind), and saying she was too frightened to use public transport.

Hopefully the defendant will be found not guilty and Soubry, losing her deposit at the next election, will slide into the obscurity she so richly deserves. If she needs a part-time job, perhaps Keith Vaz will take her on as a mechanic in his washing machine repair company.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs


A nomination for Britbox if you please. Britbox is a new subscription streaming service created by the ever-desperate BBC, in conjunction with ITV. Note the word “subscription”; so we have to pay to watch programmes that we as licence-payers have already funded in the past, effectively making us stakeholders….

The main reason for this cunting though is that these woke wankers have stated that many of the classic comedy shows will be shown in a censored format to “avoid offending modern audiences”, including ‘Fawlty Towers’, ‘Porridge’ and ‘Only Fools And Horses’. Now there was some ribald humour in all of these, but can any of you cunts think of a single moment in any that’s “offensive”?? Jesus wept. Obviously ‘It Ain’t Half Hot Mum’, ‘Love Thy Neighbour’ and ‘Till Death Do Us Part’ have been explicitly banned already.

Selective editing of history; as I recall the Nazis were pretty big on that…..

Nominated by Cuntan the Cuntarian

Laura Pidcock MP

A nomination for the amusingly named Labour MP, Laura Pidcock.

In launching her campaign to be returned as Labour MP for North West Durham, the insane Pisscock said the following about Comrade Compo –

“I know it has been a long time coming, but we are on the path to justice. And because people know that it is perfectly possible that Jeremy Corbyn could be our prime minister, you can be sure that absolutely everything, absolutely everything, is going to be thrown at us in the next few weeks. People will say some of the most hurtful things about our people and our communities and our political representatives. PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, PLEASE FORGIVE THEM, FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO”.

So there you have it. In Pisscock’s warped world view, Compo is on the same level as Jesus Christ, to the extent that the words spoken by Jesus on his way to crucifixion are directly applicable to Compo.

Putting aside the question of blasphemy which I expect the Libtard leftist Church of England to ignore as the speaker was not a Conservative, quite frankly I hope that Compo is on the path to crucifixion. But to suggest a parallel between Compo and the messiah of Christianity demonstrates apocalyptic self-righteousness and tone deafness to an extraordinary degree that it’s quite frightening.

What a stupid cunt.

Fuck off.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

A right-on-keep-left cunting please for this jumped-up, four-eyed, stupid as fuck looking whore, who seems to have very uni ideas on immigration (“lets be cool and flood the cuntry”):

The horrible things is that this daft looking moron is apparently tipped to be a future Labour leader. If that is true and not just a John McDonnell wank fetish (an old man’s whim), then Labour have now not only scraped the barrel but got under it.

Nominated by W.C. Boggs