Celebrity culture and its fans.

I wish to nominate celebrities and the plankton who pay attention to them for a cunting on this esteemed website.

Just this weekend I have seen headlines about:

Cheryl Cole (or whatever the fuck her surname is this week) and her fabulous post-baby body;
Beyoncé on a date night;
One of the Kardashians is up the stick to her boyfriend of five minutes.

I mean, who gives a fuck?

Why the fucking fuck is media attention given to the inconsequential doings of ‘celebrities’? Seriously, who gives a damn about what jug-eared ex-goal hanger Gary Lineker think about anything outside football? Or what crap actors like Bendycock Cuntypants or the oaken Ben Affleck think about politics? Why would anyone with an IQ in double digits think a drug-addled fuckwit like Lily the Musical Mong is the go-to person about refugees?

The multi-talentless Victoria Beckham and her equally talentless brood are perhaps the best example how one can become rich and famous without any discernible talent, looks or character. Remember Beckham was the crap one in the Spice Girls ffs.

Nominated by Cunt’s Mate Cunt.

Insurance Companies

A cunting for the supine insurance companies who have acquiesced in scams because it’s easier to pay up and bung the costs on all of their customers premiums than to fight them.

What they should do is:

Prosecute anyone they can prove has filed a false claim. Ensure the case is reported in the national press.

Report any solicitor involved in soliciting such claims to the law society, with a recommendation that they be struck off

Stop paying compensation in cash. If the claim is for whiplash, pay in non-transferrable and time-limited vouchers for physiotherapy.

Have nothing to do with the parasitical “claims management industry”

All pretty simple. Why doesn’t this happen?

I wonder what is the cost to the economy of all of this villainy, including claims for mis-selling of financial products?

If you have an accident you should have been more careful. Take some fucking responsibility.

Compensation should be to rectify damage, not to provide a nice family holiday

Fraud is not a victimless crime

If you’ve ever bought PPI you are a credulous cunt and deserve to have been fleeced.

Nominated by Harry Axwound.

The above was about how they should handle compensation claims. What about premiums in general? Claim handling? Wriggling out of paying? Advertising? Insurance horror stories – home, car, health, life?


Vince Cable (8)

Sorry if I’ve missed any previous posts but yet another cunting of wankchop extraordinare Vince cable…..

Cable was quoted as saying that Brexit and the Tories were somewhat to blame for airline Monarch going into receivership on Monday morning???

Well cuntox as usual your talking out of your arse!!

Monarch have been in dire straits since 2014 when they recorded loses of £96 million pounds!! So fuckface that’s a longtime before the referendum vote!! , the company’s staff all took a pay cuts, their long haul flight program was cancelled unfortunately for them a lot of their business was now focused on Egypt, Tunisia and Turkey! which has seen a dramatic drop due to the peaceful people, this was the root cause of monarchs collapse!!, who said this?? Andrew Swaffield ( chief executive) of monarch !! That’s who!! Cable your a fucking absolute 24 carat gold plated cunt………

Nominated by Quislings.

The Apprentice (2)

It’s BBC Apprentice 2017. How a year has flown by since the business equivalent of Britain’s got NO talent reappears on our screens. The best young business entrepreneurs Britain has to offer for a 13th year running. I hear the Chinese, Japanese, Indians, Germans, Americans….OK, the whole fucking world, shitting their pants, as UK plc unleashes these titans of business acumen against them.

Fronted by east end wide boy Sir Alan – Lord Sugar, a man with a bad dose of titulitis. I do so wish one of the apprentices has the balls to call him “Al” or “mate” and watch him go apoplectic or just to call him ‘Sir Alan’ instead of ‘Lord Sugar’.

The king of the one liner, has some ‘great’ new material such as  “Forget Brexit…Here, I’m the one who decides who remains and who leaves.”  Such quality, perhaps he picked that out of Sir Brucie’s suit pocket from his grave.

This year’s line up of 18 apprentices are a veritable smorgasbord of British society. A posh ‘Tory Boy’ as he’s known, who worked for ‘Call me Dave’. A double barrelled named woman, a few other whiteys, probably Northern and Southern wideboys, a generous spattering of superwimmin, an Alan Carr/Graham Norton look-a-like, a black woman, two peacefuls, and a Chinese dude.

The BBC having duly ticked all the diversity boxes stuffed a cherry on top with one of the peacefuls being a hijab clad woman who describes herself as an ‘ independent woman’.  Go there BBC, liberty, equality and freedom for the peaceful  sisterhood. Next year can we expect a black sheet and matching pillowcase peaceful sister demonstrating her freedom of expression and independence?

Any bets on who will win?

I will go for the Chinese bloke if it’s purely based on who is hardest working and best in business, although if he hasn’t already made his first billion on his own, then he may just be a token entry. Otherwise, the hijab wearing peaceful looks promising…..as I seem to vaguely remember one of those winning a competition on the BBC before…..although I maybe wrong…. because they never gave her much publicity afterwards.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Catalan Independence

The independence Catalan movement are cunts. Such a bunch of whinging faggoty pussies.

Spain looks like a country on the verge of civil war. The right wing Mariano Rajoy government of Spain is getting most of the Spanish people united behind him against the Catalan separatists. Meanwhile, the separatists yesterday called a general strike in Catalonia bringing transport and businesses to a halt. Public workers striked, roads were blockaded and shops big and small were threatened by the separatist mobs if they did not shut down for the day. National police and civil guard members have been harassed and ejected from hotels they were staying at in Catalonia by the mobs and local politicians who threatened hotel owners with violence or permit problems. The Catalan police, the Mossos d’Esquadra, stood idly by as the region was paralysed by the strikers and demonstrators. These strikes backed by the smaller unions were not balloted as they would have to be in the UK.  They were supported by the Catalan government. Strike or be harrassed…..is that democracy?. This has the feeling of a socialist/communist separatist uprising backed by corrupt wealthy Catalan politicians. No wonder comrade Corbyn is supporting this uprising.

First, the Spanish government handled the whole thing badly and should have  given them a referendum Scottish style. Although, to do it they would need to change Spain’s constitution. With a legal properly monitored genuine referendum they would have most likely voted to remain a part of Spain, since ‘no’ voters stayed away on Sunday, as it was deemed an illegal referendum. The current situation is a PR disaster. The Catalan Mossos police whose wages are paid for by the Spanish central government agreed to close down the illegal polling stations on Sunday morning to avoid any trouble, yet they disobeyed orders at the last minute. They acted like traitors to Spain, the country that pays them. As a result the Spanish national police were sent in and that is when the violence occurred.

Why did the Catalans allow young children, toddlers and elderly people to sleep overnight in the schools and other buildings being used as makeshift polling stations?  Putting vulnerable people in the “front line” when the police entered. Where were the young Catalan men to face the police?  They are nothing more than fagotty cowards using old people and children as ‘human shields’ to help sell their story internationally with images of old people and women being manhandled by the ‘brutal’ Spanish police.

Make no mistake, the Catalans are NOT some wonderful libertarian, freedom fighting, independent minded people. They are EU schlong-suckers. They want to remain part of the EU.

To quote their Vice President from the Catalan parliament of 24th January 2017  “We are members of the European Union, we are European citizens and this process to incorporate Catalonia in EU institutions has to be automatic,”. He also said It would be “good news for the EU to have a society that is as pro-European and federalist as ours”   Yes, they are full-on retard federalists – more pro-Eurpoean than the Spanish.

They are also a mixture of commie, neo-liberal, religion of peace lovers, including anarchist, anti-capitalist groups such as Arran who have waged an at times violent  campaign against tourists in Catalonia. Barcelona is full of wigga, dog on a string hippies living in squats. There are plenty of lazy, unemployed fuckers milking the system. They are not all hard working, honest people, they like the world to think. There is more undeclared  (no tax paid) black economy money in Catalonia then any other part of Spain. A separatist movement comprised of lefties, neo-liberals and shifty capitalist politicans manipulating them.

The pro-independence Catalans HATE the Spanish and they say they contribute more to the Spanish economy, that benefits, for example, the ‘lazy’ Andalucians in the south……what makes this funny is that some of the most frothing at the mouth ‘independentistas’ are first or second generation Andalucians. Lots moved to Catalonia since the 1950/1960’s to find work. So they have Spanish heritage but now loathe Spain and resent giving any money to their ‘breathren’ down south. Sounds like remainiacs in the UK….. gimme, gimme, gimme and fuck you.

The Catalan authorities discriminate against the Spanish by breaking laws on the use of dual languages of Catalan and Spanish in Catalonia. They brainwash the children from as young as three years old in schools and students in universities to hate Spain and yet welcome rapeugees by the tens of thousands per year from North Africa and the Middle East. Cultural marxism is rife in their institutions. “Welcome refugees” banners adorn town halls. Catalonia has more peacefuls than any other region of Spain, around 600,000 (8 percent of the population of Catalonia) out of the million or so total in Spain (only 2 percent). Some large towns in Catalonia have 25% plus peaceful populations. Barcelona has more extremists and jihadis than anywhere else in Europe. A hotbed of terrorism being conveniently overlooked by the neo-liberal Catalans.

The previous Catalan presidents Jordi Pujol and Artur Mas were accused of huge corruption by taking big fat brown envelopes for public works contracts. Pujol amassed millions in tax havens. Puig-de-cunt, the current leader, was brought into draw attention away from their past leaders dodgy dealings. The referendum bullshit is a useful distraction to avoid further investigations into the Catalan political heirachy’s dirty laundry and spending cuts they have had to make due their financial mismanagement of the region’s economy. It is much more convenient to blame the Spanish central government for ‘austerity’ and  cuts.  Sounds familiar….local authorities blaming central government.

The ordinary Catalan is being worked into an independence frenzy to further their political leaders power and wealth. Useful idiots being shepherded.

I detest the EU, however, this is not some David and Goliath battle of Spain being backed by the big bad EU versus the democracy supporting, ‘freedom fighting’ Catalans. The Catalans are solely nationalistic against Spain, they are cheap poundshop nationalists NOT true democratic nationalists. They represent all that is bad in the form of neo-liberal socialism. They could be respected if they chose to be truly independent and leave the EU – independence ‘a la’  Brexit. Yet, just like the Scots and wee Jimmy Krankie they want to desperately suck on the EU titties. The wee Krankie is watching the Catalan situation closely to have a go at ‘IndyRef mark II’.

Hypocritically, the Spanish Catalan leaders have no desire to re-unite with their Catalan brothers and sisters on the French side of the border. This is because the French Catalans are from the poorest region in France. So much for  culture, language and unity of their people – it is simply bollocks. It is about only money and hatred of the Spanish. The Catalan language is a cross between Spanish and French. The Catalans are arrogant, just like the French and use about the same amount of soap and water, the dirty cunts.

Since they continue to invite so many peacefuls to settle there, believing they can teach them Catalan and make them integrate, they are perfect EU stooges. In twenty years time, the small population of 7.5 million Catalans will lose their identity once the peaceful hordes increase in numbers. The peaceful extremist Salafist leaders living there have promised they will take over in time. The Catalan independence from Spain  – if granted – will be short lived, as peaceful integration has not worked in Sweden or Germany, so why will it work in Catalonia? The Catalans will end up having to learn Arabic, Urdu or some other scrawl, not the other way around. Handing out roses and sitting down in the street is not going to work with the Religion of Peace, it’s terrorists and their sympathisers. Then, with hindsight, remaining in Spain will have looked the better option than being known as the Caliphate of Catalonia.

They really are a bunch of cuckold, pussified, delusional cunts. Their symbol is the donkey, and they truly are donkeys led by donkeys. Fuck ’em up the arse with a big fat Catalan sausage.

Nominated by Mike Oxard.