Trendy Woke Parents and their Obsession with Social Meedjah
Fair to say there are plenty of things in this World which cause us old bastards to grumble and chunter. This growing band of cunts – (seen as harmless enough when trendsetters Geldof and Paula Yates just gave their daughters stupid names and a fondness for Class A substances – I wonder how that worked out?) – seem determined to ‘out-woke’ each other and deserve to be high on that list, as epitomised perfectly by some ditzy bitch called Busy Philipps, a soap opera actress in USA. (And although this a very American example, the unnatural and bizarre clamour amongst so-called ‘Influencers’ to divulge their most inner secrets – and those of others – is becoming more evident all over.)
The recent vogue for gender-neutral pronouns is another ‘on message’ load of shite which these twats feel they need to accept, rather than boot back down the little fuckers’ throats.
41 year old Busy (a cunt’s name, but might not be her fault) is mum to 12 year old Birdie Leigh (cunt name to give a kid) and 7 year old Cricket Pearl (for fuck’s sake).
Not satisfied with airing her own trivial, pointless life on a Podcast “Busy Phillips is doing her Best”, this stupid munter has now gone public to showcase and discuss the ambivalent sexuality of her own 12-year-old daughter.
In the same Fire and Brimstone country where the unwashed hordes are calling for the head of our beloved and noble Prince Andrex, just because of an alleged dalliance with a 17-year old blondie here in London, (where such behaviour is perfectly legal, by the way, although she probably shouldn’t have been in the nightclub), it is more than a little ironic that they happily promote beauty contests for little girls just out of nappies and seem to think it acceptable to use a child’s most personal and private ‘issues’ to pad out their vacuous Blogs.
I quote “ Busy explained that her eldest child had asked her to use they/them pronouns for them, and had come out as gay at the age of 10”.
“Hello Mum, I think I am a poof”.
“Hang on love, I better put that on Facebook and my Blog”
Well, just to show that I am as modern and as open-minded as the next man, I will gladly use the pronoun of preference in my message to little Birdie:
“You is obviously a pooftah,” (in fond memory of the late Windsor Davies) “and your Mother is one of them cunts”.
Nominated by: Gunner Sugden