I would like to nominate someone who is no stranger to the heady world of cun*dom, namely, James Corden. So synonymous with the C-word is this desperate and entitled attention whore that the new C-word is in fact ‘Corden’ (C*rd#n). Oozing sycophantic ass-lickery out of every sweat pore replete with barrel upon barrel of swollen-headed self-conceit, this OBE winning, insincere narcissist has long been rumbled by the British who could smell his BS from Andromeda, and has therefore gone down the well worn path of using his Britishness in America. A quick look at Tripadvisor’s reviews written by people who went to see the Late Late Show being filmed, will soon shatter any illusions Americans may yet harbour of his being really a likeable fat guy and leave you in no doubt that he is a colossally obsequious jackass whose talent is inversely proportional to the size of his ego.
Nominated by Greg
Have you got a Nectar card? Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! I havn’t got a Nectar card becuase I’m not a complete numpty cunt!
I don’t know how many shops do this Nectar card thing, as I don’t really ‘shop’ in chain stores but one place that does do it and has its staff following a script every time I use it is BP. Every single time I use any of their outlets around the country I get the dreaded question..
“Have you got a Nectar card?”
Arrrrrrrrgghhh. No! They just can’t help it! I’ve even asked them why they do it and they all say they’re told to, so it’s part of their job description! Its doing me head in Mick!
I’ve tried a badge saying “No, I don’t have a Nectar Card” but they don’t get it and still ask. Even when I’ve been in the same outlet multiple times in one week and denied owning a Nectar Card, they still ask me if I’ve got one!
Sometimes when they ask I just say ‘Yes’ and stand there like a cunt. They just stand there waiting for me to produce it. Fun for 15 seconds..
This cunting goes for the whole spy card / tracking card / store card bull that poeple buy into. These things are there for a purpose and that’s to extract maximum profits from the blind sheep that use them at every purchase to assist the corporate blood suckers in their data collection profit increasing programme.
Have I got a Nectar Card? Fuck off!
Nominated by CuntryCunt
The Lancet Psychiatry
What the fuck?
No I Hadn’t heard of it either but see below:
‘One in 13 young people in England and Wales experiences post-traumatic stress disorder by the age of 18, the first research of its kind suggests.
A study of more than 2,000 18-year-olds found nearly a third had experienced trauma in childhood.
And a quarter of these then developed PTSD, which can cause insomnia, flashbacks and feelings of isolation.
Researchers say, with many young people not receiving the support they need, the study should be a “wake-up call”.’
Does anyone smell horseshit? Self-interest? Jobs for the shrinks?
This profession is fucking useless at the best of times – psychos routinely con them, but the claim that 18 year olds have PTSD levels similar to military personnel who have actually been in harm’s way is plainly ludicrous.
An example given was a girl who had surgery as a 4 MONTH old and developed the disorder. Fuck me, who’d a thunk it?
The only surprise is that Brexit isn’t included in the causes.
I will leave the cunters to suggest what life scarring stresses these pampered children experience.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble
YVETTE COOPER M.P.
Sugartits is such an interfering, do-gooding preachy old cunt, is she not?
Last night she “took over” Caroline Spellman’s bill to prevent a no-deal Brexit, and the conniving little bitch won by just 4 votes – a very small margin, you might think, but I doubt she will demand it is re-run to see if anyone has changed their mind. So she is a hypocritical old cunt to go with it.
Silly Mrs Balls – she and hubby Ed could have been the Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers of the North – he’s at home, no doubt brushing up his Argentinian Tango or Foxtrot, while Sugartits joins forces with first Nick Boles, then Oliver Letwin, now Dame Caroline to scupper a democratic decision
Make her fuck off home to hubby – let them dance the night away, then when they go home she can give him a soapy tit wank, then id she’s a good girl he will let her ride him before they do “Yvette does doggy”.
She is a gold plated twat.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
This smug, biased, inflated windbag has just (14/3, 1350) declined to include an amendment, ruling out a second referendum, to tonight’s motion on extending Article 50 (if the EU will kindly allow us to do that at all)
Mark Francois, vice-chair of the European Research Group of Tory Brexiteers, said: “It had far more signatures than any other amendment on the order paper, and had three different parties supporting it.”
Senior Tory backbencher Sir Bernard Jenkin questioned if Mr Bercow’s personal views on Brexit had coloured his decision.
You bet it bloody did. He allowed a motion calling for a second referendum at the same time, the shameless partisan cunt. Who has never disguised his Remain partisanship, and is undoubtedly counting the days until a lucrative EU sinecure drops into his obese lap.
Another one for Traitor’s Gate, and I am sharpening a pike for his fat unethical head. Such a parcel of rogues in a nation, as our northern neighbours remarked when their own kingdom was sold by similar cunts.
I will detain you no longer. Bercow is a platinum, VIP-lounge cunt.
Nominated by Komodo