Naughty Boy Rappers


There ought to be in London, though there isn’t as yet, a radio station called Sadiq FM where lads of a certain ethnic make-up could get together to practice their *drill rap*.

Take a look at these charmers and consider just how many “incidents” like this one they have caused in the last couple of years – far more than under Livingstone and Johnson. Just as long as Citizen Khan has time for his daily fucktard “remainer” rap:

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

School Allocation System

State School place allocations

Access into primary and secondary state schools in the UK is decided on catchment areas, and proximity to the school (distance away, as the crow flies).

Not sure how many children fly to school, however most I know walk, cycle or are given a lift by road, which is usually considerably different to as the crow flies. But this is the system councils use. Because although perhaps not fair, it is the easiest.

What happens up and down the country is that families are simply moving into catchment areas which are close to good schools solely so they can get their children into these schools.

The definition of where a family lives is not whether they are a homeowner, but simply where they live. This includes being a tenant and renting a room/property. In the past it has also included families who have rented additional accommodation for 6 months or so in order they can show an address close to the school. To cheat the system.

The much bigger problem is if you have a family from Eastern Europe (for the sake of argument) who have just arrived in the UK, cannot speak the language and have rented a flat for six months (and that rented flat is 50m closer to the school than a family that have owned their house), then that school child will automatically be given priority over the house owner’s child.

Just over two years ago we had to go to appeal to get our son into his local school. We have owned our house for the last 25 years, and have paid council tax (Band E) for 25 years. My son was born locally, and of course is fluent in English (and Japanese). Both my daughters went to the local school. Every year, all children within catchment area were allocated a place. Until 2006.

This is due primarily to the huge amount of immigration (+48% increase of Eastern Europeans compared to the National average of +6% post EU referendum).

There are three grounds on which appeals can be successful:
The school’s admission arrangements do not comply with the law and if they did your child would have been offered a place
A mistake has been made with your child’s application and if it had been handled properly your child would have been offered a place
The refusal of a place was unreasonable, taking the admissions arrangements into account

Submitted our application in October 2015. Advised our son had not got in, was 10th in the queue and was allocated a very poorly performing school. Subsequently advised that the good school had added an extra class of 30, and that our son had moved up to 7th in the queue. Asked how that could be, advised by admissions that our son had still not got in because 27 new children had moved into the area.

The appeals process (a legal one) was long drawn out, and at the initial meeting (with approximately 190 appealing) there were many people who did not speak English, each requiring translators (provided for and the costs met by the council taxpayers) which meant not only were the cunts pushing it, it took fucking ages for the cunts to understand what was required, plus the fact that the locals were paying for their translators.

Of the 190 appeals, 4 were successful, of which we were one. I submitted an extremely comprehensive argument as to why our son should attend (we had to demonstrate that it would be a greater disadvantage to our son not going was greater than the schools disadvantage by having him). Thankfully we had a very nice panel who were a similar age to me, local people and very understanding of our situation), helped very much by the fact our son is excellent academically, plays county level sport and good at music. Without this he would have struggled. We were finally advised of this at the end of June 2016. Nearly 8 months after the initial application.

The main reason I (and suspect millions of others) voted for Brexit was because of the total injustice and unfairness of everything that is happening to British people, that this particular (and highly important) system is open to abuse by pretty much everyone (British and immigrants alike), and that many places are being taken up by immigrant families who have not waited years in line like the rest of us, have not paid a penny piece into the system, who cannot speak the language and who simply not be here.

Why not operate a first come, first served basis of allocation? Where a child’s name is added to the school list when they are born, and if still in the area at the time of going to the school, those who have waited in line and are still in the area get first choice. Seems fair to me.

But putting local people first? Will never happen, the EU (and others) would simply never permit it.

Apologies for the rant fellow cunters. Several years later it still makes me fucking furious just thinking about it, and that the same system is still fucking local people and their children’s futures.

Nominated by willie stroker



Who you might say? This shower of cunts are a pressure group(Naturism Action Group) who promote Naturism as a lifestyle choice. They’ve particularly pissed me off in the last week or so as they’ve hijacked my local paper’s letters/comments page to promote their cause. This is in response to the paper’s report of a naked man cycling in the area – most probably a stunt that they’ve arranged. I kid you not – I had to check it was not April 1st. Now I’ve no problem per se with Naturism – I couldn’t give a damn what they do in their own space and time. However, the way these fundamentalist fucktards go about it is frightening. With the fervour of religious zealots, you are not to oppose them and their mission is to convert you.
Many of the posters are outside the local area with several being national officers for the group. If you’re interested and you really want to see so many cunts (excuse pun) assembled in one place, go to The story is under “naturists defend naked cyclist” and is presently around item no. 19. Better still, if any of you “textiles” ( yes, that’s the name they give to you or me as non believers! ) wish to give any of them a good cunting, then feel free to register and do so. I’d love to flood the site as my comments have run their course. As these subversives have overrun the site, I’d love to do the same with opponents. Cunts (and pricks) everyone of them.

Nominated by Bluntspeakingcunt

Fray Bentos Meat Pies


Fray Bentos Meat Pies

Now a slimy dribble orf its former glory, this once iconic brand synonymous with the creation orf Empire, that fed Blighty and her forces through two world wars, lies unloved and rejected in supermarkets because the snowflake generation cannot work oit how to open the fucking tins. Now only old cunts like Yours Truly remember the succulent meatiness and rich gravy that rewarded the deft application orf a tin opener or a pocket knife in the interwar period. The company has passed through many hands in its history and weathered storms various such as typhoid and mould in its products and seems now to have positioned itself as the premium supplier to the dosser market. The meat option orf choice at the food bank.

So what awaits the crackhead who sacrifices a few fingers and manages to open the tin? Grey bits orf old cow floating in a shiny gelatinous mucous that tastes orf nothing but salt and the cheese between a dosser’s toes. No scrumptious pastry as orf yore, just a soggy lid floating on a tin bowl orf dubious filling.

Needless the Metros and the Millenials all thought briefly that the pies were cool and on trend but like all fads it’s soon fucked. What to do with a heritage industry now trading on “cheap” to make a profit? Pass it orn down to the poorest in society. They have no taste.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

Sex Education

As the government introduce a new level of sex education into schools where parents will not be able to opt out in the interests of diversity and inclusion I urge cunters to educate themselves about Alfred Kinsey the father of the sexual revolution.

Portrayed as a hero by the the media, Hollywood and the liberal left but if you do some digging on this entomologist I hope you’ll draw your own conclusions about his legacy and how this mans influence has now reached into the classrooms of western schools.

I hope admin will find this fit to post because this is a fucking nightmare.

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit