Congratulations to Jack who wins Dead Pool 149 by correctly predicting 1966 World cup striker Martin Peters would be next to pass away.Peters was 76 and had been suffering from Alzheimer’s for several years.
On to Deadpool 150
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to conk out.
2)You can pick up to 5 names each.It is first come first serve .You can always steal someone else’s names from a previous game like Black and White Cunt frequently does.
3)Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
4)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.
My Picks (Shaun):
Eddie Van Halen
I’d like to put the world to rights by cunting racist judges sending ethnic minorities to prison. Do you know roughly half the prison population is an ethnic minority? Racism! What other explanation can there be – are we really supposed to believe minorities commit more crimes!?
Just today a judge has sent 5 south asian men to prison for having sex with children without their consent. Racism!
They were creating cultural bonds between white English children and Pakistani men, sometimes this is how mixed-race families are started and young brides have even met their future husbands in similar scenarios. If it were white men raping these kids they would’ve got away with it probably because the system discriminates with its institutional racism. This over-representation of people of colour in the criminal justice system needs to be urgently addressed!
Nominated by ShaggawotZ
May I nominate cyclists for a two wheeled sans stabilisers cunting please?
Why in the name of fuckety fuck to you get these Lycra clad arsewipes not pay attention to the highway code. You don’t really need to be cycling three and four abreast on a single carriageway road.
Do you even reallise my piss is boiling when you are doing your Sunday morning Cunt/wank fest?
Ride in single file, if there is a cycle path may I make a suggestion?
USE THE FUCKING THING.!!!
The cuntcils spend thousands putting the fucking things in, it’s not rocket science
to use it now is it?
When you consider the roads have not been updated for years, but the traffic volume go’s from strength to strength. surely you must realise that an object weighing over a ton travelling at 30 mph plus is going to hurt when it makes contact?
F.F.S wise up before you fucking get hurt.
Nominated by CuntyMort