I’d like to nominate women talking about male suicide! Apparently this is one of the biggest killers in white men under 40? As a white middle aged working class male with very few options in life, I wholeheartedly understand why they do it. Don’t get me wrong I’m not attention seeking, but these days men don’t know what the fuck they are supposed to be or do. If you don’t talk about your problems you’re repressed, if you let it all out you’re weak? What the fuck! You say you don’t like kids, you’re a CUNT, say you like them you’re a paedo? If I hold a door open for a woman am I gonna be called patronising cos I can open my own door? But woe betide if I went for a meal with a woman and didn’t pay the whole fuckin bill! ?????? Then the bullshit about the man having to be the provider! I’ll swap any bitch, any day to go & work 60 hours a week with people you wouldn’t pay with the steam off your piss! & Then the fuckin ” oh you’re not ripped like one of them love Island cunts”. No sorry I’ve been doing 6 til 6 all week, I’ve had to come home and cook your tea and all the housework cos you’re such a FUCKIN ridiculous lazy land whale of a cunt! Fuckin shit cunts banging on about we should talk about why we are depressed. Simple: YOU, you FUCKIN CUNTS!
Nominated by Cuntosaurus
A nomination for Jonathan Van Ness. No I’d never heard of this fuckwit until just now. Anyway the story is this. Queer Eye star Jonathan Van Ness has said he identifies as nonbinary and “gender nonconforming”.
In a new interview with Out magazine, Jonathan described the gender binary as a “social construct” that, as he’s grown older, he doesn’t feel he fits into.
The 32-year-old explained: “It’s really cool! The older I get, the more I think that I’m nonbinary — I’m gender nonconforming. Like, some days I feel like a man, but then other days I feel like a woman.
Jonathan continued: “I just am either like gender-bendy or nonconform-y or nonbinary and somedays I feel like a boy and somedays I feel like a girl.”
The question though is this – Do you ever feel like the cunt which you undoubtedly are?
Nominated by Mystic Maven
Nominations are a cunt.
Don’t get me wrong some of them are very good, some witty and some remarkably long.
Down here in the cellars of ISAC a small group of (now very disturbed) individuals, spell check quantify and head your nominations.
Easy you say, well yes, I suppose it is, we search for a suitable photo to head your nominations in the correct format, find ourselves reading up on some bizarre subject or particularly unpleasant person and bobs your uncle, List it and as if by magic the nomination pops up at some point, but do you have any idea the horrors we have to see? Diana Abbot porn? Naked Corbyn ! this is just to mention a few, I am sure my firm has checked my browsing history but nobody from IT has the balls to phone me up and ask why I am googling this stuff, we at Admin put our mental health on the line to deliver your product, Please be nice to us.
Nominated by admin
Digital car radio, what a cunt.
The recent Benny mobile came furnished with a radio cassette player.
The car was purchased from the grounds of an old peoples home and judging by the log book its last owners from new had all been residents of the establishment and the car passed on as driving licences or owners expired.
Well tis quite a nice car apart from the stereo, which needed upgrading, perhaps a CD player?
Well being me (optimistic and poor) I decided to shop round for a new radio, in fact the first brand new car radio that I have ever purchased, I was surprised to find that these devices can pair with your phone and become a hands free set, an option that I did not choose was “remote control” this goes against my belief that its my car and you are not to touch anything on the dash board.
However I did go for the DAB option, this is digital radio of some sort, so once installed I decided to try it out, lot of strange stations out there and not all of them in range so fuck that, back to FM we go.
Or do we? This shit box seems to have a mind of its own, I select a station FM, it tolerates it for a bit then decides it will give me the better quality digital version.
This creates an annoying repeat of last phrase, lyric a sudden increase in clarity, but does not take into account that I am listening to FM for the reason the digital signal round here is shit so I will loose digital signal a little further down the road and it will have to reselect FM (probably at some breaking news point) in all truth its shit, just a perk that I wasn’t going to use on my nice brand new over glorified CD Player.
Nominated by lord benny
What about this pair of whinging cunts:
‘An engaged couple say their wedding plans have been scuppered by changes to next year’s early May bank holiday.
May Day is traditionally held on a Monday, but will be put back to Friday, 8 May in 2020 to accommodate the 75th anniversary of VE Day.’
Everything ruined 11 months in advance? For fucks sake get over yourselves. I know it is inconsiderate of the 75th anniversary of VE day to be May 8th but get a fucking life.
This shite made the BBC website. Surely there was a Brexit horror story to promote?
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble