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It is with regret that we announce that Prime Minister of the United Kingdom has been moved to intensive care.

Our thoughts and prayers are with him.

on lesser news, The dog is going to get a kicking for tipping a cup of tea over my lap top that has more or less crippled it in these trying times.

Fuck!

all the best Admin.

 

Be strong, be safe, and carry on cunting!

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Breaking News

 

Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been admitted to hospital for tests, 10 days after testing positive for chinky flu, Downing Street has said.

He was taken to a London hospital on Sunday evening with “persistent symptoms” – including a temperature.

It is said to be a “precautionary step” taken on the advice of his doctor.

The prime minister remains in charge of the government, but the foreign secretary is expected to chair a coronavirus meeting on Monday morning.

Mr Johnson is expected to stay overnight and is having what have been described as “routine tests”, according to BBC Political Editor Laura Kuenssberg.

In a statement, a Downing Street spokeswoman said: “On the advice of his doctor, the prime minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.

“This is a precautionary step, as the prime minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.”

In other news Scotland’s Chief medical officer Dr Catherine Calderwood has resigned from her post over her “Do as I say not as I do!” stance over the NHS guidelines ( wee Jimmy Crankie is heart broken)

Have a good evening and stay safe

Admin

cunt since 1066 is first in on this one so.

Catherine Calderwood

Who you ask? This pure cunt was Scotland’s Chief Medical Officer. Ten days ago she gave out the grave and serious advice that nobody, I repeat nobody, should make any unnecessary journeys. She said to the people of Scotland, in not so many words, ‘do not leave your house, your bothy, or your shitty Glasgow scheme to get even a can of Irn Bru or deep fried Mars Bar. We are all in this together’. Meanwhile, while the rest of the Jocks are following her words to the letter and genuinely putting up with lockdown hardship, Mrs Calderwood has travelled not once but twice to her second home in Fife.

Wee Jimmy Crankie has even tried to defend her saying she has important work to do, but Calderwood has since resigned. As always it’s one rule for you lot and another set of much nicer rules for us. Catherine Calderwood, what a complete cunt. I hope the locals in Fife burn down her second, I will say it again, second home..

KWEER LABOUR

As widely predicted (and why did they fuck about for more than three months?) Dame Kweer Starmer has been enthroned as the new queen of Labour:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/live/2020/apr/04/labour-leadership-election-winner-keir-starmer-long-bailey-nandy-and-jeremy-corbyns-successor-to-be-announced-at-1045am-live-news

So we have the hypocrisy for the next 5 years at least of having a millionaire lawyer lecturing us about politics. Starmer is a cunt, it goes without saying, but what makes him a ueber cunt is that he is said by the Guardian “newspaper” (arsewipe for lavatory roll free snowflakes) is that he is considering making racist, obese, daft as arseholes thick David Lammy a Shadow minister. So except Starmer to be “inclusive”.

IN other news poor Lisa, she of the fulsome knockers came third – and a very poor third behind the Wrong Dailey,

The one bit of good news is that as always Labour have elected a comedy Deputy leader – this time bucket mouth unmarried mother Angela Rayner. I am sure she will fill the spitton formerly used by Hattersley and Watson.

One more push comrades!

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