Theresa May (14)

The following is an EMERGENCY CUNTING request on behalf of the Prime Minister: Theresa May.

Following the dubiously “lawful” imprisonment of Tommy Robinson on the ridiculous charge of “Breach of the Peace” (or as I like to call it the “Protection of Peaceful Feelings”), the blanket ban on publicity, the refusal of the entire establishment to even acknowledge anything amiss (when 10’s of 1,000’s marched on Westminster in protest – again completely ignored by both the establishment and press apart from covering a couple of pissed up twats doing the cause no good whatsoever), and finally Robinson being moved to a high security prison in Leicester Arabia with a 70% “peaceful” population, in the main wing, for his easy non-“peaceful” (obviously) related dispatch, I am at a loss as to how badly this country has fallen and specifically a cunting for our ineffectual Prime Minister.

All she said was “strong and stable”.

And all we’ve gotten is weak and rickety!

Given all the above, this has to be the final straw from Appeaser May!

Absolute disgrace does not even come close! Hold your head in fucking shame you cunt!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt!

The American Left

Lefties in the US deserve a cunting. They’re currently going ape shit over a video that allegedly shows their President, Donald Trump (yes he is, you snowflake twats. It’s called, “democracy”), calling illegal immigrants “animals”. It’s true that he did use the word, ‘animals’, but he wasn’t referring to illegal immigrants. You see, as is common with lefties, they’re guilty of lying by omission, because they’re only showing the part of the video that they WANT you to see. What they DON’T want you to see, is the start of the video, which clearly shows President Trump being asked about the MS13 gang by a female reporter, who are apparently posing as illegal immigrants to get into the US. It is THEY who Trump is calling animals. They actually started in the US back in the 80’s, but have since spread in Canada and down south into Mexico and Central America, especially El Salvador.

It’s a sign of how increasingly demented and desperate US lefties are that they would try to con the US people in such a way, especially when the full video, which puts ‘The Donald’s’ comment into context. Now, I’m no fan of Donald Trump, I thinks he’s a nasty piece of shit, especially after the tactics he employed to try to force a Scottish land owner to sell him some of that land when he was building his golf resort up in Scotland. However, considering that the preferred choice of lefties is Hillary Clinton, a woman who makes Hitler look completely sane and rational by comparison, I have to say that American voters definitely chose the lesser of two evils when they voted for Trump.

And like Remainers here in the UK, there is literally nothing they won’t do to try to overturn the democratic will of the American people. Even now, Clinton is busy blaming everyone but herself for losing the election. Probably shouldn’t have called people whose votes you were courting “deplorables” Hillary. I’m surprised they haven’t tried to use the Remainer tactic of claiming that the vote was ‘only advisory’, but give it time. Like screaming whenever they hear someone say something they disagree with, it seems that lying is a genetic trait with lefties. It’s been about 18 months since the US election, and as with the more rabid Remainers, there are STILL lefties who absolutely refuse to accept that Donald Trump won the election.

If they really do want Trump out of office, then instead of constantly throwing shit at him, like angry chimps, they should focus on finding a Democratic candidate that the American electorate would vote for, rather than rigging primaries to make a woman that most Americans despise their candidate. Kind of removes your right to call yourselves the Democratic Party when you do that. Because that’s not how democracy works. Of course, that’s the logical thing to do, and as we all know, lefties are incapable of logic. Which means that when Trump is up for re-election in 2020, they’ll either shove Clinton back into the ring, or present another, equally unlikeable candidate. Like Michelle Obama, who recently declared herself to be the ‘Forever’ First Lady. No love, you’re just another arrogant left wing prick.

Nominated by our star reporter QDM

 

SKY TV

Sky TV is a cunt, utterly ridiculous monthly packages for only £49.99 or £63.99 or £74.99, tailored packages to suit your choices, apparently.

Get to fucking fuck. What a comprehensive pile of cunt these cunts are.

Excited, deep voiced over trailers showing some cunt called Pablo the overpaid cunt scoring some ridiculous one off 30 yard goal then running to the crowd making a love heart shape with its hands as if this is what happens every time you tune in.

Really, try watching West Ham v Everton, but hey, the Premier League is the ‘best league in the world’, apparently. Well that’s what Linekunt and his shameless cabal would have you believe, I wonder if that’s got anything to do with being paid £1.75m a year to promote it when Al-BBCeer gets the Saturday night scraps?

Anyway I digress.

Sky have a new ‘buddy cop’ show out called Bulletproof.

The stars of the show are 2 Black plain clothed cunts called Starskey and Hutch, oh hang on no there not I think they may be called ‘despite prejudice’ and ‘institutionally racist’ but I could be wrong there.

Anyway these all action cunts pound the beat in London’s East End fighting crime and doing a bit of man love as an aside.

Positive black Male role models are the only reason ‘Bulletproof’ was commissioned.

It’s a pile of cunt, if it were a fly on the wall documentary there’d be fuck all time for man love scenes as Starskey (played by Noel Clark) would be too busy chasing Huggy Bear (played by just about any cunt you care to think of) and Hutch would be too busy filling out a Stop and Search receipt to justify stopping a machete waving mad man that’s just torched a Primary School.

If you happen to come across this shite you can be forgiven for Thinking you’ve climbed into a wardrobe and alighted in Narnia.

Nominated by, CuntyMcCuntface.

 

Remoaners

Speaking of remainers. A number of them, who are clearly unemployed, are staging a 36 hour protest outside Parliament. Just when you thought you weren’t sick enough of these democracy hating pricks, they go and plummet to an even lower, more pathetic level of tediousness. Happily though, it was briefly enlivened by Tory MP and Brexiteer Andrea Jenkyns marching through their unwashed ranks, meeting their chants of “Stop Brexit” with her own chant of “GO BREXIT”! I would loved to have seen their faces.

Seriously though, I’m now past feeling anger and hatred towards remainers, and am now at the stage where I’m thoroughly fucking bored by their antics. I’m not even surprised by them anymore. There is literally nothing these inbred fuckwits won’t do to show us how terrified they are of the UK once again being a sovereign nation. And they are terrified. We’ve had two years of this shit, and there’s still no sign of the dumb fuckers calling it quits. If they put as much energy and enthusiasm into fighting more important things, such as war, poverty, hunger, crime and corruption as they do into fighting the democratically expressed will of the majority, the world would be a much better place.

I’m so bored with this retards, that I’m now officially calling for a National No Remain Protesting/Whingeing/Fuckery Day. That’s all I want. One, single, solitary day, where NOBODY from the remain camp complains about, or tries to sabotage Brexit. Is that too much to ask from these cunts?

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Brexit rebels

Soubry and Grieve. Ken Clarke, Lord fucking Hailsham who have faces like a baboons arse, Lady Mandy, and his bum chums, The EU *officials* and Blair who think they are *important*, and who seem to think their arseholes are perfume factories.

But today, especially the Conservative motherfuckers – who are quite prepared to force an election to ensure Catweazle gets into No 10, simply because they are still truculent at losing ministerial status, Pompous demented old Heseltine (who the EU help underwrite his fucking arboreum, thanks to the grants) Dommie duckie and that frustrated old cow Soubry in particular are more interested in revenge than obeying the country’s wishes. Heseltine lost any *power* he had decades ago.

These treacherous bastards would rather have a Steptoe government because they feel they are not being given *a say*. The cunts have had far too much of a say, not just about the EU but everything else they know fuck all about . When the brainless EU officials try their blackmail (about defence for example, though they need us more than we need them), if pansy Labour MPs in particular, really are frightend by their stupid threats, then they shouldn’t be MPs, they should be womens hairdressers or henpecked house husbands.

I can only say again, had the remainers got a 52% share of the vote, the self important little cunts wouldn’t have been demanding a second referendum. Hopefully the motherfucking Labour cunts will split three ways like they did last week. Silly cunts don’t know if they are coming or going, and few really know what they want. I suppose the remaining Blairite arselickers are hoping their hero finally becomes EU head honcho, so they can all rejoin the gravy train, and at the same time piss off Corbyn. They are pathetic. It’s the fucking Tories who want to rush to buy tickets for the Titanic. They know what the result will be but they will still have their fucking sense of entitlement that they expect they will be re-elected. Lets hope UKIP give them a good fucking at the election.

As somebody on here said the other day, this country is finished.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs