Gordon Brown (16)

Let’s hear it for a – not so much Golden – (more turd brown) oldie, Gordon Brown, the jock with little support, who was one of our worst, though thankfully shortest reigning Prime ministers,who since retirement has reinvented himself into some sort of seedy elder statesman (the sort who stinks of piss and carries a bag of Wurthers Originals round in his dirty mac).

Wee Broon has decided to hold forth on the Coronavirus, and the response to it:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/mar/13/coronavirus-crisis-leaders-failing-gordon-brown

Our leaders are failing us – according to the man who sold our gold reserves at a giveaway price, and was such a fucking coward he sneaked in at the end of an EU meeting, hoping nobody would see him, to sign away more of our independence. Despite that he continues to be a self-righteous, self important, pious, smug crafty old cunt.

Blair’s fuck buddy was a useless PM and an even worse commentator on life today, and he wouldn’t be missed if he decided to fall into the arms of the Loch Ness Monster.

Broon – shut the McFuck up.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

China (3)

Chinese pollution levels before the virus and now

Seeing as the entire world is now approaching the zombie apocalypse due to our eastern friends’ culinary habits, I think folk are justified in their anger towards the Chinese. Yes, not every person in China, but the cunts that help perpetuate global pandemics by creating a demand for these ‘wet markets’. This one has been on the cards for a while, but the fuckers just carried on regardless.

However, the likes of the BBC are complaining about Trump and others calling it ‘Chinese flu’ or ‘Wuhan flu’ or other variants that ‘stigmatise’ China. The WHO and some politicians have been at it to.

Well guess what you woke cunts? Most people are now praying that they’ll keep their jobs. My job is on the line now. I can afford to be paid for another 2 months but then it’ll be up in the air. Was about to move home and buy a new car. All up in shit now. My sister was told she’ll have to go part time now. She has a 2 year old daughter and has a mortgage with her other half, whose job is also at risk now.

Add to that, everyone worrying about older or at risk relatives and having to isolate them. And of course, the difficulties in getting shopping done and these cunts are more interested in policing the sounds that come out of our heads?

Fuck right off! As if we can be bothered with your woke shit right now?

This disease came from Wuhan, China. Due to filthy habits. And it’s the umpteenth virus to come out of the same country for the same reasons.

And have you noticed how the BBC et al never question the figures out of China? Are we supposed to believe that Italy will end up with more cases than China? Really? Like those fuckers running China wouldn’t lie to the world, would they?

No, I call bollocks on that.

But it would be nice if we could all just call it ‘Chinese flu’. When this shit is over, it would be nice if the rest of the world told the Chinese to pay up or be alienated. Stop trading with the cunts and close borders to them. Deport any of them too if China refuses to pay up.

Sure, economies will take a hit by not dealing with China, but look at the hit we’re all taking right now.

About time the woketards got their priorities in order. Because now is not the time for these cunts to tell us what we should and shouldn’t say about this crisis.

Nominated by Cuntybollocks

The Chinese communist party are the biggest cunts on earth. These fuckers new about the wuhan virus back in December and murdered “wistleblowers” to “save face’ . They are the same as the German national socialist workers party and should be faced down by the rest of the world as such. We should stand with Hong Kong and Taiwan. We should divorce our economy from them. Fuck China. Stay strong, look after the old and teach the mong millenials freedom is never free. Thank you for you attention. End of message…….

Nominated by Smug cunt

Tim Martin


Wetherspoons boss, Tim Martin, reckons that shutting pubs in the current crisis is ‘over the top’. Martin told Sky: ‘Supermarkets are very, very crowded. Pubs are much less crowded. There’s hardly been any transmission of the virus within pubs and I think it’s over the top to shut them.”

Well, Tim, I think you’re a cunt. The Chief Medical Officer has said that pubs are a breeding ground for the virus, bit you reckon there’s more danger to be found at the supermarket. Well people have to eat. They don’t have to swill beer.

Martin also said that he would take the opportunity to catch the coronavirus under the right conditions, adding: ‘If someone offered me the opportunity now to have it under supervised conditions, I think I’d probably take it because your chances are very, very good.’

During the Brexit debate, I read a lot of his stuff and even heard him speak at a Brexit Party rally and he was talking a lot of sense. Now he’s talking utter bollocks. So I hope that he gets his wish and catches the virus. Perhaps that might make him take it just a little more seriously.

Nominated by Dioclese

Test Kit Scammers


COVID-19 scammers are the current scum of the earth. There are reports of these cunts conning people into buying non-existent or totally useless self-testing kits.

Don’t fall for it. Don’t buy anything online. My only hope is that these cunts catch it and die in agony, perhaps by being force fed Chinese bat stew.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

Sport Relief (3)

Sport Relief (on yesterday), another charity fundraising thing showing the same sort of stupid videos of starving africans due to the fact that 50 percent of the money raised goes over there.

The ‘celebrities’ involved, most of who dont qualify for that word, actually are paid to be there. And we just had an update about a starving abandoned nepal kid called ‘Seed’ (stupid name) who was found a few years ago. Quite obvious this probably isnt the same kid but looks a little similar. Just another attempt to take more money that we dont have, and send it to people who dont get it.

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror