Smug fucker. Occasionally amusing but never funny. His versions of Sergeant Bilko and Inspector Clouseau were pathetic. No thanks and non merci, respectively.
Still he doesn´t seem to be a woke. Or am I wrong?
Having said that, I did like the part in “L.A. Story” where he got involved with the bimbette Sarah Jessica Parker who was quite sexy before she became a frightening skeleton in “Sex in the City”.
She´s on my list for a future nom unless anyone has already lined her up.
Nominated by: Mr Polly
I’ve never understood Martin’s appeal.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PFi8NOqgRus
Was he ever funny?
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I love Steve Martin you cunts!!
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“steve,steve, why aren’t you funny anymore?”
Dennis Pennis.
Steve Martin made me cringe by trying to resurrect Inspector Closeau.
Peter Sellers was Closeau,
It cant be bettered.
Some things are that unique to someone that you must leave them alone.
He made a twat of himself,
What was he thinking?
Dont know much about Steve Martin but know his Pink Panther films should be stricken from history.
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I’m sure many an actor is guilty of being in an absolute turkey. Steve Martin’s was The Pink Panther. That remake of The Ladykillers with Tom Hanks was an absolute shower.
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I liked Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid.
But that was only because of the magnificent Rachel Ward.
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The delicious Miss Ward here,
https://www.pulpinternational.com/images/postimg/learning_to_die_02.jpg
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That was alright but she was stupendous.
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Norman you cunt that picture gave me a rager.
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He was mildley amusing for a while in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
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Decent as the straight man in “Trains Planes and Automobiles” but his other films have been as funny as sucking the grime from Jess Phillips’ underwear!
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Oh yeah, forgot about that,
Mmm, love that film,
Hes off the hook for me,
Its what John Candy (RIP) would want.
Absolved and free to go.
No further charges.
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There are some horrible rumours flying around that it’s being remade, with Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. If that happens, I’m going over to Los Angeles and blowing up the Hollywood sign.
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You can draw a line from about 1991 onwards when he began making watered-down, safe family entertainment crap. Anyhow, the Clouseau of the 70s was overrated anyway. I saw one a few years ago and found it agonisingly slow and painfully unfunny. I couldn’t watch Bilko because the original series was so well-written.
All Of Me, The Man With Two Brains, The Jerk, Planes, Trains & Automobiles, Three Amigos are all ace.
Jerk: “You’re a great dog! I’m going to call you…Lifesaver!
Chinaman: Hey Mister, don’t call him Rifesaver…
Jerk: No?
Chinaman: Call him…Shit-head.
Jerk: Yeah, come on Shit-head!
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Agree about The Jerk, Captain. A brilliant film. Is it banned or cancelled yet?
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Surely it’s banned, Twenty. There’s a black family that aren’t portrayed as lawyers, accountants, CEOs, etc. and Steve Martin believes he’s a poor, black kid from Missouri.
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He doubled up well with John Candy in Trains Planes and Automobiles.
Apart from that, his only other greatest living achievement to date is ending up at ISAC on the highly coveted Saturday night slot.
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As well as The Jerk, I liked Roxanne. Not entirely sure why, as I usually hate romantic comedies. Daryl Hannah was great, Martin was great, it just worked. Perhaps it was because I saw it before becoming a totally bitter and cynical cunt.
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The typical American Cheeseball.
Bland and insipid.
However Planes Trains and Automobiles is a treat.
But that’s down to John Candy mostly.
No doubt old Steve doesn’t give a fuck.
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I can’t stand this Labour cunt. He was shit when he was chancellor of the Exchequer and when Blair made him secretary for work and pensions in 1998 that was the last fucking straw for me……
I was glad when he finally quit as an MP in 2015, but I was disgusted to find out about how low this turd had stooped, by duping us all for so long by leading a double life as a beat up, 2nd rate Yank comedian….
Have you no shame for fooling us all these years Alistair Darling you utter CUNT? !
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Alistair Darling was one of the few Labour politicians I quite liked. Particularly as he got up Gorgon Brown’s nose, recognising him for the pompous, arrogant cunt that he was, and still is.
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Yeah but Alistair let himself down doing the Inspector Clueseau pink panther remake movies though.
Mind you I thought he played a good role in planes, trains and automobiles alongside John Candy before he became an MP.
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As long as he doesn’t turn up on ISAC, develop a nauseating obsession with another poster and continue to try and turn this site into his/her own blog/mumsnet chatroom, then that’ll be okay….
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Americans have this really unfunny thing called SNL. Saturday night live. Americans are not funny. English used to be funny. Were not funny any more.taking the piss was English humour, in other words the antidote to woke. The antidote to the BBC. Its still here just not on any MSM. This is the reason were all here.
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Punching down is the very essence of humour. Punching up is not funny. Ever . Its boring happy clappy bollox.
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I liked his early comedies, Man With Two Brains, All of Me and the like. After that he became a fully paid-up Khazarian Khunt child rapist blood-drinking sacrificer.
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I remember the cunt “cat juggling “ in The Jerk. Hehe.
Otherwise he can fuck off.
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Early films were the best. The Jerk with Bernadette Peters was great. God, she was a soapy tit wank in her day!
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Earn more sessions by sleeving!
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Wasn’t he the fekker that when his ‘funny man’ movie career finished took to advertising ‘Red Rock Cider’ back in the early 90s?
It’s not red and there’s no rocks in it….
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Martin got paid something like $35 million for that Pink Panther movie, which is insane. That was one of the biggest paydays in recent history for a truly awful and unnecessary remake. He’s hardly an A-lister like Brad Pitt.
He’s a very pretentious guy in real life. Not really a cunt though.
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But that isn’t really saying much cause Brad Pitt himself is a massive cunt remember when he married Angelina Jolie? and said they wouldn’t officially marry until gay marriage was legalised in all 51 states? lol then got divorced like a pathetic bitch
The only film I liked Pitt in is 12 monkeys played a good role in that. One of Bruce Willis better films too before he turned into a massive bellend
In agreement about Pink Panther remake tho doesn’t come close to Sellers original I haven’t ventured past 20 minutes of it it was such jank unfunny shit
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I liked him in The Spanish Prisoner, playing a ruthless criminal cunt. Bit of a departure for him and I thought he did it well.
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He was good in the Jerk, and Roxanne, but that’s it for me. Not sure he’s a cunt though.
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Surprised no one mentioned The Man with Two brains?! I thought I’d give it a mention before this cunting gets buried. Kathleen turner looked easy on the eyes in it… Don’t except the funniest film ever You’ll get a few laughs but its more of a tribute to old chessy sci-fi flicks
Its a black comedy its sort of similar to dead men don’t wear plaid not surprising considering they were filmed a year apart with longtime collaborator director and friend Carl Reiner
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