Ian Wright

After much prevarication I must declare Ian Wright a complete cunt.

A fantastic player, a favourite of mine in fact. But I cannot stand his constant banging on about alleged online abuse of players and now wimminz pundits.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56074842

Apparently he’s “embarrassed” by comments made about wimminz pundits like Alex Scott and claims that they are so well prepared for matches that he has had to “up his game”.

Fuck me! Are you seriously telling me that they are so informed on matters tactical and technical that you feel inadequate? If that’s the case, then you can’t have been putting much effort in for your annual three figure sum courtesy of the licence payer. Or is this just an example of your usual woke, lefty beeb inspired bullshit?

Apologies to Arsenal fans out there, but Wrighty has clearly been spending too much time with that other well known respecter of women, Gary Linekunt.

Fuck off you spear chucking, knuckle dragging cunt!

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgommery

57 thoughts on “Ian Wright

  1. Wrighty has let down every player and fan of his generation by capitulating the Femstapo. He played the game at the highest level and is a Gooners legend. Yet he claims some daft babbling women who couldn’t boil a fucking egg know the game better than he does?!! One expects such woke shite from the likes of Linekunt and Garth Crooks. But Wright? Can you imagine Gazza or Psycho saying such a thing?

    These fucking uppity wimmin have hijacked and tainted the game enough. And ex-pros and pussywhipped cunts like Wright giving them the keys to the kingdom only makes things worse.

    Give me the days of Brian Moore, with Cloughie, Big Mal and The Doc (RIP) as pundits.

      • She’d start babbling and he’d interject with, “Now, excuse me young lady, but if you remember what I said, and you should never forget anything I say, u quite clearly said ‘two sugars please.’ Can’t get the staff these days, Brian.”

  2. I quite like Alex Scott but she will be a woke as fuck before too long, Carney is a shit commentator like Sue Smith but even they are better than fucking Micah Richards.
    All these pundits are a waste of money, ‘get the ball out wide’, ‘between the lines’, ‘the two centre backs are too far apart’, ‘running with the ball’, ‘get the ball in early’, ‘playing with a high line’ , ‘closing down’.
    That just about covers it, now where is my nice fat fee, I think Ian Wright needs to up his game or I will be in there 😂

  3. Wrighty hasn’t the balls to speak his mind for fear of being cancelled on social media, and booted out as a football pundit along with a 6 figure salary and loads of freebies.

    He’s got fuck all else to offer. Never been a manager or coach since retiring. So all he’s got is punditry and conforming to all things woke. And being black just gives him an extra advantage.

    Cunt

    • “extra advantage”, Techno? Where have you been?

      The dark keys are a repressed under class. They have no stature, no platform, no means to raise themselves up, no hope and no future. The racist white man keeps it that way so the dark keys can never get any representation in sport, politics, movies, music, business, etc.

      Oh wait….

  4. I don’t watch football on tv anymore but the odd time that I have heard female commentators I have been overcome with an urge to turn the radio or tv off; the voices are too screechy.

  5. Wimmin should not be allowed to do commentary or punditry on top level professional association football. No matter how much they big themselves up and gob off, they have not played at the highest level, for the biggest clubs, in the biggest tournaments. And shitty wimmins football and wimmins world cups do not count. Yet we get some arrogant bint saying that she ‘knows what it’s like playing in a World Cup Final’. Utter crap and deluded bollocks..

    I wait for the day when one of these tarts is put on the same pundits panel as Roy Keane.

  6. Alex Scott – Minor Cunt.
    Eni Aluko – Bigger Cunt.
    Gabbing Logan – Massive Cunt.
    Jacqui Oatley – Intecrontinental Surface To Air Thermonuclear Cunt.

    Hayley McQueen is OK though. Fit as fuck and all. Sad to hear about her old man getting dementia. Big Gordon was a top player.

    • I don’t mind Alex Scott. Her only real problem is that she’s a bit dull personality wise but it ain’t her fault. Certainly prefer the likes of Savage and Sutton though.

  7. Talking about slagging women off, you seen the fucking vile slag that Linecunt’s brother is shagging….

    • I remember Richard would sit in on the fashion segment on This Morning. Side looks from Judy. He didn’t know what he was talking about.
      He just shouldn’t have been there.
      How I feel about women football commentators.

  8. Punditry and commentary are public jobs. Criticism comes with the territory and, yes, some of it will unfortunately be unsavoury. If some pundits and commentators can’t handle it then they shouldn’t have chosen to do those jobs.

  9. Overrated as a player, overrated as a “personality”, overrated as a commentator. Not employed due to any of these reasons.

  10. Pity they weren’t around some years back just for the commentary.
    “And it looks like Giggs has come round the back, and there’s Seaman all over the place.”
    No other reason. I still enjoy the odd game but always watch it either without commentary or in Danish or summat. Their achievements are shown along the bottom. Jane Bloggs winner of 385,000 caps for England. Never fucking heard of you love, is that kettle boiling yet?

  11. I would have thought that it was up to the viewing public to validate a pundit.
    If Ian Wright has to tell people how good a particular person is in their role, then clearly they are not.

    • None of this vulgarity in horse racing then Fiddler? In fact, can the dark key even ride a horse? I have seen The Guns of Fort Petticoat and Custer of the West and don’t remember any bro’s in the United States Cavalry.

      • Horses are frightened of Sooties,LL. There is a theory ( my own,as it happens) that the fear comes from when horses were wild… monkeys hid up trees,jumped down onto the horses backs as they grazed and attacked them. To a horse ( and to me,of course),monkeys and Sooties are the same thing…vicious,evil creatures.
        It’s a bred-in fear and who can blame the poor horses?….I actually proved this theory to be correct by hiring a gorilla costume and climbing up a tree at roadside before leaping out shouting “BOOGA, FRIED CHIGGUN,BOOGA” as the local pony club rode past…the horses were fucking terrified…as were the riders although I suspect that was due to “da white wimmins'” natural,and understandable, fear of Tarry-Toots for different reasons to the horses….
        You’ll never see a dark-key swimmer or a dark-key rider…FACT.

      • The difference between a horse and a dark-key is, if you tie your horse to a tree it won’t keep you awake all night singing Ol’ man river.

      • I believe we have discovered the natural successor to that old fool Attenborough on Life On Earth.

  12. OT but has anybody had trouble getting here recently? I have, just now, accessed the site for the first time in about a week.

      • Mogs, I think they’ve been moving the server, old chap. There was a warning several days ago. All seems well now

        Oh, Ian Wright is a cunt. A typical big game shitter and garrulous, Gooner gobshite.

      • Thanks for that. I’d been trying to access several times a day at random but came to the sad conclusion that the site had simply been shut down. Ever so pleased to see it back, although I discovered that I spend an excessive amount of each day here.

  13. (True) Euro-qualifier scoreline from last night……

    Italy Wimminz 12 Israel Wimminz 0

    Can anybody take this shite seriously?!

    As for ‘Wrighty’ , this ‘England fan in the studio’ is the chief beneficiary of the ABBC diversity drive. He’s only on the payroll for being blëck and has a long CV of tosspot telly on kids shows; reality; anything where banter is preferred to serious analysis. Footballs equivalent of Graeme Swann. Both utter cunts

  14. Booting a ball about is boring. The culture behind footie is interesting especially the tribalism and fighting. Men going to a game in the snow to watch a team get beaten 5-0 is an entirely mental mens thing. Its basically train spotting . Women have no place in the thing. They dont understand tribalism or obsessive stamp collecting. They also cannot play the boring game. Mud or jelly wrestling is much more their style.

  15. Just another Shit In His Pants waffling lefty sports twat.
    Pundit? Fucking Arse Bandit.
    Fuck Off and have a good cry in a cupboard.

  16. Wright was a good striker but not in the same sphere as Shearer or Lineker and not in the same universe as Greaves or Kane.

    And yes I am a spurs fan. And no I do not like Mourinho. His tactics, such as they are, are out of date.

    Back to Wrighty, he is being PC with his support for female analysts. It is like amateurs passing judgement on professionals. You don’t have to an ex-pro to be a commentator – hence Brian Moore, Barry Davies etc but to offer real-time analysis you do.

    Just this morning on BBC1 an uncultured voice told us that such and such a programme was on at “Sevin firtee fave” tonight.

    Now I don’t expect continuity announcers to wear dinner suits and talk like Noel Coward any more but boy are we being dumbed down.

  17. Just protecting his pay packet.

    He was always on the TV once upon a time. Even had his own Saturday night TV show. But he was shite and was soon sent to pasture.

    But with the rise of woke shite and n1gn0g worship, he was wheeled out again.

    Like others have mentioned, he has no skills to offer as he isn’t a coach/manager.

    The guy is knocking 60 and knows that if he tows the line, he’ll be alright, Jack. He doesn’t want to fuck this cushy little earner up.

    Well maybe not. A lot of people have lost interest in footy recently for obvious reasons.

    Funnily enough, the best pundit I’ve seen in recent times was when Rafa Benitez was once brought on to Sky for a game. He really surprised me. Brilliant tactical analysis, spoke his mind and was very frank about players and clubs. Still, he’s not called ‘Deshawn Adebola’ or ‘Kate Kickaball’ so he’s never been asked back, of course.

    • I remember that fucking chat show. A cardboard cutout would have offered more personality than Wrighty.

  18. Ian Wright was a top player for Arsenal and scored some cracking goals.
    Nothing more than average at international level.
    Since his retirement, this virtue signalling cunt has lived off the privelige of his skin colour.
    He cries like a baby at the slightest hint of what he (selectively) sees as social injustice. (racism sexism yawn) playing the eternal victim while St Gary patronises him by feeling his “pain” of being abused with hurty words or the many many injustices faced by black players!!! (Pain? Oh please fuck off Ian, go and work long hours for minimum wage you out of touch soft cunt)
    His tactical nous and knowledge of the game is generally shite so no wonder he’s intimidated by a woman who maybe knows a thing or two about football.
    Most importantly of all, the cunt can’t fucking speak English properly yet has a job for life at the Beeb because of his skin colour.

    • Job for life in the media due to skin colour privelige, inability to speak English properly, no real insight of the game to offer the viewer.
      Add Rio Ferdinand to the list an all.

  19. Ian ‘I fink’ Wright. Another one on the BBC gravy train. He is as thick as a whale omelette. Always remember this dirty bastard when Sheffield United played at Arsenal, gobbed at one of our players. Plus he looks like a cross between Harry Potter and Dangermouse with those rounds bins that he wears. The cunt.

  20. Fucking Gooner Monkey. He pinned his colours (pun intended) to the mast, very early on.
    As a Race card player, he is the Lionel Messi of his generation👎
    His son is one fugly bleak cunt-presumably Wright’s bread with a female gorilla🤔

    • “Bleak” not bleak.
      “Wrighty’s bred”

      Fuck you Bill Gates and your micro aggression effecting my fucking phone💩

      • Shaun Wright Philips was seen as Man City legend by their fans. Well, that shows how shite they were and how low standards had dropped since the days of Lee, Bell (RIP) and Summerbee.

        They have, of course, now re-emerged as the Gorton Globetrotters and have bought ‘legends’/mercenaries by the shitload.

      • Where does Joey Barton rank in the ‘legend’ stakes? Cigar eye stub at a party while dressed as Jimmy Savile among the highlights.

  21. Wright has always been a cunt. My image of him is kneeing goalie Steve Ogrizovic in the face, breaking his nose. He’s a cowardly thug that would piss his pants if you put him in a headlock for mouthing off at you. He can barely put a intelligible sentence together regardless of the subject, never mind football which he has no real grasp of like many strikers. Another BBC gimp who gets our money for nothing. CUNT.

    • The gimp cunt won’t be getting any of my money. The BB fucking C can stick their licence up his black hole.

  22. Why do we need commentators (of either gender) to talk about a bunch of poofy overpaid men kicking a fucking ball around? It’s not rocket science.
    I also worry about people who feel the need to retain such useless pieces of information like what cunt scored the deciding goal ,at what precise minute in the quarter final match between Scunthorpe United and Middlesborough in October 1957 .

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