Lana Del Rey (3)

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Lana Del Rey is a cunt.

One of Mrs Norman’s friends (a total pain in the arse, truth be told) sent us this video at Christmas. It was Lana Del Twat ‘singing’ and excruciating version of Silent Night.

Now, this was bad enough. But the pretentious bitch says on the video that she ‘doesn’t do Christmas songs’, but then the daft tart does exactly that. Mediocre at best, absolute shite at worst.

What annoys me about this cunt is she is so up herself and she cracks on she is a ‘serious’ artist and an ‘edgy’ type. When she is as corporate and as commercial as Miley Cyrus, Ariana Cunt and Billie Dogfish. Even her stage name is crap. Lana Del Rey? It sounds like one of the towns on Lex Luthor’s map for his new California in the Superman film.

She makes out she is like Nancy Sinatra with Lee Hazelwood. When she is more like an Alanis Morrisette for the millennial generation. Fucking awful.

Epilogue: Mrs N’s mate was being smug, saying that ‘Lana’ doesn’t twerk or take her clothes off’. To which I replied,’No, she does rape videos instead’. Millie Tant then raced to the surface, but it was worth it. One – Nil.

Nominated by: Norman 

44 thoughts on “Lana Del Rey (3)”

  2. Knew this was yours Norman.
    Only know of her through you mentioning her before.
    Not a bad looking girl is she?
    Mexican? Latino?
    Sorry! ..Latino X
    Think the daughter might know her music but im happily oblivious!
    Got a Ennio Morricone CD in van thats as near as I get!
    2 mules for sister Sara.👍👍

      • Is she a latina? I thought she was white?! Wanna hear something funny for the last 4 years I have been calling her Lana Del Ray and my music folder of her songs I put under is titled that too

        I must subconsciously do that or something. Until she identifys as a proud taco American I refuse to change it til then

    • Ennio Morricone was a legend MNC.

      He only died recently and I regret never getting to hear a live show.
      Good the Bad & the Ugly and Once upon a time in the West.
      Fantastic stuff.

      • Agreed Herman!
        Yes, id of liked to of seen a live show too.
        A talented man.👍👍

      • Saw Once upon a Time in the West last month pretty good film I’m not sure if Ennio did soundtrack for it but wouldn’t be surprised as Sergio Leone frequently collaborated together especially his spaghetti westerns

        I liked to listen to the full film soundtrack the movie only plays maybe half of it

  3. Funny Nom Norman her hypocrisy is the same of far too many younger artists singers cunts.

      • A harder horn than a dead Pope that someone had taken the trouble to pluck the fucking hair from his nostrils.

      • Oh the mammaries, Gutstick. John Paul lying in state, on that catafalque, in those robes. It didn’t half give me the fucking horn, that. I couldn’t prevent myself… you know… having a wank immediately… cos he looked so fucking vulnerable, you know?

  5. She’s actually called Elizabeth Grant and is from rich parents New York stock. The stage name is some sort of attempt at being like Tammy Wynette, Loretta Lynn or Wanda Jackson. Like her fellow Noo Yoik rich kid, Ladyboy Gaga, ‘Del Rey’ is as manufactured and up herself as they come. She’s about as Country & Western as any cunt from New York is and making a single and video with those corporate puppet cunts Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande shows where she is really at.

    I also hate how she is the current feminists’ favourite and how the fuckers totally overlook her previous antics. Classic double standards from these cunts, which we now come to below.

    And the ridiculous rape video she took part in? Not a music video and not an acting role. Just done as piece of pretentious ‘art’ and self indulgent shite. Had a man done that – any white man, that is – he’d have been crucified. She’s a cunt.

    • Apparently that piss poor Alice Cooper rip off, Marilyn Manson was involved somehow in ‘Lana’s’ rape video. He isn’t in it, so fuck knows what he has to do with it. He probably funded the shit.

      But, needless to say, the Millie Tant cunts all blamed that nasty man Marliyn Manson for getting Lickle Lana into such a mess. Which is bollocks. The slag knew what she was doing and why she was doing it. Publicity and controversy, simple as that.

  6. The only other worse stage names in rock are Bonio, the ‘Edge’, Sting, and Ladyboy Gaga.

    What happened to pop stars whose stage names suited them? David Bowie, Marc Bolan, Alice Cooper, Freddie Mercury…

    • What about me old mate Graham McPherson-Suggs?

      I hope he gets a pass.

      Re U2:

      There was a group of pretentious goth/punk Oirish fucks headed by “Gavin Friday”- Gavin, Dick Evans (Dave Evans, The Edge”s older brother) and a few others formed Dublin punk band “The Virgin Prunes”, who were very “arty”.
      Paul Hewson was nicknamed “Bono” after a camera shop Bonovox, in Dublin.
      Because Dave Evans was quiet and shy and hid in the shadows of the group, they called him “The Edge”.

      By that same rational, Hewson should have been called “The Cunt”👍

      • The other two U2 lads were given nicknames by the ‘Lypton Village’ gang. Adam Clayton was known as Mrs Burns, because he had hair and glasses like an old lady. And Larry Mullen was known as Jam Jar. As in flies around a jam jar, as he was U2’s fanny magnet. Both though showed no interest in Bono’s ‘arty’ friends or their nicknames.

      • Cheers Norm👍
        Adam Clayton is the most “rock n’ roll” member-he has shagged some top potty and was a genuine rebel at school.
        I like the story of him sitting on the roof of his car, smoking a joint and the Oirish Guarda turning up😃👍

  8. Not big on her sad depressed cunt routine but I admit I have a few remixes of her songs on my playlist that I enjoy listening to. Don’t know how much longer she will do the 50’s glamour housewive look for tho

    Silent Night is one of my favourite Christmas gospel songs but they almost always sung best by children (professionals obviously or full choir). I’ll take your word for it Norm thats its a shit cover. Its very fashionable among libtards and the bourgeoisie rich elite to hate holidays white people enjoy but to a greater extent Christian holidays

    • Indeed sir, and i’ll tell you summat else – she’s only gone and recorded “You’ll never Walk Again” for liverpool football club and it’s shite

    • Good God now you’ve reminded me. Dros were truly fucking terrible.
      That weird growling noise Matt Goss would randomly throw in whilst attempting to sing, sounded more like somebody having a painful toilet visit.

    • Luke Goss tried to chat up my girlfriend (circa 1994).
      She told him to fuck off-and he did with my mates laughing at him.
      When I arrived late at the pub and they told me, I felt like a ducking king😆

  11. Not sure if I’d let her sit on my face.

    I need a cup of tea and a think about it. She’ll have to come around to mine though.

    Or she can fucking forget it, the cheeky cunt.

  13. I don’t like wimmin singing.
    I wonder if this Lana is game or has a list of rules as long as your fucking arm afore there’s any sign of minge?

    Idle curiosity is a cunt as I really don’t care.
    I like subduing the Millie Tant types instead haha
    Oh dear..

  15. The real deal is being reissued. All Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazelwood’s stuff is being remastered and re-released in the near future.

    And Lana Del Twat isn’t as fit as Nancy was in her pomp.

  17. Her name has an obvious anagram meaning including the word, “anal”.
    I can’t be bothered to work out the other letters so I’ll just say, “show us your gape, you filthy scrubber !”

    • Why is it awaiting moderation?

      Because you used a moderated word (anal) which automatically sends your comment into the moderation queue. Then we have to see it there, review it and if it seems harmless enough, we approve it. That’s how it works. Carry on – NA

  18. “It sounds like one of the towns on Lex Luthor’s map for his new California in the Superman film.”

    Genius 🤣

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