Raise your glasses – or in Campbell’s ase, his bottle, for a special festive cunting for one of the biggest cunts in the world – publisher of dodgy dossiers, a deluded halfwit who still likes to think he is “important” more than a decade from falling from grace.
It seems Alcoholic Ali doesn’t believe in Churchills maxim of “in victory, magnaminity” , as he has gone all sulky and little girl, hissy fit mode:
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/alastair-campbell-boris-johnson-c-23211126
Boris might be a “blond clown” as well as a “cunt”, but nobody apart from a few queenly remainers will ever be such a clowning cunt as that ugly motherfucker
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
And a just-in-time New Year addition from Quick Draw McGraw:
A first nomination of the year for Alastair Campbell for his comment on the appointment of the new BBC Chairman, Richard Sharp. He was an advisor to the albino walrus when he was Mayor of London, and to Rishi Sunak on the UK’s economic response to COVID-19. He was also Rishi’s boss at Goldman Sachs and has donated money to the Tories.
Campbell said of the appointment: “Ex Goldman Sachs boss of, and lately assistant to, Sunak. The anti public service contingent really are getting all their people in on the inside now. Trump and Orban watch on in admiration”. How quickly he forgets how many lefty placemen, and women, the Labour party installed in such positions when they were in power. This is especially true of his former boss, Blair, who stuffed the quangos full of his own cronies, including Gavyn Davies, who was BBC Chairman from 2001 to 2004. That would be the Gavyn Davies who worked for Goldman Sachs, prior to his appointment at the world’s most impartial broadcaster.
There’s no hypocrite like an old hypocrite. And there’s no cunt like an old cunt.
He has a face like a deflated football that’s been possessed by the ghost of Davros, creator of the Daleks.
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Alkie twat.
I have five things I’d like to discuss with this lying scumbag…
1/ Iraq
2/ Iraq
3/ Iraq
4/ Iraq
5/ Iraq
And if we had time, I’d like to discuss Iraq with him.
Like his erstwhile boss, Campbell is tetchy and easy to wind up these days. If I were in a debate with him, I’d be making drinky-drinky signs every time I was off camera.
An utter cunt with no redeeming features.
Appalling story I’ve posted…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/01/20/picture-of-the-day-51/
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Thanks for the link CMC.
I take it this rapist cunt will be serving his sentence in a male prison?
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Good nom for this cock smoker.
I’d like to add three little words here:
1 Doctor.
2 David
3 Kelly
Bad Al was directly responsible for the cunting press hounding Dr Kelly so ferociously that he committed suicide. I think I’d have a drinking problem with something like that on my conscience. Bad Al is a slimy scumbag and an insult to decent alcoholics everywhere.
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It would have been much tidier if everyone involved in the Iraq war and associated corruption of power had faced a military trial then firing squad.
This cunt of a toad should have been first in line.
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This bitter vindictive shit eating cunt is just trying to stay relevant, he is the political equivalent of the Japanese soldier still holding out on that Pacific island 20 odd years after WW2 had ended.
Even the most loyal Boris groupie would admit he has massively fucked up over the past year but what is the obsession with Tessa Jowell? She was another useless New Labour cunt too.
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I bet Alcoholic Ali kept very quiet about all the cheek by Jowell – the constant second home swapping, leaving her husband “colourful” solicitor Mills, who it is understood left him for all of 2 days. He didn’t care about all the expenses jiggery-pokery Anthony Blair and his arselickers got up to – but plenty to say about greedy Tory bastards.
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Fuck me, what a load of rambling load of hate filled, pisshead bollocks. It’s hard to believe anybody published this absolute nonsense.
As for Tessa fucking Jowell she was my MP for years and a bigger lying thief you couldn’t hope to find anywhere. I could go on about that two faced slag and her thieving husband (allegedly – admin) for yonks, suffice to say she had her goons bundle me out of one of her electoral meetings and threaten to break my face if I ever came back.
She was a cunt and Campbell has completely lost it. This is what passes for politics these days. Fucking hell!
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‘Sex up the dodgy dossier’. I suspect this prick’s mealy words are borne from his willing acquiescence to his old buddy, Jack Daniels.
How about a big mug of Scotch for breakfast, Ali, followed by some gin chasers.
Fucking nasty, irrelevant old soak. What with this cunt and his panto buddy Tone and their desperate bids to be noticed. By someone. Anyone!
Fucking cunt, fuck off.
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Hic
Ah’m telling you man, it’s shtrue, there was a, we had pic-chures to prove Shaddam Hus…hic °….wombles mass desh-truction…there was a… whose round is it…
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I despise him for bringing disrepute to the fine art of alcohol abuse. The baggy faced cunt needs to shut up and settle down into permanent irrelevance.
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Campbell famously supports Burnley, the club that banned that bloke for life for arranging the White Lives Matter flypast and getting him the sack from his job. I used to admire Burnley, punching well above their weight. Not anymore. Fuck Burnley, fuck Campbell. Hope they get relegated and this self pitying crybaby slashes his wrists as a result. He’s a cunt!
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All Campbell’s are cunts. Turn him into soup and send it to Tikrit, cream of cunt au vin.
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He looks very much like an old woodwork teacher that I had…he was an alcoholic Cunt too….I was delighted when he slipped on a patch of ice one day and shattered his pelvis. I still remember all of us standing at the classroom windows laughing and banging on the glass as some other teachers tried to help him.
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I remember seeing that in ‘ Kes, The Directors Cut ‘ which also had MNC running around the football field, with his winkle out.😀
Morning, Dick.
Morning, all.
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Good morning and go fuck yourselves. 😁
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Campbellend looks as bitter as they come. I notice even now they still bring him out when a left wing cunts opinion is needed on TV or radio.
He was busier than ever during Brexit and must have thought his career was taking off again only to be dropped again now we have left the money pit shithole that is the EU.
A depressed cunt and an alcoholic…a contender for the dead and suicide pools.
Go fuck yourselves.
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Maybe he can resurrect himself as a reality TV cunt on ‘I’m A Cunt….Get Me Out Of Here’. Like a slug of shite clinging to an arsehole.
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Only problem LL is that he’d drive the poor other contestants to suicide with yarns about the New Labour days and how we need to reapply for EU membership etc.
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Maybe a mouthful of wombat bollocks will shut him up B&W.
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This cunt is everything one despises rolled into one cunt, the only reason the cunt wants to be in the EU is because it was pretty much a life mission for us to tip toe in to oblivion, I wonder if capital punishment will be reintroduced now, he’s surely one of the first on the hanging list, after his old boss of course!!!!, what a cunt!!!!!
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If I had some time with him I would introduce him to a steam roller and push him in front of and drive over him.He talks sheer bollocks
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I’d reverse over him as well, just to make sure.
I think he’d make a good Scrooge, coming face-to-face with the ghost of John Smith, the ghost of Robin Cook, and the ghost of Dr. David Kelly
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I cannot understand why no TV or radio hosts grill him abaaaaaht the Iraq war dossier etc, this cunt has almost as much front as Blair in that rather than hiding away in shame he wants to be on TV, radio etc all the time.
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Unlike those who opposed the war – mostly now dead. Even Labour used to have MPs with principles. They even pushed that scientist to his death (metaphorically). Where are they now when Whitty et al need a hand?
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Can’t remember his name but that scientists death was a bit fishy…as I have said before on here, don’t mess with Blair. He is a proper gangster.
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It’s difficult to find a more thoroughly irrelevant and discredited relic from the blair years who is regularly wheeled out to impart his (spin) opinion on modern day politics, but the MSM have got this one wrong , like his Svengali blair the more Campbell talks the more people Switch off , if you’re trying to change public opinion the last thing you need are these two political leper’s joining the fray …..
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David Kelly. The plot sickens.
Blair continues grinning but his, eyes are dead.
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Oh, and don’t forget Robin Cooke, who died of a “heart attack” whilst on holiday in Scotland.
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And John Smith… very timely.
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Here’s a quote from page 311 of An Inconvenient Death by Miles Goslett (isbn:9781788543118):
“The last peculiarity involves Alastair Campbell and Cherie Blair. In May 2006 the pair decided to autograph a copy of the Hutton Report which was subsequently sold for £400 at a Labour Party fundraising….It is hard to escape the conclusion that the signatures…were committed….with a sense of triumph and perhaps glee. What other reason could there have been for this obnoxious act – tantamount to dancing on Dr Kelly’s grave – than to indicate their joy that the Labour government had scraped through the Dr Kelly affair? Neither Campbell nor Mrs Blair had ever tried to justify their actions – presumably because they never expected the public to find out. Their behaviour came to light only because somebody who was at the auction that night was so disgusted by what they saw that they rang me the next morning and told me about it. I was able to note it in the Evening Standards diary column….”
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Here’s another two quotes from An Inconvenient Death by Miles Goslett (isbn:9781788543118):
Page 86:
“Within 21 hours of Dr Kelly slipping out of his front door on Southmoor without saying goodbye to his wife as he left for his 3 p.m. stroll, a public enquiry into his death had been ordered personally by Tony Blair while in transit and Lord Hutton had agreed to chair it – even though, technically, it had not yet even been established as fact that he had died, never mind when, where or how his life had ended.
Page 148:
“It was confirmed by Parliament in November 2015 that Dr Kelly’s death is the only ever occasion when a coroner ‘s inquest into a single death has been adjourned using this obscure law so that a non-statutory public enquiry could be held instead.”
😧
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Dr David Kelly was his name. Like Robin Cook, assassinated by Blair and Campbell ( allegedly….Ok admin?). It wouldn’t surprise me to know they had something to do with that white Fiat either. Pair of fucking cunts.
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As Blair has now embraced Catholocism (amongst many other things) perhaps he will make a final confession to a gobby priest before he receives extreme unction on his deathbed, ending up with “and Mandy and me had lots of bum fun”
Let’s be fair to Blair though – since he read that book by that potty Professor-ess about how gardening is racist, he has sworn never to look at another pansy again – several Labour backbenchers are said to be distraught. Especially Chris Bryant.
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Blair formally converted from C of E gas to Catholic gas 14 years ago.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-britain-blair/tony-blair-converts-to-catholicism-idUSL2219085420071222
Decades before 2007 he was a secret Catholic. One of the many perks of being a Catholic is you get a ‘commit evil with impunity’ card.
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Fuck me his first confession must have lasted days!!!
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You should read Miles Goslett’s book. He doesn’t overtly state the obvious but the inferences are damning. I deliberately quoted the isbn and page number above and quoted verbatim (with some of the more laborious text left out – typing on a phone is a bit challenging!). There are far more disconcerting quotes that could be extracted from this book. It’s still in print and I recommend reading it.
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Lying, warmongering peice of shit is all I have to say about this utter cunt.
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Stroke
Heart attack
Cirrhosis of the liver
One of those medical conditions needs to do the decent thing and see this bitter old pisspot off.
Cunt….
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As long as the cunt suffers after the event. Uber cunt
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All eternity without so much as a sniff of alcohol, but with Satan’s barbed, white hot todger rammed up his tailpipe should just about do it…😁
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He was also shit in the reformed UB40.
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Total cunt, also guilty of spawning a total cunt.
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Alcoholic tabloid journalist who became a 21st century Goebbels – both seem equally reprehensible. (unt doesn’t seem a strong enough word to describe him👎
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I don’t know if this turd has kids, but if he has, would he have wanted them to be sent to Iraq? Probably not. Same as Tony B Liar. One thing about The Donald, not started any wars whilst in office. What’s the betting Biden will?
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His proxy probably will😁
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When the Paras went to Afghan , Price Charles asked them if they had everything ( he is honorary Colonel ) No sir , they said , we are short of Helicopters.
Next day the CO of the Paras get a call from Downing St ” next time you are asked if you have everything , you say yes sir or your career is over ” that is what that utter cunt Campbell did for this country.
And soldiers died. A cunt indeed.
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Surprised that Blair did not keep the cunt on as a “family retainer”. Thing is Ali is such a gross cunt that he must have been to much for his master.
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