Dead Pool (183)

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Congratulations to Captain Magnanimous who correctly predicted that cheating cunt and (admittedly) legendary former footballer and manager Diego Maradona would be the next to cark it. He was 60 and died of heart failure.

 

On to Deadpool 183:

 

The rules:

 

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

 

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

 

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

 

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

 

My picks (GTC)

 

Slick Woods

George Alagiah

Tom Smith (rugby)

Dai Davies

Jake “The Snake” Roberts

113 thoughts on “Dead Pool (183)”

  1. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Josef fritzl

  2. Eileen Ash
    Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Beverly Cleary
    Raul Castro

    Nice work El Capitan

  3. In there, Captain.

    He was a cheating cunt, but a superb player in his prime. He talked shit about the Falklands though.

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Patsy King
    Henry Woolf
    Gene Hackman

    • I feel conflicted about this. On the one hand he was a cheating bastard but on the other hand he’s one of the all time greats and being an avid football fan his death brings a stark reminder of my own mortality.

      • A cheat and a druggy. Cheated on his long suffering wife umpteen times. Fathered about a dozen kids to mistresses. He denied he was their dad for years too. Liked communism.

        Overall, not a nice chap it seems.

        However, he’s still the most naturally talented sportsman I’ve ever seen.

        An absolutely phenomenal talent.

  4. Joe Biden
    Gina Miller
    Ghislaine Maxwell
    Doreen Lawrence
    Harvey Weinstein

    I’m leaving Katie and Harvey Price for Miserable.

  6. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot,Capt.M.

  7. Good shot, Cap’n!

    My pick:

    Olivia Newton John
    Jet Black
    Michael Barratt
    Kenneth Cope
    Morris Perry

  12. I might have known that virtue signalling smear of slime Lineker would be gushing in his tribute to Diego. Even if he was in the England side that was robbed in 86. The jug eared cunt has no dignity.

    I bet the tributes from the two Terrys (Butcher and Fenwick) won’t be quite as complimentary.

    • And St Marcus of Rashford. What a surprise. With a ‘broken heart’ emoji. Pass the sick bucket, eh?

  13. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
    John Gotti Junior

  18. George Soros (odious MEGACUNT)
    Gina Miller (terminally ugly Cunt)
    James Abbott Thompson (Suicide, hopefully followed by faux grief stricken mother)
    Paul Gadd ( P -ae -do Cunt)
    Michael Parkinson (The CUNT with a Parker pen and a book to sell)
    Vince Cable (deluded, failed power mad CUNT)

  19. Hooray! Well struck, me. I am the champion, et cetera.
    A lot of people labelled Maradona a cheat but I like to always think of him as a lying, overweight, cheating, greasy, junkie cunt.

    The Dalai Lama
    Eve Marie Saint
    Barry Humphries
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch

    • The BBC are priceless, Captain. They have actually put this on their news website, under the headline ‘From one great to another’.

      It’s a ‘tweet’ from ‘Johan Cruyff’ that reads ‘Rest in peace, Diego Armando Maradona. You are eternal’.

      Only thing is Johan is actually Johann. Also, the great Johann Cruyff is dead and has been for some time. No wonder people are cancelling the license in droves. What inept cunts they are.

      • Hardly surprising Norman. Their standard of spelling and grammar recently has resembled that of the Sandford Citizen from the film Hot Fuzz.

      • Norm, I reckon there are plenty of Irish and Scots on the British Bullshitting Corporation and soshul meeja who’ll be praising Maradona to the hilt. It doesn’t bother me as everybody knows how he’ll be remembered and it won’t be the fat junkie’s skill.

      • I agree, Captain. And it’s typical of the BBC to feature a tribute to Maradona from another player who is dead. Don’t they employ researchers any more? Cruyff died in 2016, so how can be here to pay tribute to Dirty Diego? Classic Beeb cuntery.

  20. Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
    Stan Bowles
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

    I’m glad the fat cheating argie cunt is dead, I think George Best was a far more talented player.

  21. Clint Eastwood
    Steve Jones (sex pistol)
    Neil Ruddock
    Jim Dale
    Michael Schumacher

    Goodbye Diego you cheating cunt.

  22. Gerd Müller
    Leslie Phillips
    Philip Baker Hall
    Carlos Menem
    Sandra Day O`Connor
    Rush Limbaugh

    • Damn did 6 I take off Sandra Day O `Connor

      Gerd Müller
      Leslie Phillips
      Philip Baker Hall
      Carlos Menem
      Rush Limbaugh

  23. Blessed be the Maradoga. Taken by the hand of Dog up in Devon.

    Blessed are the cheese makers.

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