Dead Pool [181]

Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who correctly predicted the actor Geoffrey Palmer would be next to die aged 93.Palmer had a long career but is perhaps best known for his roles in Butterflies and As Time Goes By.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Rush Limbaugh
Gerd Müller
Dai Davies
Glynis Johns

70 thoughts on “Dead Pool [181]

  1. Rod Laver( Tennis player)
    Ian Hunter ( Mott the Hoople)
    Jimmy Sommerville (Singer)
    Bobby Charlton ( Footballer)
    Tom O’Conner ( Comedian)

  2. Ffs!
    Clarkson, gets semen in his eye mid wank, momentarily blinded trips on the bath mat and fractures his skull on the edge of the bath, found dead the next morning with his pants round his ankles.

    Lewis Hamilton, chokes on his foi gras and champers whilst tweeting about being black and underprivileged

    Corbyn, murdered in jail as a nonce after being caught at an Islamic 25 virgins party or what ever fucking fairy tale they believe.

    Diane Abbot accidentally shot by a big game hunter whilst sunbathing on Safari, he thought she was 3 hippos!

    Vanessa Feltz. Whilst in dry dock getting a spray tan Feltz is boarded by a group of Somali pirates, demanding a fish and chip supper and a taxi home they threaten to gut Feltz if their demands aren’t met. Seeing the siege unfold before her eyes Kate Moss decides see can effect a rescue using her womanly charms. The emaciated pirates decided that Moss is hideously thin even by their standards and slit her throat before blowing up Feltz, Feltz dies instantly and Moss bleeds out fractional later therefore Feltz wins by default.

  3. Bugger me they are dropping like flies and it’s not January yet.

    Michael Caine
    Rhonda Fleming
    Val Kilmer
    Roy Hattersley
    Tony Bennett

  4. This Geoffrey Palmer cunt stole my win on deadpool nomination! Alex Trebek who died of pancreas cancer on November 8th How is that for a kick in the cunt?!

    Oh well serves me right for not keeping up appearances on IAC and wanking my cock too much

  5. Roman Polanski
    Brittany Spears
    Tommy Lasorda
    Rosalyn Carter
    Heather Locklear

    Nice shooting PM.

    White Lives Matter
    Armed Resistance
    Never Surrender

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