Mark D’Arcy-Smith Goes Bananas

Pretentious name for a victim cunt.

Mark D’arcy-Smith was having a drink with a friend (Weatherspoons in Bromley, South East London – NA)  when another customer used the pub’s ordering app to send a banana to his table.
Louie Kincella, 20, was found guilty this week and ordered to pay £1,280 in fines and court costs.
“It’s been stressing me out in the last year that the investigation would not go as far as I hoped.” Mark tells us.
“In the court I was with my dad and we both felt this massive weight lifted off our shoulders.
“It must have been the first time in ages that I got a good night’s sleep.”

A banana caused this trauma for the soppy cunt. He should have a word with John Barnes or any number of other black footballers who put up with this shit regularly. Even when playing for England.
When I first worked in England a blow up sheep was taped to my locker. I just put it down to Manc cunts who knew no better. Though the cunts had punctured it making it useless for ‘home comforts’ which was slightly traumatising.

Fined £1,280 for a moronic joke? We have lost all sense of proportion on the altar of cultural sensitivity. And Mr D’Arsehole- Smith is a cunt. The cunt.

(The crime was a “racially aggravated public order offence”. Apparently. Police described the search for the anonymous banana sender as “a painstaking investigation”. Good to know where their priorities lie in deepest Londonistababab. – Night Admin)

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

67 thoughts on “Mark D’Arcy-Smith Goes Bananas

  1. Day O……………….Day ah ah ah o ………………… Daylight come and me wanna go ‘ome

  2. In hindsight and todays climate of woe on our nasty ancestors foe being whitey slaver bastards the sending of a banana to an obviously dark hued person of possible African descent may be construed as fucking hilarious. The last time a banana caused so much sport was most likely ww2 cos we could not get them though the king most likely had them flown in by Sunderland flying boats.

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