Dead Pool (180)

Congratulations to Cuntakinty who correctly predicted the original James Bond of the Film franchise Sean Connery would be next to conk out aged 90.His son announced he died in the Bahamas today after being “unwell for some time”.He later won an Oscar for his role in the Untouchables and played Indianna Jones father amongst many other roles.

On to Deadpool 180:

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My picks (Shaun)

Leslie Phillips
Peter Sutcliffe
Martin Bashir
Saeb Erekat
Rush Limbaugh

77 thoughts on “Dead Pool (180)

  1. Giovanna Ralli
    Bernard Cribbins
    Roger Whittaker
    Tommy Steele
    Betty White

    Good Shot,Cuntakinty.

  2. Martin Bashir
    Des O’Connor
    Murray Walker
    Jimmy Greaves (fuck you Freddie)
    Duke of Kent (Grandmaster

    • Both my Peters are stolen by other cunts again.
      Swap Tobin for David Irvine, crap historian.

  3. Just in case I’m on a roll..

    Jeremy Corbyn
    Dianne Abbott
    Joe Biden
    Hillary Clinton
    Bill Clinton

  4. Fearless supporter of Scottish independence. With his knighthood and home in L A.

    Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick

    • Quite agree CC.
      Michael Caine the last one standing from the 60s era and he’s 10 tines more versatile than Connery the tax dodger.

  5. Sammy The Bull Gravano
    Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Ralph Natale (former boss of the Philadelphia Mob)
    Skinny Joey Merlino (Reputed boss of the Philadelphia Mob)

  6. The Dalai Lama
    Alex Ferguson
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Diego Maradona

    Well struck, Kinty. Did Connery die in his beloved homeland, California?
    He was the worst Bond after Lazenby the Australian and that weak, Irish cock. The former had to be dubbed because he couldn’t do a proper English accent and that latter was so fey he pouted when he shot a gun

    • Roger Moore was the best Bond. Because he took the piss out of it and he was English, like 007 is supposed to be. Daniel Craig is the worst for me. A wobbly gobbed vertically challenged soyboy cunt.

  7. Oh and Fuck Sean Connery
    Absolute one trick pony terrible actor Hypocrite Scotland for Scotland but lived his life everywhere else and never paid any UK Tax Wife beating scumbag Worst Bond Ever

  8. Khaled Mashal (ex Hamas Chairman)
    Bobbie Gentry (singer songwriter)
    Chris Patten (Last Governor of Hong Kong)
    Wayne Osmond
    Emmanuel Macron

  9. Sally Ann Howes
    George “Johnnie” Johnson
    Buzz Aldrin
    Chuck Yeager
    June Lockhart

  10. Jesse Jackson
    Janet Jackson
    Latoya Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Glenda Jackson

    Hoo-eee, Connery was a cunt.

  11. Beverly Cleary
    Bernie Madoff
    Anne Buydens
    Raul Castro
    Eileen Ash

    Nice work Cuntakinty

  12. George Soros (Cunt of the Millennium)
    Gina Miller (Angry ugly Cunt)
    Tracey (Fugly) Eminem (Joke artist)
    Rolf Harris (kiddy fiddler)
    Vince Cable ( Cunt Arsehole and faux politician)

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