Dead Pool [177]

Well done to Cunty Cunti Council who correctly predicted the “Queen of Technicolour” Rhonda Fleming would be next to conk out.Fleming was 97 and died from aspiration pneumonia

On to Deadpool 177

The rules:

1) Pick 5 famous Cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples nominations from previous pools (Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

2) Anyone who nominates the World’s Oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough tits, it’s first come first served (only because we can’t be arsed to check )

My nominations:

Sandra Day O’Connor
Leon Spinks
Derek Draper
Nobby Stiles
Dai Davies

59 thoughts on “Dead Pool [177]

  1. Tom Baker
    Sean Connery
    Virginia McKenna
    Leslie Phillips
    Bernard Cribbins

  2. Mikhail Gorbachev
    Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
    Dennis skinner
    Ozzy Osborne
    Angela Lansbury (murder she wrote)

  3. Brittany Spears
    Roman Polanski
    Tommy Lasorda
    Heather Locklear
    Jimmy Carter

    Well done CCC.

  4. Well done CCC 👍

    Tony Bennett (creaking crooner)
    Christopher Plummer (actor & apparently a bit of a shit)
    Tom Courtenay (yesteryear actor)
    Ray Brooks (Mr Benn)
    Vince Hill (oldtime singer)

  5. Some of you cunts need to read the rules…only I’m allowed to nick other nominees.
    Here are mine.

    Go fuck yourselves
    Go fuck yourselves
    Go fuck yourselves
    Go fuck yourselves
    And then go fuck yourselves

  6. Yaphet Kotto
    Paul Gascoigne
    Kenneth Cranham
    David Van Day
    Robert Duvall

    Ya raasclaats.

  7. Ted Dexter
    Chuck Yeager
    John Hemingway (The Last of the Few)
    Mohamed Al-Fayed
    Ian Hislop (Little Cunt)

  8. Valéry Giscard d’Estaing
    Desmond Morris
    Trevor Peacock
    Pierre Cardin
    Tippi Hedren

  9. Tom Parker (boy band member)
    Hank Marvin
    Lindsay Lohan
    Breyten Breytenbach (Sairf Airfrican Roighter…yah d’ems roight mayt)
    Norman Tebbit

  10. Camilla Patkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

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