Amazon DVD Cuntstomers

Thick cunts on Amazon are – well – cunts.

Usually ‘can’t be arsed’ fuckwits who order an American Region 1 DVD and then complain that it doesn’t play on their Region 2 UK DVD player. There is an alarmingly huge amount of these twats. How fucking hard is it to read DVD guidelines and know what’s what? Not hard at all. But scores of cunts do the ‘Bought it as a gift and disappointed it doesn’t work’.

No, it does work with the right equipment. It’s just that too many people in this country are fucking mongs.

Nominated by: Norman

31 thoughts on “Amazon DVD Cuntstomers

  1. If I were the Amazon rainforest I’d sue the cunts for bringing the name into disrepute. How can one of earths critical eco systems and areas of natural beauty have anything to do with what is the corporate cunt amazon. That Jeff Bezos looks like a monumental cunt too he does smug as a permanent expression.

    Get the Russians to make it disappear

  2. I haven’t bought a DVD for donkeys years but I had no idea about this region stuff, I think I must be a bit of a mong but every days a learning day!

    Mornings

    • I haven’t watched or bought a dvd in ages either.
      Not a conscious decision,
      Just haven’t.
      With this new fangled streaming and stuff are dvd sales down?
      Never use Amazon either although the daughter forever getting shite off them.

  3. They have legal warnings in them that can’t be skipped and the picture quality is shit.
    So they can fuck off.

  4. HMV the next casualty on the high Street?
    Not been in there in years,
    Again not a conscious decision just haven’t.
    The high street is going to be pretty space this time next year!
    Massive queues of people in masks outside the charity shops…😀

    • Economics aside I’m astonished HMV still exist in any form. When I was a teenager the massive store at 150 Oxford Street was a fucking marvel, but as the decades passed they became less necessary.
      There was one local to me which shut about five years or more ago, their pricing was absurd, literally varying from day to day (for example, The Omen boxset £10 one day, £60 a few days later, no sale or anything like that). And the staff all looked like they could do with a good wash. Although there was a fat little thing whose knockers you could occasionally see if she was at the right level, so swings and roundabouts.

  5. Norm-region 1 DVD’s could be a euphemism for expensive footballers bought by Man U-when we sign them up, they don’t fucking work either.
    Cunts😂

    • Zebra Utd did well last night! I think it’s a good tactic to confuse the opposition like that 👍🏼 Just like those stripy bastards on the Africunt plains.

      • That poisonous cunt Pogba needs to stay dropped. He won’t though, and Ole will be on his bike. As long as Pogba and his shitty agent are there, no United manager will have a chance. We need another Doc to get rid of all the dead wood and sacks of shit.

  6. A bit like the twats that buy a Blue Ray dvd and wonder why that doesn’t play.

  7. Then these spastics go and give a top-notch film /movie a 1*star review, just because they stupidly bought a DVD with the incorrect region code for their player, the cunts.

    • I have previously commented on Amazon that the number of stars in the review should relate to the item, not the intelligence of the buyer.

  8. Haven’t bought a DVD in ages. Finally got the Mrs to agree to sell our modest collection.
    Bearing in mind all our DVD’s are in good nick.
    I decided to sell to mucic magpie.
    Big Mistake!

    The cheeky cunts were valuing the DVD’s at 1p-5p each and about 50p for a boxed set.
    I had about 100 decent films and they were offering less than a tenner for the lot.
    Fuck right off I thought. Rather give them to charity.
    Trouble is, DVD’s are becoming a dead technology so probably not economical to buy anymore as they will soon be obsolete hence the demise of HMV and Virgin mega stores etc.

    • I sold my X-Files boxset to the local crack-convertors after seeing how much the cunts wanted on Ebay, sold the 9 series set for £90 even though I only paid £30 and because scalpers wanted £140+ on Ebay the twat in crack-convertors though he could make a big profit – never told him series 8 disc 1 would not play HAHAHA

  9. I buy discs from all over the world so I have a multi-region player. I can’t even remember why they introduced different regions but if they ty to put restrictions on you, there’s a way around everything. Lots of new films aren’t released on disc these days, but there are people who will make you a bootleg if you know where to look. I see reviews from people saying ‘this won’t play on my machine’ or ‘this doesn’t have English subtitles’. If they took two minutes to read the product description they wouldn’t end up being disappointed.

  10. Lots of players have an ‘unlock’ code you put in from the remote and they then just don’t care about the region any more.

  11. Just get a dvd player that player all regions like I have. Not expensive nor hard to find

  12. As a Brit living in Yankland, I have a need for a multi-region disc player. The ones I have can play DVDs and Blu-Rays from anywhere. It’s odd that the switch from US to UK DVDs is done automatically by the player, but for Blu-ray, you have to dick around with the remote to get it to switch. It works though, so I’m happy.

    Was surprised and disappointed by so many cunters dissing physical discs. I fucking HATE streaming anything. I have 400 Mbps cable based internet at home and STILL get freezes, pixelation, error messages etc. more often than not trying to use cunt Netflix or bastard Amazon video. Then there’s streaming’s persistent trick of switching back and forth between crystal clear and lo-res fuzzy. It’s utter shit.

    Compare that to putting in a disc, hitting play and guess what? You get you watch your show without ANY fucking issues! Streaming services can kiss my arse. It’s all crap and needs to be uninvented immediately, along with cunt iPhones, FecesBook and Twatter. Unnecessary garbage – all of it.

    And anyone who says they’re ‘really into music’ and buys it digitally via download can fuck right off too. Proud owner of over 2,500 CDs/vinyl and counting.

    • No matter where you live the quoted download speed is always “average” or “up too”. This allows “throttling” so the provider can go on squeezing more punters onto the network. Hence constant switching between high and low res.

      • Too true, Sir Limply. Hence why slapping in a disc is the better and more desirable option. At least for me.

        I bought a series of my favourite sit com (Rules of Engagement) on digital streaming from Bastard Amazon because it’s not available on DVD. I’ve tried to watch it several times and it’s unwatchable. Freezes, skips, picture not in sync with the audio. Absolute bollocks.

  13. Fucking snowflakes, how fucking hard is it to RIP a DVD from any region to region free?, guess they are so used to streaming Pedoflix they have no clue how to pirate shitty over-priced DVD’s.
    Wankers!

  14. Have an ancient DVD player which just plays whatever region the DVD is. Built before all these standards were imposed so naturally multi. Seem to recall this standards issue started with Sony when they became big players in the movie scene and is down to software for which there are many hacks.

  15. On a snowy cold winter night, as a constable working a night shift, alone I stopped a car and on thinking the driver was suss I told him I was going to search the car. Opening the boot I found a treasure trove of illegal DVDs. The guy punched me and wrestled me to the ground where we fought in the snow for several minutes. I called for help and eventually colleagues came and the guy was “Well arrested”. Back at the nick I realised I had lost my phone and went back to the scene to look for it. This was in the day when mobiles were new and despite a colleague ringing the phone, I never did find it in the snow covered ground. Back at the nick I completed my arrest notes and went home, bruised and phoneless. The next day I came in at 6pm to find the CID in their office with handfuls of freebies from FACT (Federation against copyright theft). Apparently when they searched the guys house it was full of racks of DVD copying machines. The boys from FACT (Mostly ex coppers) had come to the nick and treated the CID to a free office lunch and bestowed them with gifts for breaking a major counterfeit ring ….CUNTS

  16. Another classic is cunts who buy a multi region player and then try to attach it to an ancient telly. ‘But… But… The picture is in black and white! I want my money back!’
    Retards and cunts.

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