Damien Turner – Unemployable nappy wearing waster

A “Oops, I’ve done a whoopsie” cunting for West Virginia native, Damien Turner. Who the fuck is this then and what has he done? Well he is a 29 year old man who has been complaining about being unemployed because of his disgusting habit of wearing adult nappies and acting like ,well, a child. And yes, unsurprisingly there is a community of weirdos who indulge in this fuckwittery, adult baby diaper lover (ABDL) which he shares his lifestyle choice on social media of course.

Turner dribbles, “Diapers are very convenient, comfortable and cute. Its a very nice lifestyle and I wouldn’t do anything else.

Dressing like a baby gives off a very relaxing, calm safe vibe. Its almost as if you were back at preschool without a worry in the world.

Employment is hard. I’m constantly in and out of work. Sometimes my employers find my pictures online or just can’t put up with the fact I’m wearing a diaper and acting childish in the workplace”.

Well for starters Damien, your in the wrong place. Shouldn’t you been at ‘uni’ studying some useless degree in your safe space, plenty of bedwetters there. In the real world why should normal people have to work alongside you while you are there, sitting in your own shit and indulge your fucked up lifestyle choice and undoubted mental health issues?

The West is fucked and like a shitty nappy, needs changing.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator 

76 thoughts on “Damien Turner – Unemployable nappy wearing waster

    • Evening Jack, could just go a few pints now.
      Im drinking coca cola like Cliff Richards!
      Sat nursing my spuds and watching a tv show about if Brian Jones was murdered or just crap at swimming.
      Norman would like it!
      (Brian Jones not my spuds)

  1. You can bet your life this wanker was spoilt rotten as a kid……given what he wanted, allowed to do what he wanted. Now he can’t compete in the real world so he wants to be a kid again and be looked after.
    This is the constituency cunts like Corbyn and Biden are after…..promise them free stuff, they get their way and you get their vote.
    Cunt needed a few slaps years ago……too late now.

    • Imagine if you worked with him Freddie?
      Youd either have the smell of shit all day or have to get the mat out and change his nappy!!

      • A pull cord chime box would settle him, during changing. Trouble is some cunt with a beard and bald top lip would sneak in and move the mat, pretend he’s hard of hearing then stick his filthy arris in the air. Either way they could pay me a footballers wages to work with him and I’d still tell them to hadaway and shite.

  2. I don’t think he shits himself at work but i’ve worked with plenty of childish cunts don’t worry about that. What annoys me most is that they are too thick to realise you are taking the piss out of them. I need recognition for my work.
    Anyway, Hendrix on BBC 4 in a minute. Must get my money’s worth from the cunts for once in my life.

    • I’ll raise a glass to high hopes, despite having something a little more radical in mind. Cheers!

  3. I’ve read shit on here in the past and witnessed utter cuntitude. But this takes the fucking biscuit. I’m not even going to plug the chair in for this…..

    Just shoot it.

  4. A paper was in the first quarter of this year published in an international journal of some sort of health thingy. Paper was written by a group of Italians (academics) at the university of Campaglia? All sorts of info about wearing nappies when adult fascinating reading. Cannot wait for the sequel and tv serie

  5. I remember being on a job In Bury (near Manchester) in 2018. I saw a group of students (you know the sort) and one of the daft bitches had pink dungarees on and a pink baby’s dummy in her gob. When I went to college there was no cunts like that. The odd ‘look at me’ tosser, but nobody that bad. My guess is the cunts are treated like spoilt kids and never have ‘no’ said to them. So they act like that when they are adults. And another thing is they have never had a clout round the back of the head, even when they have deserved it. I know that ‘dummy’ definitely deserved a slap.

    As for the nappy wearing cunt? As Arthur Brown might say, ‘I am the God of hellfire! And I kill it with…..’

  6. Sirs:

    And why beholdest thou the diaper that is on thy brother’s crotch,
    but considerest not the gerbil that is in thine own sphincter?

    Besides, the idea that diapers are for infants is a social construct. Just ask Joe Biden.

  7. I’m amazed I made it to the end, couldn’t stop laughing. You guys are just jealous because he is the peak of masculinity.

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