“The End” – The Fourth Plinth Trafalgar Square

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A nomination for the so called piece of art on the fourth plinth in Trafalgar Square.
Not sure what it’s supposed to be, looks like an albino walnut whip with a cherry on top.

Designed by some so called artist called Helen Philippson, I think.
Let’s hope that the pigeons soon make their own useful contribution to this pile of cack.

Nominated by: mystic maven 

“Described as representing “exuberance and unease” and a “monument to hubris and impending collapse”, The End, by British artist Heather Phillipson, will stay in place until spring 2022.” – . You just couldn’t make this shit up! – admin

68 thoughts on ““The End” – The Fourth Plinth Trafalgar Square”

  2. Looks like a lactating tit in repose. I’ll have to check XHam later to see where she got the inspiration from

  3. Looks like a load of my spunk and a crab jumped out of my pubes and landed on top. Don’t know where the fucking cherry came from. I really need to be more hygienic down there to be honest.

  5. There’s a hippy commune somewhere that would take her. Or perhaps Broadmoor.

    That dress alone mandates psychiatric intervention.

  6. Is that a fucking drone on the cherry?! Take it off, ram it halfway up her arse and use it to fly her to some far flung shithole where she’d obviously be much happier.

  7. I demand a statue of the esteemed Sir Fiddler in full hunting regalia with his riding crop being brought down on the sloping shoulders of a tarry – toot!
    I imagine some lefty types would probably complain though..

    • I’m getting worried Vern.
      You’re beginning to build up a bit of a fetish for The Fid.😅

      • I say Bertie – you rotter! 😄
        It does rather amuse me as a concept though – I think this statue would be a topping idea – perhaps we could get my organisation “Fuck black lives matter” to tear down the statue of the t*rrorist m*rderer Nelson Mandela and site it there? 👍😄

      • Vern, you mention him more than Liberal Liquidator does. You’ll receive an invitation to the caravan double bed soon.

  9. I recognise the great work for what it is: a celebration of white supremacy.

    Thankfully BLM are too thick to pick up on that.

    • Our posts crossed. But it is not a celebration but a cogent critique. I admit, now satire is dead, it’s hard to tell the difference…

  10. I detest pigeons, as some here know, but I’d have to concede that they have their uses if they buried that affront to Western artistic history in a pile of reeking shite and thereby improved it.

    But what insights can we glean from this profound and meaningful piece before it acquires its pigeonic patina? The white creamy foundation of the work, topped as it is by a cherry with its implications of feminine potency remind us that wimmin are clearly stereotyped in society, and black wimmin are shamefully disadvantaged in their access to high culture. The predatory, robotic quadcopter inappropriately seeking sustenance from the cherry is of course the misguided racist white male yet again manifesting its sexist assumption of power to exert control over the oppressed etc etc…

  11. Ahh! Antony Hancock now there was an artist.

    “All my colours are different shapes.”

  12. Honestly, I am an uneducated Northerner who has little ( if any ) taste , and no comprehension of the arts.
    I envy these intellectuals who can describe the indescribable so eloquently that make it sound so interestingly educational. I am often challenged on artistic merit ( being the pudding that I am ) and still struggle with abstract design. If I draw a tit, I would draw a tit ( wanting a tit to look like a tit ) Now that shows what an uneducated peasant I really am. Apparently there are many ways a tit can be drawn or represented. The fact it may not look like a tit, is simply because I lack the education and artistic appreciation to see beyond the obvious.
    I do like the ladies ( in the picture ) hairband though. It goes well against the cup cake she just cooked.

    • Oh I do apologize. The Lady isn’t wearing a hairband at all, its a suture line from her lobotomy. See. I told you I was thick

    • Art? A nice print of a bowl of fruit – acceptable!
      Anything else? Not for Northerners – I wouldn’t know my Frink from My Hepworth! 😄

  13. I see that it’s encased to prevent the eventuality of a passing Diane Abbott dislocating her dredger-like jaw to suction the whole thing into her cavernous depths.

  14. If only it was an enormous got full of beer. Failing that I don’t know how these cunts survive, sure nobody would buy what these cunts class as art the useless cunts…

  15. I don’t know why there isn’t a proper statue on the plinth, like a war hero or good upstanding white person with a little N*ger boy at his feet in chains.
    A solid reminder to the minorities that white man still rules in the UK, well for now.

    Listening to the news this morning banging on about stopping ‘agents’ entering the country like the two Russians who were just sightseeing in Salisbury (the knew the height of the spire on the cathedral).
    What a fucking joke! There are hundreds popping across the channel every day!!

  16. Decades ago, that monstrosity would have been in a sketch by Monty Python or The Goodies.

    The idea that “Art” should challenge, create inner conflict of thought, I’d fair enough.
    Putting a giant tit-shaped ice cream that looks like a class project from a window lickers school, on the fourth plinth is an absolute affront to the history of that place.

    File under cunt.
    Unkle Terry-deep fry the fucker👍

  17. I love cake. The mention of bakewell tarts and pudding in the tour de farce nomination, and now this.
    It looks like a meringue or a Mr whippy.
    Cakes are for eating, not looking at. Why make a massive cake and not eat it?! Forking cake tease!

    • Freud? Fraud – coke addict and pervert.
      And close that tunel fore we all get bleedin rabies!

    • @Ron Knee

      The ice cream represents the United Kingdom.
      The cherry on top our welfare state system.
      The fly represents bames, suckling on the tit, draining it.
      The drone represents the newly forming Stalinist government watching everything from safety.

      Cunts

  19. Fuck that.
    I hope she handcrafted it using only asbestos imported from an abandoned East German chemical weapons factory.
    CUNT.

  20. Weirdly I was just thinking about this sort of thing and what was said on one of Paul Joseph Watson’s channel about state commissioned public art being deliberately unappealling to make people uncomfortable about using communal areas and loitering.

    • It didn’t stop fkin BLM!
      My suggestion of a statue of Grandad Adolf was rather rudely refused! 😢

  22. I was curious enough to look up this great artist, wikipedia says ‘her mother was a social worker and feminist activist and her father a teacher’.

    This stuff really does write itself.

  23. What about a gallows for traitors or politicians who don’t serve the best interests of the English people?

    We could also have an Unkle Terry type oven to dispose of the refuse.

    Suck that up BLM

  24. Who paid for this 99 ice cream? It’s God awful.

    Anyone can come up with this garbage. Sink with Vomit would be my artless creation.

  25. The statue definitely reflects “unease”, because of how uneasy it is to glare at this piece of shit. Just what were these dumb fart sniffing art cunts thinking? This is ridiculous hope the pigeons shit all over it

  28. If they put that In Trafalgar Square they can forget about denying planning applications for reasons of not fitting in with current buildings etc.

    Fucking shite that deserves to be buried with nuclear waste, not on display at one of the national landmarks.

    That’s not a sculpture, it’s not art, it’s a grown woman producing comparable output to a 5 year old.

  29. Enoch Powell, giving the middle finger with a plaque underneath saying, ‘I bloody told you so you daft cunts!’

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