Patrick ‘Captain Picard’ Stewart (8)

I’m on a five year mission fellow cunters, although with your help it won’t take that long to fulfil my aim. My mission is to get multi-millionaire champagne socialist Stewart to boldly go where he’s never gone before; namely, to his much deserved place on the Wall of Cunts.

Capn. Pickarse has always been the Remoaner’s Remoaner. Since being awarded his honorary ‘A’ level in International Affairs from the George Floyd Institute in Tower Hamlets (formerly the Islam Bros. Cash & Carry), there’s been no stopping the boring old fart. He loses no opportunity to bend any ear on the evils of Brexit, and on the stupid bigotry of Leave voters.

Here’s Sir Slaphead using his attendance at Comic Con last November (that’s right, a comics convention for fuck’s sake) to inform the audience of his ’embarrassment’ about the refendum vote, and how in fact, more than half the UK population actually wants to stay in the welcoming bosom of the EU;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEof4LqSeQ8&t=60s

Well ha fucking ha. Just a short while later, we embarrassing Brexiteers gave Old Knobhead a poke in both eyes with a sharp stick, of course returning a ‘Get Brexit Done’ government to office with a stonking overall majority of 80.

Unfortunately this hasn’t shut the gobshite up. He’s been busy endorsing BLM protests in LA, saying that he wished he could attend. Don’t let us stop you. In fact, why don’t you just head back permanently to La La Land and join the rest of your luvvy chums. You can virtue-signal there to your heart’s content. Even better, book yourself a one-way ticket on the Starship Enterprise and fuck off in any direction at warp factor eight. Please Captain, make it so.

Nominated by : Ron Knee 

(This klingon might take a different view if the BLM riots were happening in his neck of the woods! – admin)

67 thoughts on “Patrick ‘Captain Picard’ Stewart (8)

  1. I’m sure he’s a thoroughly decent guy when all is said and done, but it’s hard to take him seriously or not cunt him with a coupon like that. A geometrical anomaly, if ever there was. More edges than a sheriff’s badge! Fuck off!

  2. The old codger is talking shite.
    ‘It was all part of the same movement’.

    Was it fuck, you deranged, lying old cunt.

    Trust a load of comic book fans in their 30s to whoop and applaud. The half-wits should try reading books about the real world that don’t have colourful pictures in.

    Bunch od bedwetting arrested development cunts.

  3. “It’s the irumodic syndrome. It’s beginning to affect the captain’s mind!”

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