The Deliveroo Ad

That fucking Deliveroo Advert –
Boiling my piss alert, the Deliveroo advert.

I always mute adverts and flick through the channels. Must come by this fucking advert ten times a day, I can’t hear it but it still fucks me off. This and other adverts treating the Covid 19 shitfest like a four month holiday.

But what really, really gets on my tits is the half chat bird at the end of the Deliveroo advert dancing with her eyes closed with pouted lips. And bank, food and NHS adverts. Fuck off.

Nominated by Bob Frapples

45 thoughts on “The Deliveroo Ad

  1. It’s the future…fat cunts too lazy to get off their arses and burn some of the calories they’re abaaaaaht to consume by walking to the takeaway ..nah we are all too busy nowadays apparently, get on the app from the comfort of your own sweaty, shitty IKEA sofa and some poor cunt on a bicycle will risk their lives on the streets of whenever to bring your fat arse it’s fix.
    YOU FAT CUNTS.
    Go fuck yourselves.

    • Is this the advert where theyre saying ‘thank you NHS your our heroes”?
      And its all different takeaway places?
      If I was a frontline medical worker and someone sent me a parcel of food pakis had put their fingers in, cooked in their dirty kitchens, and had put all spicy shite on, id spit it in their fuckin face.

  2. In the metropolis known as Milton Keynes they now have an army of drones delivering takeaway food to the masses.

    That’s one line of work for the gimmigrants eliminated. Long term more and more jobs will be replaced by the robot army. Begs the question why we need ever more taxi drivers.

    Some of the big brain Bill Gates types are working on thinning out the global population by 6 billion or so.

    • Yeah, but imagine how much happier all the BAMEs will be once all the whites (racists) have been disposed of. Just imagine the tremendous leaps in technology and community cohesion they will achieve.

    • Hello Sixdog,
      Do you think with a bit of effort on my part I could grow to hate & loathe robots the same way I hate the people bordering India?
      Im willing to try?!!

    • We are beset by depopulation tactics – just look at the following:

      Promotion of Homosexuality

      Third wave femifacism

      MGTOW / Red Pill mentality

      Wage freezes, lack of meaningful jobs and overpriced homes

      Nepotism and Favoritism in the work place

      Volunteer / unpaid internships

      Student debt

      Rise in antisocial behaviour and dependancy on criminal activities in place of home grown industries

      Couples having children late, resulting in the rise of Autism and other illnesses

      Erosion of the church and other communities leading to isolation and alienation

      Increased suicide and homelessness

      Uncontrolled immigration

      Have I missed any out?

      • Think you’ve got uncontrolled immigration backwards, those cunts breed like bacteria

      • Yes, unfortunately because there are so many of them, it means the indigenous population (i.e us) is unable to establish family of their own.

  3. Why dont they just change their name to DeliverDrugs or Its equivalent in Polish/Romanian/Pîkey as the police still won’t do anything.

    • You aren’t the only one who has noticed this then.

      About half of their deliveries are food.

    • Still won’t? Like they give a shit. Police are a bunch of filthy chavs, and the good ones leave out of disgust.

  4. With no cunts wanting to sit in a Cab, sharing air with Abdul it’s no wonder the cabbies are now delivering foid via Uber Eats (rival to Deliveroo).
    Forget Coronavirus, this countries next massive killer will be the overweight cunts clogging up the NHS and their arteries.
    The new Government message will be…
    ‘Get aaaaht you fat cunts, go to the gym, protect the NHS’.

  5. Deliveroo and Just Eat.

    ‘Yeah, can i have a doner kebab with extra floor sweepings, rat droppings and an old Rentokil carton… and some fetid crotch yeast from the fat bird who works the fryer in the chippy.. oh, and some nose hair and crusty scalp pickings on the cheese pizza. Fifteen minutes? Lovely.’

  6. Totally agree the Deliveroo ad goes straight to Room 101.

    If they were selling haemorrhoid cream, these days the ad has to come with ‘have a truck load of our faux gratitude for the NHS/we’re all in it together/blah blah bollox’. Even the National Lottery are on the bandwagon.

  7. Yes, let’s help an already greedy and obese nation of cunts get greedier and fatter.
    Deliveroo? DeliverPOO.
    Go to the Spar shop. And buy some salad.
    And tell Ahmed to stick his salmonella-infested kebab up his arse.

    • DeliverPOO? Is that door to door colonic irrigation? They stick a tube through your front door and connect it to your back door! Handy if you want to manure the garden…

  8. Deliveroo riders (and others) are cunts. They race around at frightening speed with no regard for the Highway Code. Perish the thought that they should stop at a red light; some cunt’s pizza might cool a bit.

  9. Literally just realized their logo is supposed to be a stylized roo. All this time I thought it was some sort of new 2012 olympics logo.

    Thankfully I don’t watch TV so I can isolate myself from all this sort of gash. I do listen to LBC on occassion though, and radio adverts are like being ear fucked by Satan – fuck Ocean credit cards.

  10. Haven’t seen it but will assume it’s some woke bollocks, in which case it can fuck off.

  11. Takeaways are wasted on me.
    Dont like them, missus & kids do, but not me.
    I was 24yr first time I tried chinese food….rubbish.
    I didnt have a pizza till about 20yr …rubbish.
    Indian food tried about 26yr…make me heave, rubbish.
    Im having mash & roast beef tonight with onion gravy.
    I like that.

    • Were you the inspiration for Peter Kays ‘Garlic bread’ sketch Miserable?

      • Yorkshire pudding from other side of t’ Pennines is about your limit Miserable, exotic food from a strange and mysterious land.

      • MNC, how abaaaaaht we all chip in and get the Flabbot to come round in her suspenders and cook you some fried chicken and rice an pea? Cmon you know you want to. 😁

      • Sadly Bwc, my akita isnt as laidback as me and is a massive racist!
        Diane would waddle partway up the path before hearing a low rumbling growl, then something large and shaggy akin to a bear would set off after her!
        Id be heartbroken!
        Mumbling ‘stop, dont, oh dear, cover your throat, and your face”
        But inevitable by the time id dragged the dog off Di would be bleeding out.
        Id show mercy and ease her suffering with a quick crack of a shovel at the centre of her skull, but then start to worry!
        What if Black Lives Matter think I killed her?
        Will they riot?
        I wont get a fair trial!
        So id drag her into the van eating the chicken with a tear rolling down my cheek, and dump her on saddleworth moor.
        Id probably dip bread in the rice & peas that night for a snack.😁

      • How about we get a ‘Come Dine With Me’ experience for Fiddler inviting Stephen Fry, Stormzy and Warwick Davis. They would have to air it late at night as it wouldn’t be teatime viewing.

      • If you had a dinner party LL and could invite 4 people, living/dead
        Famous/historical etc
        Whod you pick?

      • Same to Bwc.
        Any 4 people.
        Mines Clint Eastwood
        Muhammad Ali
        Robert Shaw
        Marty Feldman

      • I do like my history so Duke of Wellington, national hero, PM and fucked off the French. Oliver Reed, pisshead with some great stories, Houdini for the entertainment and England captain Bobby Moore, when footballers were not all cunts.

      • Ollie Reed would be good!
        And Beef Wellington.
        Shit, swap Clint for Keith Moon, forgot him.

      • Mine would be…
        Sir Henry Morgan (famous buccaneer/pirate),
        Ivar The Boneless,
        Black Caesar (famous black pirate),
        Blackbeard,
        William the conqueror. 👍🏽

      • Jesus, Bwc!
        It’d kick off!
        Cut throats and warriors to a man.☺

      • Never heard of Black Caesar before B&W, long lost ancestor, ‘Bumholes of the Caribbean’?

      • Quite possibly an ancestor LL, a famous black pirate who was part of Blackbeard’s crew when he (Blackbeard) was caught and killed, he was hung for piracy…the poor cunt.

      • He had a harem of women so probably tongued a few of their bumholes…most definitely an ancestor. 😁

      • Youve to many alpha males at the table Bwc!
        Need a peacemaker!
        A calming influence,
        What about Gandhi?
        Wouldnt eat much, just a bowl of rice crispies and hes bloated!
        Sat there in his nappie.
        😁

      • It would be a most educational evening to hear from these greats abaaaaaht conquering countries, piracy, etc. They’d take one look at a moody looking cunt like me a behave themselves…the cunts. No need for a peacemaker.

      • Maybe you could have a famous Viking Miserable like Ragnar Lodbrok or Erik the Red. Bring plenty of ale and serving wenches but tell the neighbours to lock up.

      • Yeah thatd be good, but wouldnt fancy the tidying up afterwards!
        Axes in doors, mead all over sofa, firepit in middle of the livingroom etc.
        Besides they were slavers the vikings, id wake up with a hangover and find out theyd sold me to washing machine repair man Keith vaz!!!

  12. If they can Deliveroo my pre-ordered “Pestilence Pizza” down the nearest coal shaft I’ll give them a tip.
    Don’t wipe your arse with a broken bottle.

  13. I know of a cunt on rhe scrounge (depression) who gets McDonalds via Deliveroo. Does have a car, but the restaurant is a 3 minute walk from his flat

  14. Deliveroo? Dealers who occasionally hand over partially cooked and half cold slop to make it look legitimate – and the worst cyclists I have ever seen! (Ruffians!).
    Top four dinner guests?
    1. Owen Jones.
    2. Dawn Butler.
    3. Nish Kumar.
    4. An AK47.
    I predict an eventful evening – and many, many Years of involuntary residency in Broadmoor for the Fox! 👍😁☠

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